Hey, Bart!
 

Donal replied:=20
And what bloody questions would those be?


"When can we get a new kitchen?"

"When can we get a new TV?"

"Why don't you make love to me four times *every* night?"

Well, shut her up and get her a new kitchen and tv and maybe she'll stop =
pestering you about the other.
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Hey, Bart!
 

Frank complained: To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at =
bedtime, instead of
offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me!

It's the laughter that keeps you young. Besides if she didn't laugh you =
wouldn't think she cared.

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Hey, Bart!
 

On 17 Mar 2004 16:40:08 -0800, (Frank Maier) wrote
this crap:

Whippersnapper! I'm 56; but after an evening at my kendo dojo, I feel
about 76. And the next morning, I'm up to about 86. Thank God for
ibuprofin!

To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at bedtime, instead of
offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me!

She doesn't laugh at me, you wuss!





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Hey, Bart!
 

your boyfriend doesn't count.

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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On 17 Mar 2004 16:40:08 -0800, (Frank Maier) wrote
this crap:

Whippersnapper! I'm 56; but after an evening at my kendo dojo, I feel
about 76. And the next morning, I'm up to about 86. Thank God for
ibuprofin!

To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at bedtime, instead of
offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me!

She doesn't laugh at me, you wuss!





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Hey, Bart!
 

"katysails" wrote:
Frank complained: To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at
bedtime, instead of
offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me!

It's the laughter that keeps you young. Besides if she didn't laugh you
wouldn't think she cared.

True; but you're taking all the fun out of my delight in *complaining*
about her.

So, if her laughing at me keeps me young, and the kids keep me young,
and enjoying life keeps me young, and what-all else keeps me young, I
must be winding down toward my teen years along about now!

Hey, Bart!
 

Frank Maier wrote:
Whippersnapper! I'm 56; but after an evening at my kendo dojo, I feel
about 76. And the next morning, I'm up to about 86. Thank God for
ibuprofin!

Ah so... honorable kendo... that's where you pay to join a club where
little guys with lightning quick reflexes smack you with a stick.

Martial arts are great for keeping in shape, never was into kendo but
did a few other things. I do Pilotes once in a while with my wife's
class and they are amazed that I can do everything they can. They're
used to guys wimping out halfway thru.


To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at bedtime, instead of
offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me!

No, she's not laughing *at* you, she's laughing near you.

Regards
Doug King

Hey, Bart!
 

"Donal" wrote

"katysails" wrote

Who 's birthday is it?

Bart's! .... I can't imagine why I always remember it!

It's Donal's birthday too.

Bart

Hey, Bart!
 

"John Cairns" wrote


Many happy returns, don't be shy, tell us how many that is?
John Cairns

48 years for me. I think Donal is up to 98.

Bart

Hey, Bart!
 

"katysails" wrote in message
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Donal replied:
And what bloody questions would those be?


"When can we get a new kitchen?"

"When can we get a new TV?"

"Why don't you make love to me four times *every* night?"

Well, shut her up and get her a new kitchen and tv and maybe she'll stop
pestering you about the other.



Rubbish! If I get the kitchen and the TV, then she'll just start
complaining about something else.

That is what you women are like!

In fact, I've come to the conclusion that modern men, who do housework and
cooking, cannot keep a woman happy. Women are only truly happy when they
have something to moan about. That's why the divorce rates are rising so
fast.



Regards


Donal
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Hey, Bart!
 

"Frank Maier" wrote in message
om...
"Donal" wrote:
46.
My hair is thinning.
My eyesight is going.
Sometimes I prefer to just go to sleep.
It's really awful!

Whippersnapper! I'm 56; but after an evening at my kendo dojo, I feel
about 76. And the next morning, I'm up to about 86. Thank God for
ibuprofin!

To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at bedtime, instead of
offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me!

Have you tried Viagra!



Regards


Donal
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