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JAXAshby March 12th 04 01:32 PM

So long, Folks!
 
kates, not only do you hate too much, you also lack the mental capability to
deal with metaphor.

Jax hallucinated: kates, do you think you can get into your heaven =
hating men, Mexicans, sexual
women, Chinese, boys too small to yet be men, French women who go =
topless,
Baptists, school teachers who teach evolution, people with more money =
than you
do, and godless faggots as you do?

Seeing as how 2 of my grandchildren are of Hispanic descent, 2 are of =
Korean, and that my granddaughters are of American Indian stock on their =
father's side, your statement is absolutely ludicrous. Seeing that my =
husband is a teacher and teaches evolution alongside creationism because =
they are all theories, and seeing that my youngest son attends the =
Baptist church and makes sure his sons are in bible class every Sunday, =
that one of the best friends I have ever had, and whom I write to once a =
week now that he has moved away is gay, and that I like most of the men =
on this ng, your statement is so typically Jaxoffian that it bears no =
credence whatsoever. You know that commercial with the fried egg...the =
analogy of what happens to your brain on drugs? Yours has gone well =
beyond scrambled.
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein










JAXAshby March 12th 04 01:34 PM

So long, Folks!
 
why whorvah, how would you ever know what a dyke sounds like?

I thought dykes hated men, think kates, so dear me how could you get close
enough to a dyke to hear her voice? Were you dressed in drag?

why thank you, horvath. her name is Esmerelda Penelope Farnsworth-Ashby.


Sound like a dyke.


How many kids do you have, Jax?


a very nifty kid who has grown into a fine young adult.

What's her name?





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JAXAshby March 12th 04 01:38 PM

So long, Folks!
 
kates, you did say it. about the time you also claimed I was a macho talking
Mexican.

if you want, you can now say you would never talk like that, unless perhaps
once -- just once, mind you -- you were drunk that night.

most people, kates, would prefer to hear you have a drinking problem rather
than you be a racial and sexual bigot.

Jax fantacized: no, but kates did once say (truly) that if I did have =
one with a woman I wasn't
married to, I was by definition "a sexual preditor".=20

Poor delusional creature. Let's all light candles for him. Maybe a =
21st century miracle will occur.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein










Jeff Morris March 12th 04 01:42 PM

So long, Folks!
 
"katysails" wrote:
Seeing that my husband is a teacher and teaches evolution alongside

creationism because they are all theories,

You're not serious, are you? Is this in a public school? Just because someone
is deluded enough to propose a "theory" does that mean your husband is obligated
to teach it to children? No that's child abuse!








JAXAshby March 12th 04 02:02 PM

So long, Folks!
 
From: "Jeff Morris"
Date: 3/12/2004 8:42 AM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id:


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Jeff Morris March 12th 04 02:11 PM

So long, Folks!
 
"JAXAshby" shows what's on his mind ..

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JAXAshby March 12th 04 02:36 PM

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DSK March 12th 04 03:59 PM

So long, Folks!
 
Martin Baxter wrote:
More Katy type? Should read 'Let's all light candles under him.'


Preferably the kind of "candles" that you light with an igniter and a
couple hundred yards of static wire.

DSK


felton March 12th 04 04:18 PM

So long, Folks!
 
On 12 Mar 2004 10:15:06 -0600, Dave wrote:

On 12 Mar 2004 01:06:35 GMT, (JAXAshby) said:

Farnsworth-Ashby


Never trust an American with a hyphenated name.


Are you talking about "real name" or "stage name"?

JAXAshby March 12th 04 04:52 PM

So long, Folks!
 
never trust anyone who can't see satire staring him in the face.

Farnsworth-Ashby


Never trust an American with a hyphenated name.

Dave
S/V Good Fortune
CS27










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