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JAXAshby March 3rd 04 01:09 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
I almost bought a Hunter once, then I sobered up and realised how ugly
it was. I sobered up too late though, I already signed the papers.
Dam!



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Scott Vernon March 3rd 04 01:41 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
So does whom? The other guy in the mirror?

Scotty

OzOne wrote in message ...
On 2 Mar 2004 17:05:22 -0800, (JAXAshby) scribbled
thusly:

I like to Mount Gays and drink rum too.

JAX


That's funny, so does he




Scott Vernon March 3rd 04 01:41 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
WTF?


"JAXAshby" wrote in message
om...
I almost bought a Hunter once, then I sobered up and realised how ugly
it was. I sobered up too late though, I already signed the papers.
Dam!



This signature is now the stupidest signiture in the universe



Peter Wiley March 3rd 04 02:20 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
In article , OzOne wrote:

On Wed, 03 Mar 2004 11:49:57 +1100, Peter Wiley
scribbled thusly:

No it isn't. Inner Circle Double OP. 78% ethanol, great flavour. I got
a case of it for a Christmas present.

Bundy is second best.

PDW


Hmm maybe.
A friend of mine would dispute both.
He like Mount Gay and drink it in anything but moderation.


Demonstrates that he's a true rum drinker. Moderation is for people who
can't get good painkillers.

Anyway the best drink is the one in your hand, when nothing else is
available. All other discussions on the subject approximate religion.

PDW

katysails March 3rd 04 02:58 AM

DICLAIMER
 
Suzy Q wailed:=20
Don't you be picking on Joe, Catty Claws. He's a red blooded all
American male and he's cute too.

Be my guest....I think I'd like the Tasmanian Devil better.
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Horvath March 3rd 04 04:30 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
On 2 Mar 2004 17:09:41 -0800, (JAXAshby) wrote
this crap:

I almost bought a Hunter once, then I sobered up and realised how ugly
it was. I sobered up too late though, I already signed the papers.
Dam!



This signature is now the stupidest signiture in the universe



Ya ****ed up, Jaxy. now we know who's been forging posts.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe

JAXAshby March 3rd 04 05:03 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
WhoreBath, you stew ped squathead, that was the imposter. Only a idjit
as you would be fooled by such a ruse. Get a clew.

Jax


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On 2 Mar 2004 17:09:41 -0800, (JAXAshby) wrote
this crap:

I almost bought a Hunter once, then I sobered up and realised how ugly
it was. I sobered up too late though, I already signed the papers.
Dam!



This signature is now the stupidest signiture in the universe



Ya ****ed up, Jaxy. now we know who's been forging posts.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe


Jonathan Ganz March 3rd 04 08:00 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
It has real meaning if you're a sailor. Sorry, but you're said time
and time again, that your stepping stone boats are for getting a
bigger (and presumably) better boat. That has very little to do
with progress or advancement is knowing how to sail or what
it's all about.

It isn't about capitalism. There's nothing wrong with saying you
want to sell something for a profit. There's nothing wrong with
profiting from a passion. But, that's not a stepping stone as
related to learning the art of sailing. That's a stepping stone
to making money.

And, actually sailing is a lot like yoga. I'd say meditation or
becoming a better person, building self-esteem, and helping others.
It doesn't take much money to sail actually. That's a choice you've
made, but it isn't an abolute. People have been sailing for 1000s
of years without (and with) money. One thing doesn't necessarily
have anything to do with the other.

But, that's ok. If that's what you believe, I'm certainly not going
to be able to convince you.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Boats and learning about them are not stepping stones to some
end. They are an end and a beginning in and of themselves.

Like many philsophical statements, the one above has no real meaning.
Almost everyone who sails has progressed beyond the abilities of their

first,
second and even third boats. They were stepping stones.
Allow me to help you with the term:

Websters: Stepping Stone: 2 : a means of progress or advancement

Hmmmm. Like many people, you're offended by the capitalistic element

introduced
to a passion that you feel is well above such things. It isn't. It takes

money
to sail, a boat, usually a car. It's not exactly Yoga, now is it?

RB




Jonathan Ganz March 3rd 04 08:02 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
Maybe in your twisted dimension. Cal is a great place to live. Certainly
better than the east coast in most respects including the quality of female
company.

"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
and they are losing 30,000 yuppies a year to Colorado. must be the beer.

today, California is no different than it was 150 years ago. The state is
broke, it has no electricity, everyone speak Spanish, there is shooting

in the
streets, and the women are somewhere else.

Yup. The 5 or 6 largest economy in the world. Some of the best sailing
there is. I think I'll stay.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Jon lives in Calif., nough said.


"Dave" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 19:27:37 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
said:

Was that before or after he decided not to go for his physical?
And, why exactly didn't he show up for it? It couldn't be his
relationship with coke and alcohol. No way!

I fail to see the connection of the above with Crystal's purported

joke,
other than perhaps that you want to demonstrate solidarity with
Hollywood's
peas-in-a-pod lunacy.


Dave
S/V Good Fortune
CS27














Horvath March 3rd 04 11:36 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
On Wed, 3 Mar 2004 00:02:18 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Maybe in your twisted dimension. Cal is a great place to live. Certainly
better than the east coast in most respects including the quality of female
company.


Why would you care about the wimmen?
You're just there for the guys.




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Martin Baxter March 3rd 04 11:47 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
OzOne wrote:



Ozzy scribbled....

Bundaberg just happens to be the finest sailors rum on the planet.




It's Australian, anything distilled outside of the Carib is not
rum, and what's with the polar bear? You have a lot of polar
bears in Oz? Mooron would split a gut.

Cheers
Marty


DSK March 3rd 04 12:06 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
Peter Wiley wrote:

Demonstrates that he's a true rum drinker. Moderation is for people who
can't get good painkillers.


I've always felt that moderation is for people who either 1- are too clumsy
and/or flabby to dance naked on the tabletops, or 2- have to get up and go to
work sometime in the next few weeks.



Anyway the best drink is the one in your hand, when nothing else is
available. All other discussions on the subject approximate religion.


Spoken (or posted, rather) like a true man of good sense. Rum isn't my fave
but will look for Bundaberg & Inner Circle Double OP to try. These days I'm
enjoying an afternoon sip of John Powers Gold.

Regards
Doug King


Scott Vernon March 3rd 04 03:58 PM

DICLAIMER
 
You are sooooo kinky


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Suzy Q wailed:
Don't you be picking on Joe, Catty Claws. He's a red blooded all
American male and he's cute too.

Be my guest....I think I'd like the Tasmanian Devil better.
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Jonathan Ganz March 3rd 04 06:22 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
I think you're confusing us. This is your issue. It's a pretty
common psychological pathology when this happens. Get
help as soon as you can titboy.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 3 Mar 2004 00:02:18 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Maybe in your twisted dimension. Cal is a great place to live. Certainly
better than the east coast in most respects including the quality of

female
company.


Why would you care about the wimmen?
You're just there for the guys.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe




Donal March 3rd 04 11:28 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 

"DSK" wrote in message
...
These days I'm
enjoying an afternoon sip of John Powers Gold.


Ahhhhhh! A man who knows his whiskey!


Regards
Donal
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Peter Wiley March 4th 04 12:53 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
In article , Martin Baxter
wrote:

OzOne wrote:



Ozzy scribbled....

Bundaberg just happens to be the finest sailors rum on the planet.




It's Australian, anything distilled outside of the Carib is not
rum,


Riiiight, like anything produced outside France isn't wine? Tho when it
comes to Californian zinfandels, that'd be a correct statement.

and what's with the polar bear? You have a lot of polar
bears in Oz? Mooron would split a gut.


He already has - trying to get us to send him some.

PDW

Martin Baxter March 4th 04 12:18 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
Peter Wiley wrote:
...


Bundaberg just happens to be the finest sailors rum on the planet.


It's Australian, anything distilled outside of the Carib is not
rum,



Riiiight, like anything produced outside France isn't wine? Tho when it
comes to Californian zinfandels, that'd be a correct statement.


and what's with the polar bear? You have a lot of polar
bears in Oz? Mooron would split a gut.



He already has - trying to get us to send him some.


Don't get too upset Peter, remember your earlier comment vis-a-vis
religious discourse. ;-)

Cheers
Marty


Suzy Brody March 4th 04 05:52 PM

DICLAIMER
 
Jose, this is alt.sailing.ASA, not Mexican Sailing Assoc.

Stop over, my bush needs trimming.

Suzy


"Joe" wrote in message om...
"katysails" wrote in message ...

Mientras la CUCARACHA residente nos cansa con tu retorica RACISTA y
MEDIOCRE
de que los Latinos no pueden o nos quieren, continuan saliendo
articulos
como el siguiente que lo desmiente.


Peter Wiley March 5th 04 12:19 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
In article , Martin Baxter
wrote:

Peter Wiley wrote:
..


Bundaberg just happens to be the finest sailors rum on the planet.


It's Australian, anything distilled outside of the Carib is not
rum,



Riiiight, like anything produced outside France isn't wine? Tho when it
comes to Californian zinfandels, that'd be a correct statement.


and what's with the polar bear? You have a lot of polar
bears in Oz? Mooron would split a gut.



He already has - trying to get us to send him some.


Don't get too upset Peter, remember your earlier comment vis-a-vis
religious discourse. ;-)


Nah, not upset at all. Just the memory of buying a Cal zinfandel still
hasn't faded sufficiently. Fortunately some of the cheaper Cal reds
were quite drinkable. I have no pretensions of 'palate' when it comes
to wine, BTW. One of the nice things about living in Australia is just
how many different boutique wineries there are about and how many
different, very drinkable wines you can buy for less than $AUD 10 a
bottle. Oz of course is in a much higher price bracket when buying
wine.

PDW

Martin Baxter March 5th 04 12:29 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
Peter Wiley wrote:


Nah, not upset at all. Just the memory of buying a Cal zinfandel still
hasn't faded sufficiently. Fortunately some of the cheaper Cal reds
were quite drinkable. I have no pretensions of 'palate' when it comes
to wine, BTW. One of the nice things about living in Australia is just
how many different boutique wineries there are about and how many
different, very drinkable wines you can buy for less than $AUD 10 a
bottle. Oz of course is in a much higher price bracket when buying
wine.

PDW


Not being a fan of zinfandels in general I can't directly comment. I do
however 'religiously' avoid California wines period. I live right next to
the Niagra Valley, home to some very fine wineries. Don't get me wrong I
do drink wines from other countries, I have had some very nice Sherazzes (sp?)
from Oz. I drink a fair bit of stuff from Eur., mostly Pinot Noirs, Cab-sav,
I must admit an inordinate like of Chardonays, non-oaked of course.

Cheers
Marty


Scott Vernon March 5th 04 02:52 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
geeze, and all this time I thought you were a sailor.

"Martin Baxter" swished and wrote...

Not being a fan of zinfandels in general I can't directly comment. I do
however 'religiously' avoid California wines period. I live right next to
the Niagra Valley, home to some very fine wineries. Don't get me wrong I
do drink wines from other countries, I have had some very nice Sherazzes

(sp?)
from Oz. I drink a fair bit of stuff from Eur., mostly Pinot Noirs,

Cab-sav,
I must admit an inordinate like of Chardonays, non-oaked of course.

Cheers
Marty



Martin Baxter March 5th 04 03:13 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
Scott Vernon wrote:

geeze, and all this time I thought you were a sailor.


On the boat you don't need ice or a cooler for a red!

I generally use beer though, you can shoot at the cans with a
pistol for fun.

Cheers
Marty


Scott Vernon March 5th 04 04:22 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
RUM



"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:

geeze, and all this time I thought you were a sailor.


On the boat you don't need ice or a cooler for a red!

I generally use beer though, you can shoot at the cans with a
pistol for fun.

Cheers
Marty



Joe March 5th 04 04:41 PM

DICLAIMER
 
(Suzy Brody) wrote in message . com...
Jose, this is alt.sailing.ASA, not Mexican Sailing Assoc.

Stop over, my bush needs trimming.

Suzy


Espero tus noticias. Aquí tienes mi dirección e-mail, por si te es más
cómodo. Mua de mucho taco fiesta.

Un Abrazo,








"Joe" wrote in message om...
"katysails" wrote in message ...

Mientras la CUCARACHA residente nos cansa con tu retorica RACISTA y
MEDIOCRE
de que los Latinos no pueden o nos quieren, continuan saliendo
articulos
como el siguiente que lo desmiente.


katysails March 6th 04 01:37 AM

DICLAIMER
 
Jose': Caliete la boca.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Donal March 6th 04 11:24 PM

DICLAIMER
 

"Joe" wrote in message
om...
Mua de mucho taco fiesta.



Basura! Tonterias.

Can't you make sense in *any* language, Joe?

Regards


Donal
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Scott Vernon March 7th 04 12:09 AM

DICLAIMER
 
Donal, no me haga lo informo a su proveedor de servicios de Internet

Senoir Scotty

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Joe" wrote in message
om...
Mua de mucho taco fiesta.



Basura! Tonterias.

Can't you make sense in *any* language, Joe?

Regards


Donal
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Joe March 7th 04 02:32 AM

DICLAIMER
 
"Donal" wrote in message ...
"Joe" wrote in message
om...
Mua de mucho taco fiesta.



Basura! Tonterias.

Can't you make sense in *any* language, Joe?

Regards


Donal
--




Jose My Gardener was mucho excited over Suzy.

Donal March 7th 04 10:44 PM

DICLAIMER
 

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal, no me haga lo informo a su proveedor de servicios de Internet


I think that you meant to say -
"Donal, no me haga que le informe a su proveedor de servicios de Internet."


Really, Scotty! You need to brush up on your Spanish!

I'm really not happy about those two "e"'s in "proveedor", but I don't want
to disturb my missus from her ironing again!!!



Regards


Donal
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Scott Vernon March 8th 04 02:31 AM

DICLAIMER
 
"Donal" wrote


Really, Scotty! You need to brush up on your Spanish!


Why? I mow my own lawn.
;o





Joe March 9th 04 08:03 PM

DICLAIMER
 
"katysails" wrote in message ...
Jose': Caliete la boca.



Gato: fue un punto caliente en boca.

areeeeba andalayyyyyy hhiiiiiiiiiiiii eeeeeeeeee

gringo

Jose

katysails March 9th 04 11:27 PM

DICLAIMER
 
Jose'{ Puede su cabeza en su posterior.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Joe March 15th 04 04:49 PM

DICLAIMER
 
"katysails" wrote in message ...
Jose'{ Puede su cabeza en su posterior.


Kate,

VN ddo^.c la^.p mo+'i co' 30 na(m tho^i a` ! co`n so sa'nh vo+'i My~
thi` kho^ng ne^n . Va^.y so sa'nh vo+'i Campuchea ddi ? O+? ca'i nu+o+'c
kho+` me ddo' co' ma^'y dda?ng va^.y ? ba'o chi' vo+'i la.i truye^`n
thanh truye^`n hi`nh be^n no' co' dda nguye^n ho+n VN du+o+i' che^'
ddo^. CS hay kho^ng !

Jung Jo

Donal March 15th 04 11:02 PM

DICLAIMER
 

"Joe" wrote in message
om...
"katysails" wrote in message

...
Jose'{ Puede su cabeza en su posterior.


Kate,

VN ddo^.c la^.p mo+'i co' 30 na(m tho^i a` ! co`n so sa'nh vo+'i My~
thi` kho^ng ne^n . Va^.y so sa'nh vo+'i Campuchea ddi ? O+? ca'i nu+o+'c
kho+` me ddo' co' ma^'y dda?ng va^.y ? ba'o chi' vo+'i la.i truye^`n
thanh truye^`n hi`nh be^n no' co' dda nguye^n ho+n VN du+o+i' che^'
ddo^. CS hay kho^ng !


Welcome back, MsTerry!



Regards


Donal
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