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Scott Vernon March 2nd 04 04:03 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
Your daughter has good taste. Was she bred from the same sailor as your son?

SV

Ozzy scribbled thusly:

I know what you mean, but honestly, I saw that joke and a short bit by

Robin
Williams. Did Jonny Depp get anything for his gay pirate movie?

Scotty


Nope!
But my daughter has seen the pic about 6 times.




Bobsprit March 2nd 04 04:16 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
How many idiots would you say on City Is.?


I felt that the above comment and it's phrasing said it all.
I was right.

RB

Horvath March 2nd 04 05:39 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 19:06:53 -0500, DSK wrote
this crap:

Scott Vernon wrote:

I would have felt it was a reflection more on the owners ability, rather
than the boats.


We sailed our Hunter in 35 knot winds at least a dozen times. Apparently some
are better than others... either the boats or the sailors, take yer pick.


Wuss! I sailed my 25' Hunter in 60 knot winds.

Here's a tip. NEVER gybe in 60 kt. winds. I'm suprised the traveler
didn't rip right off, but then, it's a very sturdy boat.




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Horvath March 2nd 04 05:43 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
On 02 Mar 2004 00:11:32 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

I would have felt it was a reflection more on the owners ability, rather
than the boats.

Scotty, the early 80's Hunters were notorious for heavy, heavy weatherhelm
problems. I was also warned off by a LOT of people, including former owners.
The most common complaint for the 27 and 30 was that heavy air of any degree
overpowered the boat easily.


That's total bull****. my first sailboat was a 1980 hunter, and it
was definately NOT overpowered. I always considered it underpowered.
I always thought it needed three more feet of mast.

That said, I found that the early Cherebuni Hunters have held up as well as the
Pearsons and certainly better than many Catalinas.


The early Hunters were very sturdy.




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Jonathan Ganz March 2nd 04 08:49 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
You're full of ****. I mean your boyfriend.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 19:06:53 -0500, DSK wrote
this crap:

Scott Vernon wrote:

I would have felt it was a reflection more on the owners ability,

rather
than the boats.


We sailed our Hunter in 35 knot winds at least a dozen times. Apparently

some
are better than others... either the boats or the sailors, take yer pick.


Wuss! I sailed my 25' Hunter in 60 knot winds.

Here's a tip. NEVER gybe in 60 kt. winds. I'm suprised the traveler
didn't rip right off, but then, it's a very sturdy boat.




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Scott Vernon March 2nd 04 01:31 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
never heard of it. must be expensive if you drink it.

Scotty


Ozzy scribbled....

Bundaberg just happens to be the finest sailors rum on the planet.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Scott Vernon March 2nd 04 01:33 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
The only time your Hunter saw 60 kt winds was on the delivery truck.

Scotty


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 19:06:53 -0500, DSK wrote
this crap:

Scott Vernon wrote:

I would have felt it was a reflection more on the owners ability,

rather
than the boats.


We sailed our Hunter in 35 knot winds at least a dozen times. Apparently

some
are better than others... either the boats or the sailors, take yer pick.


Wuss! I sailed my 25' Hunter in 60 knot winds.

Here's a tip. NEVER gybe in 60 kt. winds. I'm suprised the traveler
didn't rip right off, but then, it's a very sturdy boat.




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Scott Vernon March 2nd 04 01:35 PM

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Yup, I'll make a profit on her, for sure.

SV

wrote

Good to know you've already rehearsed the best way to get rid of a

Siedlemann.

BB
wrote:

I sold my Hobie and my 16'er for the same that I paid. The Mac I sold

for
22% more than I paid. I've already had offers for more than I paid

for
the
Seidelmann, but I don't want to sell her. She is NOT a stepping stone.




Bobsprit March 2nd 04 01:47 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
Yup, I'll make a profit on her, for sure.


You said you won't sell her. Changed your mind?

RB

Scott Vernon March 2nd 04 02:04 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
No. That's *IF* I were to sell her. I don't think of my boats as 'stepping
stones'.

S

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Yup, I'll make a profit on her, for sure.


You said you won't sell her. Changed your mind?

RB



Bobsprit March 2nd 04 02:05 PM

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I don't think of my boats as 'stepping
stones'.


That means that you never looked upon your previous boats as learning tools to
an eventual end. While sailing the Mac, you NEVER thought you'd learn from her
and move up to a more comfortable yacht.
You may not like the term, "Stepping Stone" but it's what most of our boats
are. I love Alien, but I have dreams and plans to own a larger boat in warmer
waters. The moment I think that thought, Alien becomes a "stepping stone." I
wonder why the term is upsetting to you.

RB

Scott Vernon March 2nd 04 02:19 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 

The new reformed & warned "Bobsprit" wrote...



That means that you never looked upon your previous boats as learning

tools to
an eventual end. While sailing the Mac, you NEVER thought you'd learn from

her
and move up to a more comfortable yacht.


Not untill I decided to buy another boat. Up till then I was happy,
satisfied with what I sailed. Sorry for you that you can't understand this
..


. I love Alien, but I have dreams and plans to own a larger boat in warmer
waters.


Not me, I am satisfied with my boat. It's a shame you're not.

Scotty


Bobsprit March 2nd 04 02:44 PM

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Not untill I decided to buy another boat. Up till then I was happy

I have never been unhappy with any of my boats. I loved all 3 and STILL do.
Moving to a larger or smaller boat doesn't negate that. I sold the Catalina
because I wanted a larger boat in better condition. I sold the Pearson because
my wife and I wanted to buy something suitable for a family. We bought the C&C
because it allowed us to sail basically for free while planning for a larger
boat. All 3 are stepping stones and have been thoroughly enjoyed. At your age
you may find a 30 foot old boat "enough." That's fine. But as you'll note, many
sailors want more and slowly move up to larger boats. I sailed my first two
boats for 8 years. The 3rd was a lucky fluke. I know people who buy different
boats every few years. They just love saling and owning various designs.
What's the problem?

RB

JAXAshby March 2nd 04 03:20 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
I never owned a Sunfish.

there are Sunfish and there are "Sunfish".



Scott Vernon March 2nd 04 04:00 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
well, I've never owned either.

SV
"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
I never owned a Sunfish.


there are Sunfish and there are "Sunfish".




Scott Vernon March 2nd 04 04:01 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
Jon lives in Calif., nough said.


"Dave" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 19:27:37 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
said:

Was that before or after he decided not to go for his physical?
And, why exactly didn't he show up for it? It couldn't be his
relationship with coke and alcohol. No way!


I fail to see the connection of the above with Crystal's purported joke,
other than perhaps that you want to demonstrate solidarity with

Hollywood's
peas-in-a-pod lunacy.


Dave
S/V Good Fortune
CS27



felton March 2nd 04 04:20 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
On Tue, 2 Mar 2004 11:00:36 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

well, I've never owned either.

SV


Somehow I see you on one of those Kool Cigarettes styrofoam boats (for
those that have long memories).:)

"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
I never owned a Sunfish.


there are Sunfish and there are "Sunfish".




Scott Vernon March 2nd 04 04:56 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
Sorry to ruin your fantasy, here is my boat;
http://www.enter.net/photoalbum/data...non/492230.JPG

Scotty



"felton" wrote
Somehow I see you on one of those Kool Cigarettes styrofoam boats (for
those that have long memories).:)




JAXAshby March 2nd 04 04:58 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
like I said, a "Sunfish" not a Sunfish.

Sorry to ruin your fantasy, here is my boat;
http://www.enter.net/photoalbum/data...non/492230.JPG

Scotty



"felton" wrote
Somehow I see you on one of those Kool Cigarettes styrofoam boats (for
those that have long memories).:)












felton March 2nd 04 05:10 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
On Tue, 2 Mar 2004 11:56:51 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

Sorry to ruin your fantasy, here is my boat;
http://www.enter.net/photoalbum/data...non/492230.JPG

Scotty


Don't you have any photos taken closer than 80 yds away?:)

I can tell that it isn't a Sunfish, though.



"felton" wrote
Somehow I see you on one of those Kool Cigarettes styrofoam boats (for
those that have long memories).:)




felton March 2nd 04 05:19 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
On Tue, 2 Mar 2004 12:22:18 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

No, can't you magnify it?


Not really. Looks like it could use some oars, though:)



"felton" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 2 Mar 2004 11:56:51 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

Sorry to ruin your fantasy, here is my boat;
http://www.enter.net/photoalbum/data...non/492230.JPG

Scotty


Don't you have any photos taken closer than 80 yds away?:)

I can tell that it isn't a Sunfish, though.



"felton" wrote
Somehow I see you on one of those Kool Cigarettes styrofoam boats (for
those that have long memories).:)





Scott Vernon March 2nd 04 05:22 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
No, can't you magnify it?


"felton" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 2 Mar 2004 11:56:51 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

Sorry to ruin your fantasy, here is my boat;
http://www.enter.net/photoalbum/data...non/492230.JPG

Scotty


Don't you have any photos taken closer than 80 yds away?:)

I can tell that it isn't a Sunfish, though.



"felton" wrote
Somehow I see you on one of those Kool Cigarettes styrofoam boats (for
those that have long memories).:)





Scott Vernon March 2nd 04 05:48 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
"felton" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 2 Mar 2004 12:22:18 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

No, can't you magnify it?


Not really. Looks like it could use some oars, though:)


uh, you do realize I'm married.




Jonathan Ganz March 2nd 04 06:00 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
Boats and learning about them are not stepping stones to some
end. They are an end and a beginning in and of themselves.

He and many of us are bothered by this because it's pretty clear
by saying something like that you have no concept of the art of
sailing.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I don't think of my boats as 'stepping
stones'.


That means that you never looked upon your previous boats as learning

tools to
an eventual end. While sailing the Mac, you NEVER thought you'd learn from

her
and move up to a more comfortable yacht.
You may not like the term, "Stepping Stone" but it's what most of our

boats
are. I love Alien, but I have dreams and plans to own a larger boat in

warmer
waters. The moment I think that thought, Alien becomes a "stepping stone."

I
wonder why the term is upsetting to you.

RB




Jonathan Ganz March 2nd 04 06:01 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
Neither do. You're ranting. Perhaps that's the explanation.

"Dave" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 19:27:37 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
said:

Was that before or after he decided not to go for his physical?
And, why exactly didn't he show up for it? It couldn't be his
relationship with coke and alcohol. No way!


I fail to see the connection of the above with Crystal's purported joke,
other than perhaps that you want to demonstrate solidarity with

Hollywood's
peas-in-a-pod lunacy.


Dave
S/V Good Fortune
CS27




Jonathan Ganz March 2nd 04 06:02 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
Yup. The 5 or 6 largest economy in the world. Some of the best sailing
there is. I think I'll stay.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Jon lives in Calif., nough said.


"Dave" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 19:27:37 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
said:

Was that before or after he decided not to go for his physical?
And, why exactly didn't he show up for it? It couldn't be his
relationship with coke and alcohol. No way!


I fail to see the connection of the above with Crystal's purported joke,
other than perhaps that you want to demonstrate solidarity with

Hollywood's
peas-in-a-pod lunacy.


Dave
S/V Good Fortune
CS27





Bobsprit March 2nd 04 06:15 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
Boats and learning about them are not stepping stones to some
end. They are an end and a beginning in and of themselves.

Like many philsophical statements, the one above has no real meaning.
Almost everyone who sails has progressed beyond the abilities of their first,
second and even third boats. They were stepping stones.
Allow me to help you with the term:

Websters: Stepping Stone: 2 : a means of progress or advancement

Hmmmm. Like many people, you're offended by the capitalistic element introduced
to a passion that you feel is well above such things. It isn't. It takes money
to sail, a boat, usually a car. It's not exactly Yoga, now is it?

RB

JAXAshby March 2nd 04 06:32 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
and they are losing 30,000 yuppies a year to Colorado. must be the beer.

today, California is no different than it was 150 years ago. The state is
broke, it has no electricity, everyone speak Spanish, there is shooting in the
streets, and the women are somewhere else.

Yup. The 5 or 6 largest economy in the world. Some of the best sailing
there is. I think I'll stay.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Jon lives in Calif., nough said.


"Dave" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 19:27:37 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
said:

Was that before or after he decided not to go for his physical?
And, why exactly didn't he show up for it? It couldn't be his
relationship with coke and alcohol. No way!

I fail to see the connection of the above with Crystal's purported joke,
other than perhaps that you want to demonstrate solidarity with

Hollywood's
peas-in-a-pod lunacy.


Dave
S/V Good Fortune
CS27













Scott Vernon March 2nd 04 08:02 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
Uh jax, don't you live in NYC? You have no room to talk.

SV


"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
and they are losing 30,000 yuppies a year to Colorado. must be the beer.

today, California is no different than it was 150 years ago. The state is
broke, it has no electricity, everyone speak Spanish, there is shooting

in the
streets, and the women are somewhere else.

Yup. The 5 or 6 largest economy in the world. Some of the best sailing
there is. I think I'll stay.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Jon lives in Calif., nough said.


"Dave" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 19:27:37 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
said:

Was that before or after he decided not to go for his physical?
And, why exactly didn't he show up for it? It couldn't be his
relationship with coke and alcohol. No way!

I fail to see the connection of the above with Crystal's purported

joke,
other than perhaps that you want to demonstrate solidarity with
Hollywood's
peas-in-a-pod lunacy.


Dave
S/V Good Fortune
CS27













JAXAshby March 2nd 04 09:18 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
the population of nyc has remained about the same since 1960. yuppies and
immigrants move into "the city" and the boroughs to replace all those leaving.
Averages out.

Uh jax, don't you live in NYC? You have no room to talk.

SV


"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
and they are losing 30,000 yuppies a year to Colorado. must be the beer.

today, California is no different than it was 150 years ago. The state is
broke, it has no electricity, everyone speak Spanish, there is shooting

in the
streets, and the women are somewhere else.

Yup. The 5 or 6 largest economy in the world. Some of the best sailing
there is. I think I'll stay.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Jon lives in Calif., nough said.


"Dave" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 19:27:37 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
said:

Was that before or after he decided not to go for his physical?
And, why exactly didn't he show up for it? It couldn't be his
relationship with coke and alcohol. No way!

I fail to see the connection of the above with Crystal's purported

joke,
other than perhaps that you want to demonstrate solidarity with
Hollywood's
peas-in-a-pod lunacy.


Dave
S/V Good Fortune
CS27





















Bobspirt March 2nd 04 09:32 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
And . . . I almost bought a Vindo. Boy, I am I glad I got out of that one.

JAXAshby March 2nd 04 09:48 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
And . . . I almost bought a Vindo. Boy, I am I glad I got out of that one.

a pretty boat, but one hell of a lot of brightwork.

felton March 2nd 04 09:52 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
On Tue, 2 Mar 2004 12:48:05 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

"felton" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 2 Mar 2004 12:22:18 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

No, can't you magnify it?


Not really. Looks like it could use some oars, though:)


uh, you do realize I'm married.

so let her row...it will give her some muscle tone for the
"gentlemen's club":)


SAIL LOCO March 2nd 04 11:49 PM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
What pretty lines. And a well proportioned stern ladder too.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"No shirt, no skirt, full service"

katysails March 3rd 04 12:04 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
Our worst "almost" boat was a Pearson Arial that was a mess....hull had =
been painted a frog green color and the interior was harvest gold =
vinyl...was ghastly, the ruffer ended up being delaminated and there was =
just too much work to consider...considering we had just dumped out the =
"Git Rot" boat...I was never so glad as when we found the O'Day 22 and =
bought that instead. =20

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


BinaryBillThesailor@Sea++.com BinaryBillThesailor March 3rd 04 12:32 AM

DICLAIMER
 
Thats showing em jaxie.

BB

"JAXAshby" wrote in message ...
kates, I didn't even see "joe's" post, probably because I blocked the id
address of the clown who has been posting as everyone else. Cut the number of
posts I do see by half.


Horvath March 3rd 04 12:36 AM

DICLAIMER
 
BRILLIANT!




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"JAXAshby" wrote in message ...
kates, I didn't even see "joe's" post, probably because I blocked the id
address of the clown who has been posting as everyone else. Cut the number of
posts I do see by half.


Suzy Brody March 3rd 04 12:41 AM

DICLAIMER
 
Don't you be picking on Joe, Catty Claws. He's a red blooded all
American male and he's cute too.

Suzy


"katysails" wrote in message

You all do realize that Joe is rabid, suffers from an ongoing case of
untreated syphilis, and is a heroine addict? His above statement is an
example of the world that only he lives in.
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Peter Wiley March 3rd 04 12:49 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
In article , OzOne wrote:

On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 22:59:57 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

Nah, don't be so swishy, ya gotta drink Capt. Morgans, or another
appropriate 'Pirate Rum. And keep your little pinky in.

Scotty, Arrrrggggggggg!


Bundaberg just happens to be the finest sailors rum on the planet.


No it isn't. Inner Circle Double OP. 78% ethanol, great flavour. I got
a case of it for a Christmas present.

Bundy is second best.

PDW

JAXAshby March 3rd 04 01:05 AM

Your "WORST" Almost Boat....?
 
I like to Mount Gays and drink rum too.

JAX

OzOne wrote in message
A friend of mine would dispute both.
He like Mount Gay and drink it in anything but moderation.



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