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Capt. Mooron January 26th 04 08:37 PM

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Well... that was a short visit. I leave this Wednesday I think....

Glad I was able to still slap Bob around so easily... yet again.
I hope Bob takes Bill into the Vet for his shots..... he's acting a little
rabid.

Better Buck up there Bob... 0nly a couple of days before the heat dies down
enough for you to pick up what's left of your self respect!

CM




Bobsprit January 26th 04 08:48 PM

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Glad I was able to still slap Bob around so easily... yet again.


Yeah...SUUUUUURRE ya did!
Maybe you can get something done by tomorrow. Try to pick something you
actually know about. Hmmmm. That may be tough!

Bwahahahahahahaha!

RB

John Cairns January 26th 04 10:01 PM

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Excuse me, but I thought it was pretty obvious, based on his previous
history of rants, that the Boob NEVER had any self-respect. What self
respecting individual would post all of this dreck?
John Cairns

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Better Buck up there Bob... 0nly a couple of days before the heat dies

down
enough for you to pick up what's left of your self respect!

CM






Donal January 26th 04 10:30 PM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Well... that was a short visit. I leave this Wednesday I think....

Glad I was able to still slap Bob around so easily...


Top marks!

In just a couple of days you've reduced him to boasting about an 11 y/o
B&D...... and its variable speed control.


We might even get him to post a photo, if we're lucky!



yet again.
I hope Bob takes Bill into the Vet for his shots..... he's acting a little
rabid.


We've had many sock puppets over the years, but BB seems more like a cock
puppet.



Better Buck up there Bob... 0nly a couple of days before the heat dies

down
enough for you to pick up what's left of your self respect!



Anyone who boasts about his grinder on Usenet has long since given up all
self respect.

....And a B&D grinder at that!!!

Regards


Donal
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Capt. Mooron January 26th 04 10:33 PM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Glad I was able to still slap Bob around so easily... yet again.
|
|
| Yeah...SUUUUUURRE ya did!
| Maybe you can get something done by tomorrow. Try to pick something you
| actually know about. Hmmmm. That may be tough!
|
| Bwahahahahahahaha!


Study up on those router bits Bob... maybe you'll find out what size motors
they use!!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

CM



MC January 26th 04 10:50 PM

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Donal wrote:



Anyone who boasts about his grinder on Usenet has long since given up all
self respect.



You have a point.

Cheers


katysails January 26th 04 11:37 PM

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Will ye no coom back agin?

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Capt. Mooron January 27th 04 12:00 AM

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wrote in message

| You are able to use router bits without a motor? What a Moron!

Your bits have motors tooooo???? Wow Bill... you're becoming just like
Bob!!

Bwahahahahahahahaaa!!!

Bob... your mongrel is humping my leg! Tie it up or I'll have to crush it!
Again!

CM




Capt. Mooron January 27th 04 12:02 AM

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Aye Lass.... when the heather blooms in yon bonny fields.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Will ye no coom back agin?

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Peter Wiley January 27th 04 12:54 AM

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In article ,
wrote:

On Mon, 26 Jan 2004 18:33:41 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Glad I was able to still slap Bob around so easily... yet again.
|
|
| Yeah...SUUUUUURRE ya did!
| Maybe you can get something done by tomorrow. Try to pick something you
| actually know about. Hmmmm. That may be tough!
|
| Bwahahahahahahaha!


Study up on those router bits Bob... maybe you'll find out what size motors
they use!!


You are able to use router bits without a motor? What a Moron!


Heh. Nice to see you know as little about what's possible with router
bits as Blobby. What a pair! One thinks they come equipped with a
motor, the other thinks they can't be used without one.

Peter Wiley

MC January 27th 04 01:02 AM

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Capt. Mooron wrote:

Aye Lass.... when the heather blooms in yon bonny fields.

CM


What's the matter, no luck with madame vinyl?

Cheers


Capt. Mooron January 27th 04 01:34 AM

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"MC" wrote in message
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|
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| Aye Lass.... when the heather blooms in yon bonny fields.
|
| CM
|
|
| What's the matter, no luck with madame vinyl?

She must be busy.... or sailing with Capt Neal in the Bahamas!

Darn it all... ;-D

CM



MC January 27th 04 02:31 AM

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I told you she was not to be trusted -a hussy.

Cheers

Capt. Mooron wrote:

"MC" wrote in message
...
|
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| Aye Lass.... when the heather blooms in yon bonny fields.
|
| CM
|
|
| What's the matter, no luck with madame vinyl?

She must be busy.... or sailing with Capt Neal in the Bahamas!

Darn it all... ;-D

CM




katysails January 27th 04 03:07 AM

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MC crooned: Aye Lass.... when the heather blooms in yon bonny fields.

CM

Ach, and the haggis will be waitin on the hearth....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Peter Wiley January 27th 04 03:10 AM

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In article ,
wrote:

On Tue, 27 Jan 2004 11:54:42 +1100, Peter Wiley
wrote:

In article ,
wrote:

On Mon, 26 Jan 2004 18:33:41 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Glad I was able to still slap Bob around so easily... yet again.
|
|
| Yeah...SUUUUUURRE ya did!
| Maybe you can get something done by tomorrow. Try to pick something you
| actually know about. Hmmmm. That may be tough!
|
| Bwahahahahahahaha!


Study up on those router bits Bob... maybe you'll find out what size
motors
they use!!


You are able to use router bits without a motor? What a Moron!


Heh. Nice to see you know as little about what's possible with router
bits as Blobby. What a pair! One thinks they come equipped with a
motor, the other thinks they can't be used without one.

Peter Wiley


Good Lord! Is their no end to your stupidity?


Have you yet plumbed the depths of your own stupidity, or are you going
to keep digging?

PDW

Capt. Mooron January 27th 04 03:21 AM

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That's okay.... I've got a 3 woman crew to work with in the Arctic. They're
meeting me in Edmonton to help drive up the new lease vehicles. 3 -2004 Ford
F250 4X4s and a 2003 Ford F350 Diesel. The girls already booked
accommodations for us in Peace River and I'm supposed to take them all out
dancing! Should be a blast!

10-4 Rubber Ducky... we got us a convoy! It's a 40 hour run in good weather
and reports are they are at -47C up there without the wind-chill! The
company wanted an experienced person with them and that's how I got time off
to visit the homestead. Nice Break... Eye Candy Crew, Good Pay, Nice Scenery
on the way up and a Great Job!

I'm walkin' a little taller with some jack in the pocket.

CM




"MC" wrote in message
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| I told you she was not to be trusted -a hussy.
|
| Cheers
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| "MC" wrote in message
| ...
| |
| |
| | Capt. Mooron wrote:
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| | Aye Lass.... when the heather blooms in yon bonny fields.
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| | What's the matter, no luck with madame vinyl?
|
| She must be busy.... or sailing with Capt Neal in the Bahamas!
|
| Darn it all... ;-D
|
| CM
|
|
|



MC January 27th 04 03:24 AM

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katysails wrote:

MC crooned: Aye Lass.... when the heather blooms in yon bonny fields.

CM

Ach, and the haggis will be waitin on the hearth....


Oh go get a room and play at peasant girl and lusty land owner.

Cheers


MC January 27th 04 03:26 AM

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Capt. Mooron wrote:

That's okay.... I've got a 3 woman crew to work with in the Arctic. They're
meeting me in Edmonton to help drive up the new lease vehicles. 3 -2004 Ford
F250 4X4s and a 2003 Ford F350 Diesel. The girls already booked
accommodations for us in Peace River and I'm supposed to take them all out
dancing! Should be a blast!

10-4 Rubber Ducky... we got us a convoy! It's a 40 hour run in good weather
and reports are they are at -47C up there without the wind-chill! The
company wanted an experienced person with them and that's how I got time off
to visit the homestead. Nice Break... Eye Candy Crew, Good Pay, Nice Scenery
on the way up and a Great Job!

I'm walkin' a little taller with some jack in the pocket.


Good lord. You poor poor man.

Cheers


Capt. Mooron January 27th 04 03:35 AM

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"MC" wrote in message

| Oh go get a room and play at peasant girl and lusty land owner.

"Her eyes they sparkled like diamonds, you knew she was Queen of the Land...
and her hair hung over her shoulders... tied up with a black velvet band....
"

CM



MC January 27th 04 03:48 AM

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That desperate huh?

Cheers

Capt. Mooron wrote:
"MC" wrote in message

| Oh go get a room and play at peasant girl and lusty land owner.

"Her eyes they sparkled like diamonds, you knew she was Queen of the Land...
and her hair hung over her shoulders... tied up with a black velvet band....
"

CM




Capt. Mooron January 27th 04 03:59 AM

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You're one to talk... I understand you carry 2 spare pussies onboard!

CM


"MC" wrote in message
...
| That desperate huh?
|
| Cheers
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
| "MC" wrote in message
|
| | Oh go get a room and play at peasant girl and lusty land owner.
|
| "Her eyes they sparkled like diamonds, you knew she was Queen of the
Land...
| and her hair hung over her shoulders... tied up with a black velvet
band....
| "
|
| CM
|
|
|



Lady Pilot January 27th 04 05:11 AM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"MC" wrote: |
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| Aye Lass.... when the heather blooms in yon bonny fields.
|
| CM
|
|
| What's the matter, no luck with madame vinyl?

She must be busy.... or sailing with Capt Neal in the Bahamas!

Darn it all... ;-D

CM


Ahh, thanks so much for starting rumours!

LP



Lady Pilot January 27th 04 05:12 AM

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"MC" wrote:...
I told you she was not to be trusted -a hussy.


I'm not a hussy!

And Peter reading a book a week isn't 400 books where I live...we only have
52 weeks in a year in the good ole USA.

LP



Lady Pilot January 27th 04 05:15 AM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
That's okay....


That's okay for MC to call me a hussy? Some guy you turned out to be...

Nice Break... Eye Candy Crew, Good Pay, Nice Scenery
on the way up and a Great Job!


I guess that's why you dumped me? hehee it's okay, really

I'm walkin' a little taller with some jack in the pocket.

CM


I'm sure you are, with your heels on. LOL!

See ya around, sailor.

LP


"MC" wrote:
| I told you she was not to be trusted -a hussy.
|
| Cheers
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| "MC" wrote in message
| ...
| |
| |
| | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| |
| | Aye Lass.... when the heather blooms in yon bonny fields.
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| | What's the matter, no luck with madame vinyl?
|
| She must be busy.... or sailing with Capt Neal in the Bahamas!
|
| Darn it all... ;-D
|
| CM
|
|
|





MC January 27th 04 06:06 AM

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Well one is just not enough. They get tired when you play with them!

Cheers

Capt. Mooron wrote:

You're one to talk... I understand you carry 2 spare pussies onboard!

CM


"MC" wrote in message
...
| That desperate huh?
|
| Cheers
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
| "MC" wrote in message
|
| | Oh go get a room and play at peasant girl and lusty land owner.
|
| "Her eyes they sparkled like diamonds, you knew she was Queen of the
Land...
| and her hair hung over her shoulders... tied up with a black velvet
band....
| "
|
| CM
|
|
|




MC January 27th 04 06:07 AM

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Comprehension problems again?

Cheers

Lady Pilot wrote:

"MC" wrote:...

I told you she was not to be trusted -a hussy.



I'm not a hussy!

And Peter reading a book a week isn't 400 books where I live...we only have
52 weeks in a year in the good ole USA.



MC January 27th 04 06:11 AM

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Hussy: Saucy, mischievous, brazen.

Yep, I'd say you are a hussy -as a matter of public record.

Cheers

Lady Pilot wrote:

"MC" wrote:...

I told you she was not to be trusted -a hussy.



I'm not a hussy!

And Peter reading a book a week isn't 400 books where I live...we only have
52 weeks in a year in the good ole USA.

LP




Martin Baxter January 27th 04 12:02 PM

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Peter Wiley wrote:


Heh. Nice to see you know as little about what's possible with router
bits as Blobby. What a pair! One thinks they come equipped with a
motor, the other thinks they can't be used without one.


Neither one knows what an end mill is either. ;-0

Cheers
Marty


Martin Baxter January 27th 04 12:13 PM

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katysails wrote:



Ach, and the haggis will be waitin on the hearth....



Good grief, that'd be enough to keep me away. Have you
ever eaten that stuff Katy? My mother was a Geordie, and
I wasn't born very far from the Scottish border, I know
why Hadrien built that wall!


Cheers
Marty


Bobsprit January 27th 04 12:31 PM

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Neither one knows what an end mill is either. ;-0


Nope. Have you forgotten my questions about routers not long ago? I know very
little about them, just as you didn't know there were those pesky
adapters...though you can't be a man and fess up.

RB

Wally January 27th 04 01:38 PM

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Bobsprit wrote:

Neither one knows what an end mill is either. ;-0


Nope.


Good heavens, Bob, are you actually saying that you can't use the proper
methods to fabricate small metal parts as required??


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com




Wally January 27th 04 01:39 PM

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Martin Baxter wrote:

Good grief, that'd be enough to keep me away. Have you
ever eaten that stuff Katy? My mother was a Geordie, and
I wasn't born very far from the Scottish border, I know
why Hadrien built that wall!


Hadrian's Wall was well south of Geordieland - you're thinking of the
Antonine Wall.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com




Bobsprit January 27th 04 01:41 PM

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Good heavens, Bob, are you actually saying that you can't use the proper
methods to fabricate small metal parts as required??

Nope. But then you can't swim as far as I can either.

RB

Martin Baxter January 27th 04 01:51 PM

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Bobsprit wrote:

Neither one knows what an end mill is either. ;-0


Nope. Have you forgotten my questions about routers not long ago? I know very
little about them, just as you didn't know there were those pesky
adapters...though you can't be a man and fess up.

RB



You may be more stupid than I thought, I'm still waiting for you tell me
about a multi-adapter that is not an inverter that "anyone can easily adapt
to charge Scotts batteries". Fess up indeed, I design the things.

Cheers
Marty


Wally January 27th 04 01:53 PM

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Bobsprit wrote:

Good heavens, Bob, are you actually saying that you can't use the
proper methods to fabricate small metal parts as required??


Nope.


Is that, "Nope, I'm not saying that" or "Nope, it's true that I can't do
that"? Assuming the latter, I regret to inform you that your attempts to be
'Workshop Boy' fall embarrasingly flat if all you can do is grind gelcoat
and hack up teak hand rails with a circular saw.


But then you can't swim as far as I can either.


Ignoratio elenchi.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com




Capt. Mooron January 27th 04 02:39 PM

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Hi sweetie... I thought that might tease you up to the surface!

CM

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:VpmRb.253$EW.123@okepread02...
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
|
| "MC" wrote: |
| |
| | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| |
| | Aye Lass.... when the heather blooms in yon bonny fields.
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| | What's the matter, no luck with madame vinyl?
|
| She must be busy.... or sailing with Capt Neal in the Bahamas!
|
| Darn it all... ;-D
|
| CM
|
| Ahh, thanks so much for starting rumours!
|
| LP
|
|



JAXAshby January 27th 04 03:17 PM

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And Peter reading a book a week isn't 400 books where I live...we only have
52 weeks in a year in the good ole USA


it is also pretty slow reading.

Capt. Mooron January 27th 04 03:37 PM

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"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
| And Peter reading a book a week isn't 400 books where I live...we only
have
| 52 weeks in a year in the good ole USA
|
| it is also pretty slow reading.

Not when you read and understand every word...... and actually have a life
that may interfere with sitting around on the sofa all day being a bookworm.
I think that at least half of your knowledge base should be garnered from
first hand experience... not from the scribblings of someone who is
translating others firat hand experience.

The majority of my library consists of "How To" books.... I refer to them a
lot.

CM



Bobsprit January 27th 04 04:05 PM

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Not when you read and understand every word...... and actually have a life

So then you've heard of me? Good.

RB

Bobsprit January 27th 04 04:08 PM

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The majority of my library consists of "How To" books.... I refer to them a
lot.

How to find a woman
How to sail a boat
How to impress friends
How to stay in shape and still drink
How to please a woman twice
How to repair your Ryobi drill
How to convert to wheel steering and have a real boat

Quite a library ya got there, Mooron!

RB


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