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Thom Stewart January 27th 04 04:09 PM

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Good Luck Mooron,

Where are you of to in the North? Are you at the Great Slave?

You never told us how the family is getting on?

Take care, old Buddy.

Thom


Wally January 27th 04 04:21 PM

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Bobsprit wrote:

How to ...


Some of Bob's books...

How to lose batteries you haven't bought
How to find rocks
How to protect your compass from the sun
How to stow your fenders
How to sink your boat with over-redundancy of toys
How to perform simple machining tasks without end mills
How to get a 2000-mile contact on VHF


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com




Bobsprit January 27th 04 05:13 PM

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Bobsprit wrote:

How to ...


Some of Bob's books...

Wally, you're aproaching Gayanzy's lack of invention. Can't you come up with
anything on your own?

RB

Scott Vernon January 27th 04 05:53 PM

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Aint that sweet!!! bill jane defending poor little booby!


wrote in message
...
On Mon, 26 Jan 2004 18:33:41 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"

wrote:


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Glad I was able to still slap Bob around so easily... yet again.
|
|
| Yeah...SUUUUUURRE ya did!
| Maybe you can get something done by tomorrow. Try to pick something you
| actually know about. Hmmmm. That may be tough!
|
| Bwahahahahahahaha!


Study up on those router bits Bob... maybe you'll find out what size

motors
they use!!


You are able to use router bits without a motor? What a Moron!

BB



Scott Vernon January 27th 04 05:53 PM

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"Bobsprit" wrote


I know very little
...though I can't be a man and fess up.

RB



Martin Baxter January 27th 04 06:03 PM

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Wally wrote:




Hadrian's Wall was well south of Geordieland - you're thinking of the
Antonine Wall.


But it's well north (at least by English standards where 15 miles
is a long way) of Yorkshire from whence I hail.

Cheers
Marty


Capt. Mooron January 27th 04 06:28 PM

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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
| Good Luck Mooron,
|
| Where are you of to in the North? Are you at the Great Slave?
|
| You never told us how the family is getting on?
|
| Take care, old Buddy.

Thanks Thom.... family is doing good! I'm way North of theGreat Slave on the
banks of the Mackenzie River. Norman Wells and Fort Good Hope are close to
the areas I'll be working.

Have a good winter and I'll catch-up with you on the return.

CM



Bobsprit January 27th 04 06:35 PM

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You are able to use router bits without a motor? What a Moron!


I think you mean "Mooron."

RB

Wally January 27th 04 06:47 PM

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Bobsprit wrote:

Some of Bob's books...


Wally, you're aproaching Gayanzy's lack of invention. Can't you come
up with anything on your own?


That's a feeble response, Bob. All I was doing was casting up some of your
more embarrassing moments.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com




Jonathan Ganz January 27th 04 06:50 PM

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He wasted you... as usual. But you WIN!

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Glad I was able to still slap Bob around so easily... yet again.


Yeah...SUUUUUURRE ya did!
Maybe you can get something done by tomorrow. Try to pick something you
actually know about. Hmmmm. That may be tough!

Bwahahahahahahaha!

RB




Jonathan Ganz January 27th 04 06:50 PM

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It's mooron dimwit.

wrote in message
...
On Mon, 26 Jan 2004 18:33:41 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"

wrote:


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Glad I was able to still slap Bob around so easily... yet again.
|
|
| Yeah...SUUUUUURRE ya did!
| Maybe you can get something done by tomorrow. Try to pick something you
| actually know about. Hmmmm. That may be tough!
|
| Bwahahahahahahaha!


Study up on those router bits Bob... maybe you'll find out what size

motors
they use!!


You are able to use router bits without a motor? What a Moron!

BB




Bobsprit January 27th 04 06:50 PM

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That's a feeble response, Bob. All I was doing was casting up some of your
more embarrassing moments.

All you were doing was making an exact copy of my troll, which appears to be
the best you can do.

RB

Jonathan Ganz January 27th 04 06:51 PM

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Anyone with that much fat could float forever.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Good heavens, Bob, are you actually saying that you can't use the proper
methods to fabricate small metal parts as required??

Nope. But then you can't swim as far as I can either.

RB




Jonathan Ganz January 27th 04 07:58 PM

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As someone with experience in this sort of thing, I'm sure
you're the expert in dimwitedness...

wrote in message
...
On Tue, 27 Jan 2004 10:50:43 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote:

It's mooron who is a moron!



dimwit


Love your new nic. It's so YOU!

BB

wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 26 Jan 2004 18:33:41 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"


wrote:


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Glad I was able to still slap Bob around so easily... yet again.
|
|
| Yeah...SUUUUUURRE ya did!
| Maybe you can get something done by tomorrow. Try to pick something

you
| actually know about. Hmmmm. That may be tough!
|
| Bwahahahahahahaha!


Study up on those router bits Bob... maybe you'll find out what size

motors
they use!!


You are able to use router bits without a motor? What a Moron!

BB






Bobsprit January 27th 04 09:17 PM

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I'm sure
you're the expert in dimwitedness..


I'm just waiting for Gayanzy to type "I know you are but what am I?"
He's just about there anyway. Wally is a close second in the "no imagination"
olympics.

RB

Jonathan Ganz January 27th 04 09:51 PM

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Why would I do that when you are so much better at it?? You WIN!!

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I'm sure
you're the expert in dimwitedness..


I'm just waiting for Gayanzy to type "I know you are but what am I?"
He's just about there anyway. Wally is a close second in the "no

imagination"
olympics.

RB




Jonathan Ganz January 27th 04 10:37 PM

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you seem fastinated by men's groins.. yech....

wrote in message
...
On 27 Jan 2004 21:17:47 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

I'm sure
you're the expert in dimwitedness..


I'm just waiting for Gayanzy to type "I know you are but what am I?"
He's just about there anyway. Wally is a close second in the "no

imagination"
olympics.

RB


Someone, perhaps his nurse, should clue Gayanzy in, that his quantity is
extremely diluting his quality. His entire output today has been pathetic.

He
hasn't landed a single punch anywhere, except one or two to his own groin.

BB




Capt. Mooron January 27th 04 10:48 PM

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wrote in message

| Someone, perhaps his nurse, should clue Gayanzy in, that his quantity is
| extremely diluting his quality. His entire output today has been pathetic.
He
| hasn't landed a single punch anywhere, except one or two to his own groin.


Heh everyone... LOOK!... Bill said somthing funny!

You don't see wit from him very often do you? ;-D

CM



Peter Wiley January 27th 04 11:29 PM

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In article qrmRb.254$EW.221@okepread02, Lady Pilot
wrote:

"MC" wrote:...
I told you she was not to be trusted -a hussy.


I'm not a hussy!


Not that there's anything bad about hussies.......

And Peter reading a book a week isn't 400 books where I live...we only have
52 weeks in a year in the good ole USA.


You want to re-read what I posted?

PDW

katysails January 27th 04 11:38 PM

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MC, in a fit of Piqu=E9, ranted: Oh go get a room and play at peasant =
girl and lusty land owner.

It's a re-enactment of Brigadoon...get some couth....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails January 27th 04 11:41 PM

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MC rakes the conversation to a low point: Well one is just not enough. =
They get tired when you play with them!

That's right...get smutty....hide behind innuendo and double =
entendre....rationalize away that you really are pure at heart and clean =
of mind....we all know the truth.


--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails January 27th 04 11:45 PM

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BB exclaimed: Holy smokes! Peter has found a way to use his router bits =
by taping them to a
salad spinner!!!

The egg beater works well, too. Especially an electric egg beater....


--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails January 27th 04 11:48 PM

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Marty wailed: Good grief, that'd be enough to keep me away. Have you
ever eaten that stuff Katy? My mother was a Geordie, and
I wasn't born very far from the Scottish border, I know
why Hadrian built that wall!

My grandfather was a Clark...unfortunately, I have had the =
concoction...was a good thing I didn't know what I had eaten til a =
couple of hours later....it really wasn't as bad as it could have been. =
Roast bear is much worse.


--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails January 27th 04 11:50 PM

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Marty explained:=20
But it's well north (at least by English standards where 15 miles
is a long way) of Yorkshire from whence I hail.

Then you MUST have known James Herriot : )
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Donal January 27th 04 11:51 PM

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wrote in message
...
On 27 Jan 2004 21:17:47 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

I'm sure
you're the expert in dimwitedness..


I'm just waiting for Gayanzy to type "I know you are but what am I?"
He's just about there anyway. Wally is a close second in the "no

imagination"
olympics.

RB


Someone, perhaps his nurse, should clue Gayanzy in, that his quantity is
extremely diluting his quality. His entire output today has been pathetic.

He
hasn't landed a single punch anywhere, except one or two to his own groin.


BB,

You are beginning to demonstrate speech patterns that are remarkably
similiar to Bob's.

Why is that? Are you copying him because you idolise him?

Do you have no mind of your own? Sock puppets need their own personalities
to survive.


Regards


Donal
--




Donal January 27th 04 11:55 PM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
That's a feeble response, Bob. All I was doing was casting up some of your
more embarrassing moments.

All you were doing was making an exact copy of my troll, which appears to

be
the best you can do.


Bob, all he did was hold up a mirror to you.


You didn't like what you saw. Sad, eh?




Regards


Donal
--




Peter Wiley January 28th 04 12:02 AM

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In article ,
wrote:

On Tue, 27 Jan 2004 14:10:16 +1100, Peter Wiley
wrote:

You are able to use router bits without a motor? What a Moron!

Heh. Nice to see you know as little about what's possible with router
bits as Blobby. What a pair! One thinks they come equipped with a
motor, the other thinks they can't be used without one.

Peter Wiley

Good Lord! Is their no end to your stupidity?


Have you yet plumbed the depths of your own stupidity, or are you going
to keep digging?


Holy smokes! Peter has found a way to use his router bits by taping them to a
salad spinner!!!


Yep, you're going to keep digging. Unfortunately, you're also boring.
BTW, that's something else you can do with a router bit.

PDW

Jonathan Ganz January 28th 04 12:13 AM

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It wasn't that funny... it kinda hurts.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

wrote in message

| Someone, perhaps his nurse, should clue Gayanzy in, that his quantity is
| extremely diluting his quality. His entire output today has been

pathetic.
He
| hasn't landed a single punch anywhere, except one or two to his own

groin.


Heh everyone... LOOK!... Bill said somthing funny!

You don't see wit from him very often do you? ;-D

CM





Bobsprit January 28th 04 12:24 AM

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Someone, perhaps his nurse, should clue Gayanzy in, that his quantity is
extremely diluting his quality.


That would be like diluting water.

RB

MC January 28th 04 01:51 AM

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Capt. Mooron wrote:



The majority of my library consists of "How To Read" books.... I refer to them a
lot.



MC January 28th 04 02:00 AM

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Huh? Not forgiven me for the wet dog jibes yet? I'd say that innuendo
can only reside in the mind that reads it!

Cheers

katysails wrote:

MC rakes the conversation to a low point: Well one is just not enough. They get tired when you play with them!

That's right...get smutty....hide behind innuendo and double entendre....rationalize away that you really are pure at heart and clean of mind....we all know the truth.




katysails January 28th 04 02:29 AM

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MC postulated: Huh? Not forgiven me for the wet dog jibes yet? I'd say =
that innuendo=20
can only reside in the mind that reads it!

You're just jealous cause I offered to fix haggis for Mooron. After =
all, I cooked all those dead monkeys for you...


--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


MC January 28th 04 02:52 AM

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But MAF impounded them at the airport.

Cheers

katysails wrote:

MC postulated: Huh? Not forgiven me for the wet dog jibes yet? I'd say that innuendo
can only reside in the mind that reads it!

You're just jealous cause I offered to fix haggis for Mooron. After all, I cooked all those dead monkeys for you...




Jonathan Ganz January 28th 04 06:12 AM

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That would be like calling you an idiot, but I repeat myself.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Someone, perhaps his nurse, should clue Gayanzy in, that his quantity is
extremely diluting his quality.


That would be like diluting water.

RB




Jonathan Ganz January 28th 04 06:12 AM

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He's got a thing for him.

"Donal" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
...
On 27 Jan 2004 21:17:47 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

I'm sure
you're the expert in dimwitedness..


I'm just waiting for Gayanzy to type "I know you are but what am I?"
He's just about there anyway. Wally is a close second in the "no

imagination"
olympics.

RB


Someone, perhaps his nurse, should clue Gayanzy in, that his quantity is
extremely diluting his quality. His entire output today has been

pathetic.
He
hasn't landed a single punch anywhere, except one or two to his own

groin.

BB,

You are beginning to demonstrate speech patterns that are remarkably
similiar to Bob's.

Why is that? Are you copying him because you idolise him?

Do you have no mind of your own? Sock puppets need their own

personalities
to survive.


Regards


Donal
--






Martin Baxter January 28th 04 11:45 AM

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katysails wrote:


Then you MUST have known James Herriot : )


Well certainly, he fixed my cat! ;-o

Cheers
Marty


Lady Pilot January 29th 04 12:24 AM

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"MC" wrote:
Hussy: Saucy, mischievous, brazen.

Yep, I'd say you are a hussy -as a matter of public record.


The word also means immoral. Flirting is immoral? hmmm

LP



Lady Pilot January 29th 04 12:28 AM

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"Peter Wiley" wrote:
Lady Pilot wrote:

"MC" wrote:...
I told you she was not to be trusted -a hussy.


I'm not a hussy!


Not that there's anything bad about hussies.......


Where I live it's equivilent of calling a black person the n word...

Obviously by MC's statement, they are not trustworthy either.

I'm very trustworthy!

And Peter reading a book a week isn't 400 books where I live...we only

have
52 weeks in a year in the good ole USA.


You want to re-read what I posted?


Nah, that's okay, I already looked it up. I meant to go after MC on another
thread but just don't have the time to bother with it now.

LP



Lady Pilot January 29th 04 12:30 AM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Hi sweetie... I thought that might tease you up to the surface!


It appears you have more fish than you can fry at the moment! :-D

LP (checking to see if any scars were left by the hook)



Peter Wiley January 29th 04 12:50 AM

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In article itYRb.3186$EW.2515@okepread02, Lady Pilot
wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote:
Lady Pilot wrote:

"MC" wrote:...
I told you she was not to be trusted -a hussy.

I'm not a hussy!


Not that there's anything bad about hussies.......


Where I live it's equivilent of calling a black person the n word...

Obviously by MC's statement, they are not trustworthy either.

I'm very trustworthy!


I'll take your word for that :-)

And Peter reading a book a week isn't 400 books where I live...we only

have
52 weeks in a year in the good ole USA.


You want to re-read what I posted?


Nah, that's okay, I already looked it up. I meant to go after MC on another
thread but just don't have the time to bother with it now.


Read 3 books since Monday; 2 light novels and one non-fiction. Nearly
time for another visit to the 2nd hand bookshop again. Ah well, it's
been raining.

PDW


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