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"MC" wrote in message
... Neal these days? Cheers When a boatload of beauties from South Beach in Miami cruised down to the Keys for the weekend and passed Neal's econo-yacht, he stood up on the bow and took a whiz in their direction. He didn't notice the Coast Guard helicopter above looking for Cubans which radioed the cutter a couple of miles away. Neal began to explain his superior yachtsmanship and tried to intimidate them with a photocopy of his masters license and they hauled him in along with the Cubans they had rounded up. He is now in the Krome detention center awaiting deportment. |