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Bobsprit January 13th 04 05:20 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 

Let's have a sailing photo contest!!!!

This spring/summer everyone can take 3 photos, which we'll all vote on. You can
use any gear you like!

Pic must be sailing related!

Capt RB

Bobsprit January 13th 04 05:31 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
then we can all get naked and chase each other around. I'll even make
believe I own a boat

Let's have a sailing photo contest!!!!

This spring/summer everyone can take 3 photos, which we'll all vote on.

You can
use any gear you like!

Pic must be sailing related!

Capt RB




Horvath January 14th 04 01:33 AM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
On 13 Jan 2004 17:20:53 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:


Let's have a sailing photo contest!!!!

This spring/summer everyone can take 3 photos, which we'll all vote on. You can
use any gear you like!

Pic must be sailing related!


Best idea I've heard all day!





This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe

Bobsprit January 14th 04 01:48 AM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
Pic must be sailing related!

Best idea I've heard all day!


You can bet that no one here, but me and maybe Neal, would take such a
challenge.

RB

Jonathan Ganz January 14th 04 06:17 AM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
Looks like you and Horass are talking the same language. Glad
to hear it.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Pic must be sailing related!


Best idea I've heard all day!


You can bet that no one here, but me and maybe Neal, would take such a
challenge.

RB




Lonny January 14th 04 01:49 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
I will participate only if the pics can be XXX rated. Then I will get
Nymphobabe69 (my girlfriend) involved. She could teach the rest of
the women in this NG how to step a mast! And unlike Katy, she loves
the below jobs!

Lonny


(Bobsprit) wrote in message ...
Let's have a sailing photo contest!!!!

This spring/summer everyone can take 3 photos, which we'll all vote on. You can
use any gear you like!

Pic must be sailing related!

Capt RB


Joe January 14th 04 03:41 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
(Bobsprit) wrote in message ...
Let's have a sailing photo contest!!!!

This spring/summer everyone can take 3 photos, which we'll all vote on. You can
use any gear you like!

Pic must be sailing related!

Capt RB




Sounds like a great ideal.
I'm in if "gear" does not include someone elses boat.

What's the prize?

How's about a copy of your classic horror flick? I can not find a copy
anywere, it must be a rare collectors item.

Joe
MSV RedCloud

Jeff Morris January 14th 04 04:38 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
How about this? That Sasquatch-looking beast is a Portuguese Water Dog. And I
was thinking about sailing because its about -5 degrees now.

http://www.sv-loki.com/Molly_Bear.JPG

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...

Let's have a sailing photo contest!!!!

This spring/summer everyone can take 3 photos, which we'll all vote on. You

can
use any gear you like!

Pic must be sailing related!

Capt RB




Jonathan Ganz January 14th 04 07:01 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
Great pic.

"Jeff Morris" wrote in message
...
How about this? That Sasquatch-looking beast is a Portuguese Water Dog.

And I
was thinking about sailing because its about -5 degrees now.

http://www.sv-loki.com/Molly_Bear.JPG

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...

Let's have a sailing photo contest!!!!

This spring/summer everyone can take 3 photos, which we'll all vote on.

You
can
use any gear you like!

Pic must be sailing related!

Capt RB






Jeff Morris January 14th 04 08:16 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
Thanks, I never could have got it with RB's POS consumer trash! Especially at
100 yards, with frostbitten fingers!


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Great pic.

"Jeff Morris" wrote in message
...
How about this? That Sasquatch-looking beast is a Portuguese Water Dog.

And I
was thinking about sailing because its about -5 degrees now.

http://www.sv-loki.com/Molly_Bear.JPG




Jonathan Ganz January 14th 04 09:50 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
I don't think it would matter what he used. He couldn't have gotten
it with anything... fat fingers.

"Jeff Morris" wrote in message
...
Thanks, I never could have got it with RB's POS consumer trash!

Especially at
100 yards, with frostbitten fingers!


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Great pic.

"Jeff Morris" wrote in message
...
How about this? That Sasquatch-looking beast is a Portuguese Water

Dog.
And I
was thinking about sailing because its about -5 degrees now.

http://www.sv-loki.com/Molly_Bear.JPG






katysails January 14th 04 11:58 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
Jeff explained:=20
That Sasquatch-looking beast is a Portuguese Water Dog. =20

So who's the rude thing ruffing at her?
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Horvath January 15th 04 12:34 AM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
On 14 Jan 2004 05:49:34 -0800, (Lonny)
wrote this crap:

I will participate only if the pics can be XXX rated. Then I will get
Nymphobabe69 (my girlfriend) involved. She could teach the rest of
the women in this NG how to step a mast! And unlike Katy, she loves
the below jobs!


How about just X rated? I don't think my fiance would like posing for
XXX, but I know she'd like to pose for X.


Lonny


(Bobsprit) wrote in message ...
Let's have a sailing photo contest!!!!

This spring/summer everyone can take 3 photos, which we'll all vote on. You can
use any gear you like!

Pic must be sailing related!

Capt RB




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Jonathan Ganz January 15th 04 01:00 AM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
Is that you're male or female fiance?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 14 Jan 2004 05:49:34 -0800, (Lonny)
wrote this crap:

I will participate only if the pics can be XXX rated. Then I will get
Nymphobabe69 (my girlfriend) involved. She could teach the rest of
the women in this NG how to step a mast! And unlike Katy, she loves
the below jobs!


How about just X rated? I don't think my fiance would like posing for
XXX, but I know she'd like to pose for X.


Lonny


(Bobsprit) wrote in message

...
Let's have a sailing photo contest!!!!

This spring/summer everyone can take 3 photos, which we'll all vote on.

You can
use any gear you like!

Pic must be sailing related!

Capt RB




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe




Jeff Morris January 15th 04 03:17 AM

Sailing Photo Contest
 

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Jeff explained:
That Sasquatch-looking beast is a Portuguese Water Dog.

So who's the rude thing ruffing at her?


That's Milo, some flavor of Retriever. About a dozen neighborhood dogs get some
off-lease time in the Puppy Play Group at the local playground after morning
dropoff, a scene repeated throughout the city. There's a heated debate now as
to whether this is in the best interests of the citizens of our fair city. At a
recent meeting an anti-dog city councilor said "Over my dead body;" the pro-dog
forces asked if that was a promise.



katysails January 15th 04 11:01 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
Jeff explained: There's a heated debate now as
to whether this is in the best interests of the citizens=20

There's a dog park around the corner from us but it is privately owned =
and there is an access fee and membership. I have my doubts about the =
whole thing. Too many alpha dogs could turn the whole thing into a =
melee' rather than the pleasant romp it's supposed to be. Bitch fights =
are especially nasty. Are there hoses handy in case someone decides to =
have someone else for dinner?

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Jeff Morris January 15th 04 11:10 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Jeff explained: There's a heated debate now as
to whether this is in the best interests of the citizens

There's a dog park around the corner from us but it is privately owned and there
is an access fee and membership. I have my doubts about the whole thing. Too
many alpha dogs could turn the whole thing into a melee' rather than the
pleasant romp it's supposed to be. Bitch fights are especially nasty. Are
there hoses handy in case someone decides to have someone else for dinner?


What kind of dogs do you have out there? We have up to 20 dogs in our group
and I've never seen a fight that we had to break up.

-jeff



katysails January 15th 04 11:20 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
Jeff asked: What kind of dogs do you have out there? We have up to 20 =
dogs in our group
and I've never seen a fight that we had to break up.

Veg-All...Heinz 57...labs, goldens, rotty's....OES....it's usually a =
little dog, like a cocker or shizthu that starts it...they run under the =
legs of the bigger dogs and snap...one of the reasons why when I had my =
grooming business that all dogs were crated with only the "subject" =
out...I sure didn't want the liability...


--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


MC January 16th 04 12:27 AM

Sailing Photo Contest
 


katysails wrote:
Bitch fights are especially nasty.

I agree, they try to scratch eyes out and scar eachother while making
noises like female tennis players.

Cheers


DSK January 16th 04 12:29 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
Jeff asked: What kind of dogs do you have out there? We have up to 20 dogs in our group
and I've never seen a fight that we had to break up.


That's good. Breaking up a dog fight is no fun, especially if your dog is in the middle of it. If it's all other people's dogs, you can use a hose or a snow shovel.



katysails wrote:
Veg-All...Heinz 57...labs, goldens, rotty's....OES....it's usually a little dog, like a cocker or shizthu that starts it...they run under the legs of the bigger dogs and snap...


What I've seen is two dogs that live in the same household often form their own pack, and together will act much more aggressively towards other dogs than either would by themselves. I'm mistrustful of mixed breeds with chow genes, too. They're just plain mean.


one of the reasons why when I had my grooming business that all dogs were crated with only the "subject" out...I sure didn't want the liability...


Yep, lots of people are even more irrational about their dogs (or other pets) than they are about their kids.

We have a dog park near us that is a lot of fun. We used to go to it a couple of times a week, dogs need exercise and the social activity is good for them too. Have to keep an eye on things though.

DSK



Lonny January 16th 04 06:12 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
Dogs? DOGS???

Geez, take it to alt.dogs.who.gives.a.crap.dogs.do.thats.who

Lonny


MC wrote in message ...
katysails wrote:
Bitch fights are especially nasty.

I agree, they try to scratch eyes out and scar eachother while making
noises like female tennis players.

Cheers


Jeff Morris January 16th 04 06:40 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
Hey, its a Portuguese Water Dog! Currently she's being trained to remove nets
from rudders.

http://www.sv-loki.com/MiaFloat.jpg

"Lonny" wrote in message
om...
Dogs? DOGS???

Geez, take it to alt.dogs.who.gives.a.crap.dogs.do.thats.who

Lonny


MC wrote in message

...
katysails wrote:
Bitch fights are especially nasty.

I agree, they try to scratch eyes out and scar eachother while making
noises like female tennis players.

Cheers




DSK January 16th 04 08:17 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 


Jeff Morris wrote:

Hey, its a Portuguese Water Dog! Currently she's being trained to remove nets
from rudders.

http://www.sv-loki.com/MiaFloat.jpg


Now there's a working dog living up to it's heritage. I've often thought that our
Chesapeakes could do all sorts of useful functions from swimming lines ashore, to
getting lines or nets off fouled props, to retrieving anchors in the morning...
they certainly proved their worth at retrieving items accidentally dropped
overboard (including a boat hook that sank in about 8' of water).



"Lonny" wrote ...
Dogs? DOGS???

Geez, take it to alt.dogs.who.gives.a.crap.dogs.do.thats.who


Geez, MC calls for a bitch fight and you jump right in?!?


MC wrote...
katysails wrote:
Bitch fights are especially nasty.

I agree, they try to scratch eyes out and scar eachother while making
noises like female tennis players.


Sort of like the way you would act here in this newsgroup, except that you keep
getting slapped down.

Fresh Breezes- Doug King


katysails January 16th 04 11:40 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
Jeff bristled:=20

-- Hey, its a Portuguese Water Dog! Currently she's being trained to =
remove nets
from rudders.

Yeah! And mine's a standard poodle...another water dog....so there :P

katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Thom Stewart January 17th 04 02:24 AM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
Hey Katy,

This week-end I'm "Dog Sitting" two dogs. A Lab and a Std Poodle, so
there.

My Rat Terrier taught the Lab to use the pet door so they could go out
and play in the yard.. The Lad's Momma married a guy with a Std Poddle.
I've always had to repair the door after "Jessie", the Lab stayed here.
I'm sure those two crazies will have the Poddle wiggleing through the
door.

Hope the weather stays nice. There will be swimming and fetching in the
lake. The terrier is no probable but the Lad with the double coat is. I
have to take my camper with the heater to rub her dry but she loves it.
I'll let you know about Frenchy.

Also hope there some room in my bed for the four of us.

"Jazz" my terrier and I catch hell for spoiling "Jessie" but she loves
it.
Hope the Poodle is as happy as "Jessie

Ole Thom

P/S having a Dog Pizza Party tomorrow nite. I may not want to stay in
bed when the Doggy Fart Start!

Ole Thom


Scott Vernon January 17th 04 03:41 AM

Sailing Photo Contest WINNER
 
I have appointed myself the sole judge for this sham of a contest, and as
such do hereby declare Jeff as the winner. Congratulations Jeff. Nice pic.
Now, no more talk of stupid photo contests.

Scotty, da Judge

"Jeff Morris" wrote in message
...
How about this? That Sasquatch-looking beast is a Portuguese Water Dog.

And I
was thinking about sailing because its about -5 degrees now.

http://www.sv-loki.com/Molly_Bear.JPG

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...

Let's have a sailing photo contest!!!!

This spring/summer everyone can take 3 photos, which we'll all vote on.

You
can
use any gear you like!

Pic must be sailing related!

Capt RB





katysails January 17th 04 04:06 AM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
Old Thom ruminated:=20
P/S having a Dog Pizza Party tomorrow nite. I may not want to stay in
bed when the Doggy Fart Start!

You are one strange old dude, Thom.
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


MC January 18th 04 11:43 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 


DSK wrote:


Jeff Morris wrote:


Hey, its a Portuguese Water Dog! Currently she's being trained to remove nets
from rudders.

http://www.sv-loki.com/MiaFloat.jpg



Now there's a working dog living up to it's heritage. I've often thought that our
Chesapeakes could do all sorts of useful functions from swimming lines ashore, to
getting lines or nets off fouled props, to retrieving anchors in the morning...
they certainly proved their worth at retrieving items accidentally dropped
overboard (including a boat hook that sank in about 8' of water).



"Lonny" wrote ...

Dogs? DOGS???

Geez, take it to alt.dogs.who.gives.a.crap.dogs.do.thats.who



Geez, MC calls for a bitch fight and you jump right in?!?


MC wrote...

katysails wrote:
Bitch fights are especially nasty.

I agree, they try to scratch eyes out and scar eachother while making
noises like female tennis players.



Sort of like the way you would act here in this newsgroup, except that you keep
getting slapped down.



The only thing slapping are your flat feet on the decks of the your tug
called pompous ignorance. But seriously, why not try impress us with
your some more sailing exploits! How about telling us about your hunter
trips on the shark infested lake?

Cheers



MC January 18th 04 11:52 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 


DSK wrote:

Jeff asked: What kind of dogs do you have out there? We have up to 20 dogs in our group
and I've never seen a fight that we had to break up.



That's good. Breaking up a dog fight is no fun, especially if your dog is in the middle of it. If it's all other people's dogs, you can use a hose or a snow shovel.


Snow shovel? Good lord.



MC January 18th 04 11:55 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 


DSK wrote:


We have a dog park near us that is a lot of fun. We used to go to it a couple of times a week, Dougs need exercise and the social activity is good for them too. Have to keep an eye on things though.




Cheers


MC January 18th 04 11:57 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
When they say your poodle is naturally wet they may not mean what you think.

:-P

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

Jeff bristled:

-- Hey, its a Portuguese Water Dog! Currently she's being trained to remove nets
from rudders.

Yeah! And mine's a standard poodle...another water dog....so there :P

katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Peter Wiley January 19th 04 01:20 AM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
In article , MC
wrote:

DSK wrote:

Jeff asked: What kind of dogs do you have out there? We have up to 20
dogs in our group
and I've never seen a fight that we had to break up.



That's good. Breaking up a dog fight is no fun, especially if your dog is
in the middle of it. If it's all other people's dogs, you can use a hose or
a snow shovel.


Snow shovel? Good lord.


Yeah. What's wrong with using a shotgun? OTOH if it's other peoples'
dogs, who cares? Watch the entertainment.

PDW

katysails January 19th 04 02:23 AM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
MC said: When they say your poodle is naturally wet they may not mean =
what you think.

I have no idea what you'ree talking about, but then, you probably =
haven't a clue wither....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails January 19th 04 02:26 AM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
You guys all taking "shag-nasty" pills for the new year?

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


MC January 19th 04 04:13 AM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
Whither lies the richness of the English language. Try looking "wet" up
in a good dictionary and you'll see what I mean.

Cheers

katysails wrote:
MC said: When they say your poodle is naturally wet they may not mean what you think.

I have no idea what you'ree talking about, but then, you probably haven't a clue wither....



katysails January 19th 04 12:43 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
MC said: Whither lies the richness of the English language. Try looking =
"wet" up=20
in a good dictionary and you'll see what I mean.

I can assure you that my dog is not an alcoholic.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Scott Vernon January 19th 04 02:25 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
Not married, eh Pete?


Watch the entertainment.

PDW



MC January 19th 04 08:04 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
Soppy?

Cheers

katysails wrote:

MC said: Whither lies the richness of the English language. Try looking "wet" up
in a good dictionary and you'll see what I mean.

I can assure you that my dog is not an alcoholic.



katysails January 19th 04 11:24 PM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
MC queried: Soppy?

More like sappy....he's a clown....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


MC January 20th 04 01:49 AM

Sailing Photo Contest
 
I knew that! A complete joke in fact...
|:-P
Cheers

katysails wrote:

MC queried: Soppy?

More like sappy....he's a clown....




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