Dont Mess with Texas
 

Hey! Watch yourself.

There is an old joke told around the scenic part of Texas where I grew
up...

....a passerby asks a rancher what land in the area is worth. The
rancher says, "I don't rightly know, but the more you own, the poorer
you are.":)




On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 09:41:25 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote:

What a waste of space!

;-P

Cheers MC

Jeff Morris wrote:

Area of Texas - 267,000 square miles;

Dont Mess with Texas
 

Where did the name Texas come from? Is it derived from T (the brown
beverage) EX (meaning from) AS (short for arse)? So it's like a runny
brown liquid from the arse of the US?

;-P

(heh heh -that'll get them rednecks going.)

Cheers MC

felton wrote:

Hey! Watch yourself.

There is an old joke told around the scenic part of Texas where I grew
up...

...a passerby asks a rancher what land in the area is worth. The
rancher says, "I don't rightly know, but the more you own, the poorer
you are.":)




On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 09:41:25 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote:


What a waste of space!

;-P

Cheers MC

Jeff Morris wrote:


Area of Texas - 267,000 square miles;

Dont Mess with Texas
 

Keep it up and you may wake up in Guantanamo.:) I hear it is nice
this time of year.


On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 10:02:12 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote:

Where did the name Texas come from? Is it derived from T (the brown
beverage) EX (meaning from) AS (short for arse)? So it's like a runny
brown liquid from the arse of the US?

;-P

(heh heh -that'll get them rednecks going.)

Cheers MC

felton wrote:

Hey! Watch yourself.

There is an old joke told around the scenic part of Texas where I grew
up...

...a passerby asks a rancher what land in the area is worth. The
rancher says, "I don't rightly know, but the more you own, the poorer
you are.":)




On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 09:41:25 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote:


What a waste of space!

;-P

Cheers MC

Jeff Morris wrote:


Area of Texas - 267,000 square miles;

Dont Mess with Texas
 

Captain William Collin, Master of the barque Grimenza wrote:
On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 21:35:28 GMT, felton
scribbled thusly:


Keep it up and you may wake up in Guantanamo.:) I hear it is nice
this time of year.



Nah, he's not subject to the Patriot Act.


I agree I don't act like a patriot but I am really. I prefer to be a
conscience...

Cheers MC

Dont Mess with Texas
 

Captain William Collin, Master of the barque Grimenza wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 07:11:32 -0500, Horvath
scribbled thusly:

On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 14:16:05 +1100, "Captain William Collin, Master of
the barque Grimenza" wrote this crap:


Did you know Oz has lakes bigger than Texas?

That's got to be the stupidest thing you've ever written. The biggest
lake in the world is Lake Superior, and it's not even half the size of
Texas.

So you are awake....
Bwaaahahahhahahahahahhahaaa!


Thank God that I didn't walk into that one.

Better luck next time, Oz.

Regards


Donal
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Dont Mess with Texas
 

On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 15:09:56 GMT, felton wrote
this crap:

He must have gotten tripped up with that damn metric system
conversion. Let me see...how many imperial gallons make a hectare,
and how cold is it in celsius, anyway?:)

The answer is 42.





This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe

Dont Mess with Texas
 

Captain William Collin, Master of the barque Grimenza wrote in message
...
On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 16:42:15 +1100, "Captain William Collin, Master of
the barque Grimenza" scribbled thusly:

On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 00:21:36 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:
Thank God that I didn't walk into that one.

Better luck next time, Oz.

Regards


Donal

Worked on the last yank I tried it on and he was a Texan.

Bought a boat from me he did!

LO cough





Regards


Donal
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