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Joe December 10th 03 01:20 AM

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I want tech support for the crap I get to be here in the USA NOT
INDIA.

I want my stuff designed and made here in the USA. Not China, Taiwan,
Mexico, and every other **** hole that will work for a dime an hour.

Dont want much else, just tired of being on hold with DELL's idiots
in India.

Oh yeah. I want Peace on earth. Saddam found and killed, Ossama to.

And I want each and every US troop in Iraq to have and use at least
5000 + 7.65's rounds for each and every firefight!


Joe

Simple Simon December 10th 03 01:29 AM

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And I'd like to add a ban on all steel sailing yachts. . .

S.Simon

"Joe" wrote in message om...
I want tech support for the crap I get to be here in the USA NOT
INDIA.

I want my stuff designed and made here in the USA. Not China, Taiwan,
Mexico, and every other **** hole that will work for a dime an hour.

Dont want much else, just tired of being on hold with DELL's idiots
in India.

Oh yeah. I want Peace on earth. Saddam found and killed, Ossama to.

And I want each and every US troop in Iraq to have and use at least
5000 + 7.65's rounds for each and every firefight!


Joe




Joe December 10th 03 02:50 PM

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"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
And I'd like to add a ban on all steel sailing yachts. . .

S.Simon


I bet you do. Makes your little plastic tub look kinda lame huh?


"Joe" wrote in message om...
I want tech support for the crap I get to be here in the USA NOT
INDIA.

I want my stuff designed and made here in the USA. Not China, Taiwan,
Mexico, and every other **** hole that will work for a dime an hour.

Dont want much else, just tired of being on hold with DELL's idiots
in India.

Oh yeah. I want Peace on earth. Saddam found and killed, Ossama to.

And I want each and every US troop in Iraq to have and use at least
5000 + 7.65's rounds for each and every firefight!


Joe


Joe December 14th 03 03:31 PM

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(Joe) wrote in message . com...


Oh yeah. I want Peace on earth. Saddam found and killed, Ossama to.



Oh thank you very much Santa Clause! Looking forward to the Ossama part!

Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas!!!!! There is a santa clause!

Your friend Joe




And I want each and every US troop in Iraq to have and use at least
5000 + 7.65's rounds for each and every firefight!


Joe


Bobsprit December 14th 03 03:46 PM

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Oh yeah. I want Peace on earth. Saddam found and killed, Ossama to.


Oh thank you very much Santa Clause! Looking forward to the Ossama part!


They killed Saddam???


RB

Joe December 14th 03 07:24 PM

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(Bobsprit) wrote in message ...
Oh yeah. I want Peace on earth. Saddam found and killed, Ossama to.



Oh thank you very much Santa Clause! Looking forward to the Ossama part!


They killed Saddam???


They found him. And it's only a matter of time to the other part.

****es you off huh? Bet your worried about your other buddy Ossama,
the focas will now shift to rooten him out of the hole he is hiding
in.


Joe


RB


Thom Stewart December 14th 03 10:45 PM

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Joe;

My Chtistmas Wish

May there be Peace on Earth and God may it start with Me
Amen


Donal December 14th 03 11:43 PM

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"Joe" wrote in message
m...

****es you off huh? Bet your worried about your other buddy Ossama,
the focas will now shift to rooten him out of the hole he is hiding
in.


Well, Joe, I can see where GWB gets his foreign policy from!

Anybody who thinks that Iraq wasn't a threat to International security must
be a friend of bin Laden.

The really terrifying thing, is that there appears to be a significant
number of US voters who are stupid enough to believe the above statement.

Hey Joe. Which of the following statements are true?
A) Saddam Hussein played a part in 9/11
B) GW's family and friends will make $millions out of the War in Iraq.



Regards


Donal
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Joe December 15th 03 03:06 PM

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"Donal" wrote in message ...
"Joe" wrote in message
m...

****es you off huh? Bet your worried about your other buddy Ossama,
the focas will now shift to rooten him out of the hole he is hiding
in.


Well, Joe, I can see where GWB gets his foreign policy from!

Anybody who thinks that Iraq wasn't a threat to International security must
be a friend of bin Laden.


No, just an idiot. But anyone who will kill off millions of his own
people is a threat to international security and world peace. If we
listened to you he would still be tying up his people and shooting
them in the head. You kinda guy huh?


The really terrifying thing, is that there appears to be a significant
number of US voters who are stupid enough to believe the above statement.

Hey Joe. Which of the following statements are true?
A) Donal is a ****** queer crying because his hero is really a pussy hiding hiding in a hole.
B) GW's family and friends will make the world a safer better place.



Both a and b are true

Regards
Joe




Regards


Donal
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The_navigator© December 15th 03 09:54 PM

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Actually Saddam was a stabilizing influence in the Mid east -which is
why the US supported him and his regime -until Kuwait.

Cheers MC

Captain William Collin, Master of the barque Grimenza wrote:

On 15 Dec 2003 07:06:25 -0800, (Joe)
scribbled thusly:


No, just an idiot. But anyone who will kill off millions of his own
people is a threat to international security and world peace. If we
listened to you he would still be tying up his people and shooting
them in the head. You kinda guy huh?



Actually anyone who would invade another country without cause is the
threat.

Have you noticed how the rhetoric no longer mentions WMD nor
terrorists, just the "we freed the people of Iraq" line.



Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




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