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Joe December 10th 03 01:20 AM

MY Christmas List..
 
I want tech support for the crap I get to be here in the USA NOT
INDIA.

I want my stuff designed and made here in the USA. Not China, Taiwan,
Mexico, and every other **** hole that will work for a dime an hour.

Dont want much else, just tired of being on hold with DELL's idiots
in India.

Oh yeah. I want Peace on earth. Saddam found and killed, Ossama to.

And I want each and every US troop in Iraq to have and use at least
5000 + 7.65's rounds for each and every firefight!


Joe

Simple Simon December 10th 03 01:29 AM

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And I'd like to add a ban on all steel sailing yachts. . .

S.Simon

"Joe" wrote in message om...
I want tech support for the crap I get to be here in the USA NOT
INDIA.

I want my stuff designed and made here in the USA. Not China, Taiwan,
Mexico, and every other **** hole that will work for a dime an hour.

Dont want much else, just tired of being on hold with DELL's idiots
in India.

Oh yeah. I want Peace on earth. Saddam found and killed, Ossama to.

And I want each and every US troop in Iraq to have and use at least
5000 + 7.65's rounds for each and every firefight!


Joe




Joe December 10th 03 02:50 PM

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"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
And I'd like to add a ban on all steel sailing yachts. . .

S.Simon


I bet you do. Makes your little plastic tub look kinda lame huh?


"Joe" wrote in message om...
I want tech support for the crap I get to be here in the USA NOT
INDIA.

I want my stuff designed and made here in the USA. Not China, Taiwan,
Mexico, and every other **** hole that will work for a dime an hour.

Dont want much else, just tired of being on hold with DELL's idiots
in India.

Oh yeah. I want Peace on earth. Saddam found and killed, Ossama to.

And I want each and every US troop in Iraq to have and use at least
5000 + 7.65's rounds for each and every firefight!


Joe


Joe December 14th 03 03:31 PM

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(Joe) wrote in message . com...


Oh yeah. I want Peace on earth. Saddam found and killed, Ossama to.



Oh thank you very much Santa Clause! Looking forward to the Ossama part!

Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas!!!!! There is a santa clause!

Your friend Joe




And I want each and every US troop in Iraq to have and use at least
5000 + 7.65's rounds for each and every firefight!


Joe


Bobsprit December 14th 03 03:46 PM

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Oh yeah. I want Peace on earth. Saddam found and killed, Ossama to.


Oh thank you very much Santa Clause! Looking forward to the Ossama part!


They killed Saddam???


RB

Joe December 14th 03 07:24 PM

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(Bobsprit) wrote in message ...
Oh yeah. I want Peace on earth. Saddam found and killed, Ossama to.



Oh thank you very much Santa Clause! Looking forward to the Ossama part!


They killed Saddam???


They found him. And it's only a matter of time to the other part.

****es you off huh? Bet your worried about your other buddy Ossama,
the focas will now shift to rooten him out of the hole he is hiding
in.


Joe


RB


Thom Stewart December 14th 03 10:45 PM

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Joe;

My Chtistmas Wish

May there be Peace on Earth and God may it start with Me
Amen


Donal December 14th 03 11:43 PM

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"Joe" wrote in message
m...

****es you off huh? Bet your worried about your other buddy Ossama,
the focas will now shift to rooten him out of the hole he is hiding
in.


Well, Joe, I can see where GWB gets his foreign policy from!

Anybody who thinks that Iraq wasn't a threat to International security must
be a friend of bin Laden.

The really terrifying thing, is that there appears to be a significant
number of US voters who are stupid enough to believe the above statement.

Hey Joe. Which of the following statements are true?
A) Saddam Hussein played a part in 9/11
B) GW's family and friends will make $millions out of the War in Iraq.



Regards


Donal
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Joe December 15th 03 03:06 PM

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"Donal" wrote in message ...
"Joe" wrote in message
m...

****es you off huh? Bet your worried about your other buddy Ossama,
the focas will now shift to rooten him out of the hole he is hiding
in.


Well, Joe, I can see where GWB gets his foreign policy from!

Anybody who thinks that Iraq wasn't a threat to International security must
be a friend of bin Laden.


No, just an idiot. But anyone who will kill off millions of his own
people is a threat to international security and world peace. If we
listened to you he would still be tying up his people and shooting
them in the head. You kinda guy huh?


The really terrifying thing, is that there appears to be a significant
number of US voters who are stupid enough to believe the above statement.

Hey Joe. Which of the following statements are true?
A) Donal is a ****** queer crying because his hero is really a pussy hiding hiding in a hole.
B) GW's family and friends will make the world a safer better place.



Both a and b are true

Regards
Joe




Regards


Donal
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The_navigator© December 15th 03 09:54 PM

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Actually Saddam was a stabilizing influence in the Mid east -which is
why the US supported him and his regime -until Kuwait.

Cheers MC

Captain William Collin, Master of the barque Grimenza wrote:

On 15 Dec 2003 07:06:25 -0800, (Joe)
scribbled thusly:


No, just an idiot. But anyone who will kill off millions of his own
people is a threat to international security and world peace. If we
listened to you he would still be tying up his people and shooting
them in the head. You kinda guy huh?



Actually anyone who would invade another country without cause is the
threat.

Have you noticed how the rhetoric no longer mentions WMD nor
terrorists, just the "we freed the people of Iraq" line.



Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Simple Simon December 15th 03 10:37 PM

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Now, where have I read crap like this before? Oh yeah,
it was at www.democraticunderground.com where all
the other small minds go to gather and copy each other's
lame posts.

S.Simon


wrote in message ...

The whole war on terrorism is
essentially a big lie, used by the present administration as a tool to do things
it could never legally do any other way. It's a ruse to circumvent the
Constitution. Terrorism by these third world boneheads, as awful as it is,
remains truly a relatively small threat in the scheme of things.

BB




Scott Vernon December 15th 03 10:59 PM

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wrote
The whole war on terrorism is
essentially a big lie, used by the present administration as a tool to do

things
it could never legally do any other way.


such as?


katysails December 15th 03 11:14 PM

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I just LOVE how you guys turned a thread about Christmas into another =
political argument....Does every thread have to be political?

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Jonathan Ganz December 16th 03 12:20 AM

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Sounds like a vast sailing conspiricy.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I just LOVE how you guys turned a thread about Christmas into another
political argument....Does every thread have to be political?

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Scott Vernon December 16th 03 02:46 AM

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wrote
The whole war on terrorism is
essentially a big lie, used by the present administration as a tool to

do
things
it could never legally do any other way.


such as?


Jeez Scootz, try the Patriot Act for starters.


What about it?





Donal December 19th 03 12:29 AM

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"katysails" wrote in message
...
I just LOVE how you guys turned a thread about Christmas into another
political argument....Does every thread have to be political?



Quite right!

I'd like to change the subject.


WHY do women slow down when they are approaching *green* traffic lights?




Regards


Donal
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Scott Vernon December 19th 03 12:52 AM

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You should always slow down and approach any intersection with caution.
Safety is not an accident.

Scotty, 1,650,00 accident free miles


"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I just LOVE how you guys turned a thread about Christmas into another
political argument....Does every thread have to be political?



Quite right!

I'd like to change the subject.


WHY do women slow down when they are approaching *green* traffic lights?




Regards


Donal
--







katysails December 19th 03 01:17 AM

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WHY do women slow down when they are approaching *green* traffic lights?
For the same reason men slam on the accelerator when they see an amber =
light.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Horvath December 19th 03 03:22 AM

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On Fri, 19 Dec 2003 00:29:55 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"katysails" wrote in message
...
I just LOVE how you guys turned a thread about Christmas into another
political argument....Does every thread have to be political?



Quite right!

I'd like to change the subject.


WHY do women slow down when they are approaching *green* traffic lights?


Where I live, they have cameras at the street corners to catch red
light runners. The women are slowing down to check their makeup, in
case they get caught on camera.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe

Jonathan Ganz December 19th 03 04:51 AM

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Did they send you a print?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 19 Dec 2003 00:29:55 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"katysails" wrote in message
...
I just LOVE how you guys turned a thread about Christmas into another
political argument....Does every thread have to be political?



Quite right!

I'd like to change the subject.


WHY do women slow down when they are approaching *green* traffic lights?


Where I live, they have cameras at the street corners to catch red
light runners. The women are slowing down to check their makeup, in
case they get caught on camera.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe




Scott Vernon December 19th 03 11:34 AM

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oiy!

"Horvath" wrote


Where I live, they have cameras at the street corners to catch red
light runners. I slow down to check my makeup, in
case I get caught on camera.




This signature is now the lamest in the universe



katysails December 19th 03 11:18 PM

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Where I live, they have cameras at the street corners to catch red
light runners

Where you live they have cameras on the corners to catch the muggers who =
rush cars when they stop for red lights.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Simple Simon December 20th 03 12:48 AM

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You still here, Katy? Why don't you get smart
and join Haggie, Lady Pilot, Lady Sailor, Nora
and the rest of the women who took the hint and
got lost?

S.Simon



"katysails" wrote in message ...
Where I live, they have cameras at the street corners to catch red
light runners

Where you live they have cameras on the corners to catch the muggers who rush cars when they stop for red lights.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Scott Vernon December 20th 03 01:03 AM

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Where are those babes? Did they go sailing?

SV

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
You still here, Katy? Why don't you get smart
and join Haggie, Lady Pilot, Lady Sailor, Nora
and the rest of the women who took the hint and
got lost?

S.Simon



"katysails" wrote in message

...
Where I live, they have cameras at the street corners to catch red
light runners

Where you live they have cameras on the corners to catch the muggers who

rush cars when they stop for red lights.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




Simple Simon December 20th 03 01:07 AM

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I told them they were no longer welcome and
they realized the wisdom of my statement.

All but Katy were decent enough to leave us
men alone.

S.Simon


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
Where are those babes? Did they go sailing?

SV

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
You still here, Katy? Why don't you get smart
and join Haggie, Lady Pilot, Lady Sailor, Nora
and the rest of the women who took the hint and
got lost?

S.Simon



"katysails" wrote in message

...
Where I live, they have cameras at the street corners to catch red
light runners

Where you live they have cameras on the corners to catch the muggers who

rush cars when they stop for red lights.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein






katysails December 20th 03 01:10 PM

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You still here, Katy? Why don't you get smart
and join Haggie, Lady Pilot, Lady Sailor, Nora
and the rest of the women who took the hint and
got lost?


Got news for you...except for LP and Nora, they're still here. Haggie's =
having config problems with her email server and Barb's been posting =
regularly. I have been posting 1-2 mesages a day, so your question is =
specious...I haven't gone anywhere. What we're all waiting for anxiously =
is for when you leave. With the abscense of you and BS, things will get =
better and better. =20

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Horvath December 20th 03 02:46 PM

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On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 08:10:38 -0500, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

You still here, Katy? Why don't you get smart
and join Haggie, Lady Pilot, Lady Sailor, Nora
and the rest of the women who took the hint and
got lost?


Got news for you...except for LP and Nora, they're still here. Haggie's having config problems with her email server and Barb's been posting regularly. I have been posting 1-2 mesages a day, so your question is specious...I haven't gone anywhere. What we're all waiting for anxiously is for when you leave. With the abscense of you and BS, things will get better and better.


On my Christmas list is stuff for other people. I've been blessed
with everything I want. One of the things on my Christmas list is
that somebody fixes your word wrap. This would please everyone who
reads your messages.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe

Scott Vernon December 20th 03 03:53 PM

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You're the only putz complaining about it.



"Horvath" wrote

On my Christmas list is stuff for other people. I've been blessed
with everything I want. One of the things on my Christmas list is
that somebody fixes your word wrap. This would please everyone who
reads your messages.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe



Simple Simon December 20th 03 04:25 PM

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I agree with Mr. Horvath - Katysails' failure to use word wrap
is obnoxious.

S.Simon

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
You're the only putz complaining about it.



"Horvath" wrote

On my Christmas list is stuff for other people. I've been blessed
with everything I want. One of the things on my Christmas list is
that somebody fixes your word wrap. This would please everyone who
reads your messages.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe





Scott Vernon December 20th 03 05:17 PM

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"Simple Simon" wrote ...
I agree, Mr. Horvath is obnoxious.

S.Simon




Jonathan Ganz December 20th 03 07:23 PM

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You even have your own pair of tits!!!

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 08:10:38 -0500, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

You still here, Katy? Why don't you get smart
and join Haggie, Lady Pilot, Lady Sailor, Nora
and the rest of the women who took the hint and
got lost?


Got news for you...except for LP and Nora, they're still here. Haggie's

having config problems with her email server and Barb's been posting
regularly. I have been posting 1-2 mesages a day, so your question is
specious...I haven't gone anywhere. What we're all waiting for anxiously is
for when you leave. With the abscense of you and BS, things will get better
and better.

On my Christmas list is stuff for other people. I've been blessed
with everything I want. One of the things on my Christmas list is
that somebody fixes your word wrap. This would please everyone who
reads your messages.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe




katysails December 21st 03 12:09 AM

MY Christmas List..
 
On my Christmas list is stuff for other people. I've been blessed
with everything I want.=20

One point towards your redemption....

One of the things on my Christmas list is
that somebody fixes your word wrap. =20

Won't happen....consider me your lump of coal....

This would please everyone who
reads your messages.

Not....many have emailed me and said that I should NEVER EVER consider =
fixing my word wrap since they truly enjoy the pleasure it brings you =
and several others on the ng. I couldn't destroy their holiday like =
that...


--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


The_navigator© December 21st 03 08:54 PM

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Because they don't want their shopping bags to get run over?

Cheers MC

Donal wrote:

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I just LOVE how you guys turned a thread about Christmas into another
political argument....Does every thread have to be political?



Quite right!

I'd like to change the subject.


WHY do women slow down when they are approaching *green* traffic lights?




Regards


Donal
--







Lady Pilot December 23rd 03 05:36 AM

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"Simple Simon" wrote:
I told them they were no longer welcome and
they realized the wisdom of my statement.


Like I would take your advice on anything! lol

Do you need a real pilot to navigate you to the Bahamas?

I thought you would have untied your mooring before now, with great
adventures ahead... or would that be "a head" as in a "cedar bucket"?


All but Katy were decent enough to leave us
men alone.


You live on a daily diet of Katysail posts...who do you think you are
kidding, Neal?

LP



Simple Simon December 25th 03 12:15 AM

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Now that I've gotten my license renewed I can take off
to the Bahamas again most any time. I'll probably be
off sometime in February after the worst of the fronts
have passed. No use being pinned down behind a Bahamas
desert island for a week at a time because of a norther
when I can be comfortable and close to food and booze
and internet access right here.

The truth about Katy is she's a credit to her gender
even if she has poor taste in men. I'm forced to
give credit where credit is due when it comes to
Katy because I gave her my best shot yet she
refused my offers. I know she loves me but she
is faithful to her vows and that means a lot these
days. If she will not have me, then her husband
need have no fears as to her loyalty for no man
exists who could turn her head if she will not have
one she adores and probably dreams about at
night . . .

You should learn a lesson from Katy. No man wants
a slut for much longer than it takes to jump her bones.
A man wants a women he has enough faith in to
sleep soundly knowing his woman is not on the
newsgroups hustling up rolls in the hay.

S.Simon

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:evQFb.20993$HQ.18773@okepread02...

"Simple Simon" wrote:
I told them they were no longer welcome and
they realized the wisdom of my statement.


Like I would take your advice on anything! lol

Do you need a real pilot to navigate you to the Bahamas?

I thought you would have untied your mooring before now, with great
adventures ahead... or would that be "a head" as in a "cedar bucket"?


All but Katy were decent enough to leave us
men alone.


You live on a daily diet of Katysail posts...who do you think you are
kidding, Neal?

LP






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