Do YOU have a high enough security clearance to take
a former President of the United States out fishing?

No? I thought as much.

S.Simon


"otnmbrd" wrote in message nk.net...
ROFLMAO ,...... and.... just WHAT am I s'posed to be jealous of,
regarding your "learners permit"?

otn

Simple Simon wrote:
I finally managed to find, download and install updated drivers
for my little scanner (TravelScan) so now I am able to use it
with WinXP since my Win98 machine expired last month.

I can scan my old license in, change the expiration date using
Photoshop and pint it and then hang it on the bulkhead as decoration
as suggested by that jealous fellow otnmbrd. But, I doubt I'll
do it as my renewal is probably in the mail or close to it. In the
meantime it's not worth changing the information on my site
because it is still true. It does not say anything there about
a 'current' license.

S.Simon

A. Why would I want to take some X-Pres out fishing? ..... boring !
B. If he wanted me to, I'm sure he could easily get me approved.
C. So, you haven't answered my question, as per usual.

otn

Simple Simon wrote:
Do YOU have a high enough security clearance to take
a former President of the United States out fishing?

No? I thought as much.

S.Simon

On Sun, 7 Dec 2003 09:27:16 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Do YOU have a high enough security clearance to take
a former President of the United States out fishing?

I do. I'm a retired military officer.

BTW, you don't need a security clearance to take a former President
out fishing.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

The HELL you don't! Secret service isn't stupid
enough to allow any old fool around Mr. Bush
especially since there has been at least one
known attempt on his life and several unpublicized
attempts as well.

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Sun, 7 Dec 2003 09:27:16 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Do YOU have a high enough security clearance to take
a former President of the United States out fishing?

I do. I'm a retired military officer.

BTW, you don't need a security clearance to take a former President
out fishing.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

I think you're confusing "security screening/check" with "security
clearance" .... I don't doubt mine expired years ago ... G don't care.
However, I don't doubt (unbeknownst to me) I've passed frequent security
screenings/checks, since I deal with the Navy on a frequent basis.....
and that's all that would be required of someone taking Bush senior fishing.

otn

Simple Simon wrote:
The HELL you don't! Secret service isn't stupid
enough to allow any old fool around Mr. Bush
especially since there has been at least one
known attempt on his life and several unpublicized
attempts as well.

S.Simon

On Sun, 07 Dec 2003 22:44:35 GMT, otnmbrd
wrote this crap:

I think you're confusing "security screening/check" with "security
clearance" .... I don't doubt mine expired years ago ... G don't care.
However, I don't doubt (unbeknownst to me) I've passed frequent security
screenings/checks, since I deal with the Navy on a frequent basis.....
and that's all that would be required of someone taking Bush senior fishing.

I'm required by law to tell people that I've never had access to
classified information.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Your tits are not classified, except as gross.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 07 Dec 2003 22:44:35 GMT, otnmbrd
wrote this crap:

I think you're confusing "security screening/check" with "security
clearance" .... I don't doubt mine expired years ago ... G don't care.
However, I don't doubt (unbeknownst to me) I've passed frequent security
screenings/checks, since I deal with the Navy on a frequent basis.....
and that's all that would be required of someone taking Bush senior
fishing.

I'm required by law to tell people that I've never had access to
classified information.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Is that when you acquired your tits.... sitting on your fat
ass in the pentagon?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Dec 2003 09:27:16 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Do YOU have a high enough security clearance to take
a former President of the United States out fishing?

I do. I'm a retired military officer.

BTW, you don't need a security clearance to take a former President
out fishing.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.