No, he's the guy who dumps on the coffee table, then tries to
claim it's a party favor.

Scott is the entertainment, aka Elvis impersonator.

Neal is the nasty drunk who hits on all the women, except that
besides being obnoxious has bad body odor so none of them
will talk to him. People feel a lot of pity for him, so he's allowed
to hang around.

Donal is the lone Brit. He's not that smart, but he sounds smart
due to the accent.

Katy is the hostess with the mostess. She's invited Haggie
who is central focus of the male attention. The other regular
women include Lady Sailor and Lady Pilot.

Mooron is kinda fun as long as he stays drunk... a happy
drunk who tends to rant, but in a good way.

Horass is the transvestite that Iguana Boy brought but
forgot to take with him when he was thrown out by me,
Doug, Bob, Neal, and a couple of others.

Gilligan is the intellectual of the crowd. He tends to pontificate
quite a bit, has multiple personalities, but is entertaining. Also,
he's from Colorado, which gives him some status for unclear
reasons.

Thom is the elder statesman of the crowd and is generally
treated with respect, although some think it's fun to hassle
him. He doesn't hear too well and keeps responding with
"I'll drink to that," which if not always appropriate, is at
least amusing.

Jeff, Doug, Rich, and a few others actually know more than
they let on, which makes them humble and wise; whereas,
I and a couple of others, who also know quite a bit about
different subjects tend to have fun in the tumult.

The bar is hosted. The food is cosmopolitan. The language
is mostly American English, with a couple of exceptions,
including the UK party next door.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Simple Simon" wrote ...
You're wrong, completely wrong.

happens quite a lot

Bobsprit is the life of
the party.

As is an annoying drunk with a lampshade on his head at a real party.
Boob**** is the JOKE of the NG.

Katysails is the homely woman who shows up
hoping to get some attention but is so unattractive and so
ignorant that nobody wishes to talk to her for more
than just a few minutes and it's only to be polite.

We all know you got the hots for her.



Without Bobsprit this group would wither on the vine.

not enough fertilizer?


Haggie is the only female here
who really deserves to be here. Haggie is hip, cool and an
actual boat person even if she doesn't sail a whole lot.

don't you usually refer to her as 'floating trailer park trash'?

Besides
that, Haggie is slim and sexy - not some butter hog like Katy.


You've never met either one.

SV