"Simple Simon" wrote ...
You're wrong, completely wrong.

happens quite a lot

Bobsprit is the life of
the party.

As is an annoying drunk with a lampshade on his head at a real party.
Boob**** is the JOKE of the NG.

Katysails is the homely woman who shows up
hoping to get some attention but is so unattractive and so
ignorant that nobody wishes to talk to her for more
than just a few minutes and it's only to be polite.

We all know you got the hots for her.



Without Bobsprit this group would wither on the vine.

not enough fertilizer?


Haggie is the only female here
who really deserves to be here. Haggie is hip, cool and an
actual boat person even if she doesn't sail a whole lot.

don't you usually refer to her as 'floating trailer park trash'?

Besides
that, Haggie is slim and sexy - not some butter hog like Katy.


You've never met either one.

SV