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He has the blow up doll trained. Does that count?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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You have your wife trained yet?

Scotty

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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You got that one right, Bobsprit. In your case
when you rant and rave about politics at least
it's not just a case of overcompensating because
you're pussy whipped at home like Donal.

Now that I know how big a wuss and how little
a man Donal is I'll just laugh when he goes on
with his pacifist crap. After all, his wife's got
him trained.

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Real women can drive a stick. Yours can't without injury.


Sorry! What's a "stick"?

Now we know there's no men in your family.

RB

The Fender Horror!
 

Ummm... I think that's the whole point. You being small in that area that


Why is Ganzy back to this area again? Let's hope there's not a relapse.


RB

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The best bit is that few "stick" drivers know how to use the gearbox to
enable them to drive at higher speeds with more safety.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
"stick"? slang for standard shift transmission as opposed to an automatic.
some immature juveniles associate driving a stick with manliness and or
coolness. Hence, ''I drive a 6 speed''. Whoop dee dooo, eh?

Scotty


"Donal" wrote

Sorry! What's a "stick"?





Regards


Donal
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"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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What a wimp you are, Donal. 12 accidents and
you still allow your wife to drive? Stupid idiot!

No wonder you talk like a pacifist when it comes to
world politics. It seems it's compensation for the
fact you cannot control your wife or home life.

I'd like to give you this opportunity to tell us everything about the things
that you control.

We know that you have a small boat on a mooring. The only pussy that you
ever had, apparently died after an infestation of fleas.

So, 'fess up! What do you have? You've got nothing to exercise control
over, do you? I suspect that, due to advancing years, you cannot even
control your right hand when you are partaking of a moment of privacy.


Regards


Donal
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Hmmm... well, you're the one who's using fenders inappropriately.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Ummm... I think that's the whole point. You being small in that area
that


Why is Ganzy back to this area again? Let's hope there's not a relapse.


RB

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Huzzah! Huzzah! Bobsprit engages brain and imagination! (My
memory must be failing, can't remember the lat time...)

Bobsprit wrote:

http://hometown.aol.com/bobsprit/images/suzsails.jpg

Yes! Look at the above pic! Leaving Port Jeff and sailing for the Thimbles, we
NEVER removed two of the fenders. They remained on deck for 5 or 6 hours.
Several times we were passing by other boats who frantically gestured to us
about our death defying leap of fender faith, yet we still sailed onward in
building winds.
A low flying plane may have dipped his wings at us in a futile attempt to alert
us to our desperate dangererous lubberly act! We weren't just sailing on the
edge, tempting fate; we dared the devil himself to take us on, and STILL the
fenders remained on deck!
Then, sailing home the next day, we stowed the fenders. It was payback for our
death defying stunt, an appeasment to Neptune. We know our place.
Will we do it again? Perhaps. If a day, dark and weary, touches our souls we
may again throw sense and safety to our whims of daring do!

The Brave Captain RB

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The navigator© wrote:

The best bit is that few "stick" drivers know how to use the gearbox to
enable them to drive at higher speeds with more safety.


I'd sure like to see most of those "stick" drivers with
a non-synchro gear box, I'm sure Scott has driven such,
I doubt Blobbo could handle one.

Cheers
Marty

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Yup, every week. Non-synchro 18 speed. Do I win?

Scotty


"Martin Baxter" wrote


I'd sure like to see most of those "stick" drivers with
a non-synchro gear box, I'm sure Scott has driven such,
I doubt Blobbo could handle one.

Cheers
Marty

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Yup, every week. Non-synchro 18 speed. Do I win?


Yup...and your prize is...a miserable life, no prospects, monthly sex with hag,
a crappy Siedleman boat and a trailer home in PA!

bwahahahahaha!

RB

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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speed expertly as do I.
I suggest you find a real woman, unless that's your role in the
marriage!

I've got a real woman!!

Real women can drive a stick. Yours can't without injury.

Why do you claim that real women can "drive a stick"? Are women the same as
men in NY? Or perhaps, NY men have no idea how to drive a car????


Regards


Donal
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