The Fender Horror!
 

What a wimp you are, Donal. 12 accidents and
you still allow your wife to drive? Stupid idiot!

No wonder you talk like a pacifist when it comes to
world politics. It seems it's compensation for the
fact you cannot control your wife or home life.

S.Simon

"Donal" wrote in message ...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
http://hometown.aol.com/bobsprit/images/suzsails.jpg

Yes! Look at the above pic! Leaving Port Jeff and sailing for the
Thimbles, we
NEVER removed two of the fenders. They remained on deck for 5 or 6 hours.
Several times we were passing by other boats who frantically gestured to
us
about our death defying leap of fender faith, yet we still sailed onward
in
building winds.
A low flying plane may have dipped his wings at us in a futile attempt to
alert
us to our desperate dangererous lubberly act! We weren't just sailing on
the
edge, tempting fate; we dared the devil himself to take us on, and STILL
the
fenders remained on deck!
Then, sailing home the next day, we stowed the fenders. It was payback for
our
death defying stunt, an appeasment to Neptune. We know our place.
Will we do it again? Perhaps. If a day, dark and weary, touches our souls
we
may again throw sense and safety to our whims of daring do!


Bob - you are beginning to sound like my wife!

Let me explain.

From time to time, I pass comment on my wife's driving. I make useful
suggestions, such as, "The lights are red", or, "Don't stop - the lights are
green." or, "You should look where you're going when you are reversing." I
recently suggested that doing 50mph round a sharp bend at the top of a hill,
in a 30mph zone, was probably a bit dangerous. Like you, she proclaimed
that she knew what she was doing. In fact, she drove round that bend, at
that speed every day, without incident. Furthrermore, she informed me that
I was an idiot, and that I should shut up!

A couple of weeks ago, I was practising the piano in the playroom, when
there was a very loud bang. You guessed it! She reversed into the bloody
house - at SPEED! You see, she reverses around the side of the house every
day. She does this without incident. So why should she look?

Your attitude towards the fenders is exactly the same as my wife's attitude
towards driving.

She had 12 accidents in the first 18 months that she had her driving
license.


And, Yes, Katy. She knows that I say these dreadful things about her
driving. A couple of years ago, at a dinner party, I was regaling the
guests with tales of my wife's motoring escapades when she exploded(BTW she
really can explode!). She accused me of telling the same old boring
stories years after she had any accidents. -- The next morning, a bill for
£80 pounds arrived in the post, for a neighbours replacement bumper.


Regards



Donal
--


Regards


Donal
--

The Fender Horror!
 

You got that one right, Bobsprit. In your case
when you rant and rave about politics at least
it's not just a case of overcompensating because
you're pussy whipped at home like Donal.

Now that I know how big a wuss and how little
a man Donal is I'll just laugh when he goes on
with his pacifist crap. After all, his wife's got
him trained.

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Real women can drive a stick. Yours can't without injury.


Sorry! What's a "stick"?

Now we know there's no men in your family.

RB

The Fender Hore!
 

he should have admitted he's a lazy slob in the beginning, now he's just
digging his hole deeper and deeper.

SV



"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
You had two on the return? Looks like you've almost lost one in the pic.

DON'T DO IT AGAIN! YOU MIGHT DIE (now there's a thought) OR
INJURE SOMEONE ELSE. Can you imagine what would happen if a
fender ran into a lesser boat than a C&C 32????

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
http://hometown.aol.com/bobsprit/images/suzsails.jpg

Yes! Look at the above pic! Leaving Port Jeff and sailing for the
Thimbles, we
NEVER removed two of the fenders. They remained on deck for 5 or 6
hours.
Several times we were passing by other boats who frantically gestured to
us
about our death defying leap of fender faith, yet we still sailed onward
in
building winds.
A low flying plane may have dipped his wings at us in a futile attempt
to
alert
us to our desperate dangererous lubberly act! We weren't just sailing on
the
edge, tempting fate; we dared the devil himself to take us on, and STILL
the
fenders remained on deck!
Then, sailing home the next day, we stowed the fenders. It was payback
for
our
death defying stunt, an appeasment to Neptune. We know our place.
Will we do it again? Perhaps. If a day, dark and weary, touches our
souls
we
may again throw sense and safety to our whims of daring do!

The Brave Captain RB

The Fender Horror!
 

What a sorry, pathetic, brow-beaten individual you are!

Not only does Donal's wife wear the pants in his house
but she probably owns the house as well and can boot
his sorry arse out on the street if he doesn't do what
she says . . .

S.Simon


"Donal" wrote in message ...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
And, Yes, Katy. She knows that I say these dreadful things about her
driving.

Maybe driving lessons or a chauffer for Christmas might be a good
idea....


I suggested driving lessons once before, I won't do that again!



Regards



Donal
--

The Fender Horror!
 

"stick"? slang for standard shift transmission as opposed to an automatic.
some immature juveniles associate driving a stick with manliness and or
coolness. Hence, ''I drive a 6 speed''. Whoop dee dooo, eh?

Scotty


"Donal" wrote


Sorry! What's a "stick"?





Regards


Donal
--

The Fender Horror!
 

You have your wife trained yet?

Scotty

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
You got that one right, Bobsprit. In your case
when you rant and rave about politics at least
it's not just a case of overcompensating because
you're pussy whipped at home like Donal.

Now that I know how big a wuss and how little
a man Donal is I'll just laugh when he goes on
with his pacifist crap. After all, his wife's got
him trained.

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Real women can drive a stick. Yours can't without injury.


Sorry! What's a "stick"?

Now we know there's no men in your family.

RB

The Fender Horror!
 

I suggested driving lessons once before, I won't do that again!

A large life insurance policy on her, then...You might as well reap the =
rewards when she does herself in....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

The Fender Hore!
 

If he hears people speaking Chinese, you know he finally went to far.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
he should have admitted he's a lazy slob in the beginning, now he's just
digging his hole deeper and deeper.

SV



"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
You had two on the return? Looks like you've almost lost one in the pic.

DON'T DO IT AGAIN! YOU MIGHT DIE (now there's a thought) OR
INJURE SOMEONE ELSE. Can you imagine what would happen if a
fender ran into a lesser boat than a C&C 32????

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
http://hometown.aol.com/bobsprit/images/suzsails.jpg

Yes! Look at the above pic! Leaving Port Jeff and sailing for the
Thimbles, we
NEVER removed two of the fenders. They remained on deck for 5 or 6
hours.
Several times we were passing by other boats who frantically gestured
to
us
about our death defying leap of fender faith, yet we still sailed
onward
in
building winds.
A low flying plane may have dipped his wings at us in a futile attempt
to
alert
us to our desperate dangererous lubberly act! We weren't just sailing
on
the
edge, tempting fate; we dared the devil himself to take us on, and
STILL
the
fenders remained on deck!
Then, sailing home the next day, we stowed the fenders. It was payback
for
our
death defying stunt, an appeasment to Neptune. We know our place.
Will we do it again? Perhaps. If a day, dark and weary, touches our
souls
we
may again throw sense and safety to our whims of daring do!

The Brave Captain RB

The Fender Horror!
 

I think one could consider her marriage an accident... or at least a comic
opera.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
She had 12 accidents in the first 18 months that she had her driving
license.


My wife has been driving for 16 years and never had an accident. She
drives a 6
speed expertly as do I.
I suggest you find a real woman, unless that's your role in the marriage!

RB

The Fender Horror!
 

Ummm... I think that's the whole point. You being small in that area that
is.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
speed expertly as do I.
I suggest you find a real woman, unless that's your role in the
marriage!

I've got a real woman!!

Real women can drive a stick. Yours can't without injury.

RB