Don't you recognize a joke when you see one.
I would NEVER kick a poor, defenseless cat.

S.Simon


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
Now we know what happened to your poor cat.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...

"Women and cats will do as they please, so men should kick the
crap out of both until they behave." - Robert A. Heinlein

I agree with Heinlein.

S.Simon

Me neither, not if I had a gun handy.

Scotty


I would NEVER kick a poor, defenseless cat.

S.Simon

Me neither, not if I had a gun handy.



Nothing's handy for a guy who's not handy.


RB

Anybody who would buy and sail a MacGregor
and then move down to a Siedelmann has
such poor eyesight that he couldn't hit the side
of a barn with a handgun.

S.Simon


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
Me neither, not if I had a gun handy.

Scotty


I would NEVER kick a poor, defenseless cat.

S.Simon

Anybody who would buy and sail a MacGregor
and then move down to a Siedelmann has
such poor eyesight that he couldn't hit the side
of a barn with a handgun.


Sadly sane.


RB

Who was talking about a handgun, I use a Remington 870 12ga. pump shotgun.

:-p~


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Anybody who would buy and sail a MacGregor
and then move down to a Siedelmann has
such poor eyesight that he couldn't hit the side
of a barn with a handgun.

S.Simon


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Me neither, not if I had a gun handy.

Scotty


I would NEVER kick a poor, defenseless cat.

S.Simon

I've got a hand pump gun too! If you don't get it on the nipple properly
it leaks.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

Who was talking about a handgun, I use a Remington 870 12ga. pump shotgun.

:-p~


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

Anybody who would buy and sail a MacGregor
and then move down to a Siedelmann has
such poor eyesight that he couldn't hit the side
of a barn with a handgun.

S.Simon


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

...

Me neither, not if I had a gun handy.

Scotty



I would NEVER kick a poor, defenseless cat.

S.Simon

What are you blathering about?

"The_navigator©" wrote ...
I've got a hand pump gun too! If you don't get it on the nipple properly
it leaks.

My grease gun. You?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

What are you blathering about?

"The_navigator©" wrote ...

I've got a hand pump gun too! If you don't get it on the nipple properly
it leaks.

On Tue, 25 Nov 2003 14:40:18 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

Me neither, not if I had a gun handy.

Scotty

Snip

LOL. Saw a bumper sticker today that said, "So Many Cats, So Few
Recipes."
Mark E. Williams