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Donal November 22nd 03 12:02 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 
Yes, Oz. You know what I mean.

The rugby world cup is about 9 hours away, and the Australians know that
they are not talented enough to win.

So they have engaged in a concerted attempt to deprive the English players
of sleep by driving past their hotel with horns blaring. Aussie crowds have
gathered outside the English team's hotel and sung abusive songs.

The Australians are so desperate that they have even resorted to using
Voodoo dolls!!!!

Australia should not be allowed to host the World Cup again, as they are
incapable of displaying any hospitality at all. They have treated their
guests with a shocking degree of contempt. People marching on the beaches
carrying placards that proclaim that the Engish are boring????? How
ignorant can you get?

Tomorrow morning you will get your come-uppance!




Regards


Donal
--




Lady Pilot November 22nd 03 12:10 AM

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"Donal" wrote:
Yes, Oz. You know what I mean.

The rugby world cup is about 9 hours away,


What's rugby? ;-)

Is that anything like mattress polo? rofl

LP (Born in the USA...go OU #1)



Simple Simon November 22nd 03 12:21 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 
If I were the Aussies I would be afraid of a
terrorist attack - very afraid. Al Queda surely
has their eyes on bombing such large crowds
of infidels.

S.Simon


"Donal" wrote in message ...
Yes, Oz. You know what I mean.

The rugby world cup is about 9 hours away, and the Australians know that
they are not talented enough to win.

So they have engaged in a concerted attempt to deprive the English players
of sleep by driving past their hotel with horns blaring. Aussie crowds have
gathered outside the English team's hotel and sung abusive songs.

The Australians are so desperate that they have even resorted to using
Voodoo dolls!!!!

Australia should not be allowed to host the World Cup again, as they are
incapable of displaying any hospitality at all. They have treated their
guests with a shocking degree of contempt. People marching on the beaches
carrying placards that proclaim that the Engish are boring????? How
ignorant can you get?

Tomorrow morning you will get your come-uppance!




Regards


Donal
--






katysails November 22nd 03 12:23 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 
The Australians are so desperate that they have even resorted to using
Voodoo dolls!!!!

Does this mean I'm really an Australian?!?!?!?!?!?!

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Donal November 22nd 03 12:24 AM

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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:6Qxvb.13429$yJ.10498@okepread02...

"Donal" wrote:
Yes, Oz. You know what I mean.

The rugby world cup is about 9 hours away,


What's rugby? ;-)



It's a bit like American football except that *real* men play it, and more
than one country takes part in the "World" Cup.


Regards


Donal
--




katysails November 22nd 03 12:24 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 

What's rugby? ;-)

It's sort of a cross between soccer and football but very rude.
--=20
katysails
s/vs. Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Donal November 22nd 03 12:38 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 

Capetanios Oz wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Nov 2003 00:02:26 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:

Yes, Oz. You know what I mean.

The rugby world cup is about 9 hours away, and the Australians know that
they are not talented enough to win.


Ya think?


Oh yes!


So they have engaged in a concerted attempt to deprive the English

players
of sleep by driving past their hotel with horns blaring. Aussie crowds

have
gathered outside the English team's hotel and sung abusive songs.


I haven't heard that.
Did you hear the songs on BBC5?


I only listen to R4.



The Australians are so desperate that they have even resorted to using
Voodoo dolls!!!!


Really?
That must be the Sth African immigrants :-)


How can we tell the difference? You both sound exactly the same!



Australia should not be allowed to host the World Cup again, as they are
incapable of displaying any hospitality at all. They have treated their
guests with a shocking degree of contempt. People marching on the

beaches
carrying placards that proclaim that the Engish are boring????? How
ignorant can you get?


Bwaaaahahahahahahhahahahhaaaa!
Everyone I've heard has spoken of how well it's gone and what a
wonderful country this is.


Were the people that you spoke to,..... Australian, perchance?

BTW, France is also a wonderful country..... apart from the French!!



Boring...Ya gotta admit their style of play is boring as
bat****..effective against some but boring!


I'm sure that Australians will find it boring.. Being on the receiving end
of a good hiding is hardly interesting, is it?



Well hey, England is the winningest Rugby team over the last few
years, you'd be a fool to take them lightly.
AND its pouring rain here which will suit those big fat OLD men who
just run straight.


Making your excuses already??? Rain?? Are the Australians afraid of
getting a bit wet?



Regards


Donal
--




Donal November 22nd 03 12:41 AM

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"katysails" wrote in message
...
The Australians are so desperate that they have even resorted to
using Voodoo dolls!!!!


Does this mean I'm really an Australian?!?!?!?!?!?!


Probably! Do you wear pantyhose?



Regards


Donal
--




Jonathan Ganz November 22nd 03 12:58 AM

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I did. It was on the radio. The brits didn't seem to think it would be a
factor.

Capetanios Oz wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Nov 2003 00:02:26 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:

Yes, Oz. You know what I mean.

The rugby world cup is about 9 hours away, and the Australians know that
they are not talented enough to win.


Ya think?

So they have engaged in a concerted attempt to deprive the English

players
of sleep by driving past their hotel with horns blaring. Aussie crowds

have
gathered outside the English team's hotel and sung abusive songs.


I haven't heard that.
Did you hear the songs on BBC5?

The Australians are so desperate that they have even resorted to using
Voodoo dolls!!!!


Really?
That must be the Sth African immigrants :-)

Australia should not be allowed to host the World Cup again, as they are
incapable of displaying any hospitality at all. They have treated their
guests with a shocking degree of contempt. People marching on the

beaches
carrying placards that proclaim that the Engish are boring????? How
ignorant can you get?


Bwaaaahahahahahahhahahahhaaaa!
Everyone I've heard has spoken of how well it's gone and what a
wonderful country this is.

Boring...Ya gotta admit their style of play is boring as
bat****..effective against some but boring!
That match against France was a really snore job.

Tomorrow morning you will get your come-uppance!


Well hey, England is the winningest Rugby team over the last few
years, you'd be a fool to take them lightly.
AND its pouring rain here which will suit those big fat OLD men who
just run straight.




Regards


Donal




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Brian November 22nd 03 02:29 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 
I'm rooting for the Brits! Normally I would pull for the aussies. What ever
happened to common courtesy being a good sport!
"Donal" wrote in message
...
Yes, Oz. You know what I mean.

The rugby world cup is about 9 hours away, and the Australians know that
they are not talented enough to win.

So they have engaged in a concerted attempt to deprive the English players
of sleep by driving past their hotel with horns blaring. Aussie crowds

have
gathered outside the English team's hotel and sung abusive songs.

The Australians are so desperate that they have even resorted to using
Voodoo dolls!!!!

Australia should not be allowed to host the World Cup again, as they are
incapable of displaying any hospitality at all. They have treated their
guests with a shocking degree of contempt. People marching on the

beaches
carrying placards that proclaim that the Engish are boring????? How
ignorant can you get?

Tomorrow morning you will get your come-uppance!




Regards


Donal
--






Donal November 22nd 03 12:17 PM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 

Capetanios Oz wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Nov 2003 00:38:20 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:


Capetanios Oz wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 22 Nov 2003 00:02:26 -0000, "Donal"


I'm sure that Australians will find it boring.. Being on the receiving

end
of a good hiding is hardly interesting, is it?


We'll see Donal.


So..... was it interesting?



Making your excuses already??? Rain?? Are the Australians afraid of
getting a bit wet?


Nah, but a dry ground would suit the ability of our fit agile players.
Your fat old heavyweights can dig into the mud and plow on...much like
bulldozers...they're not too bright either :-)


Fat old heavyweights???? Bwahahahahahahaha!


Regards



Donal
--




Jonathan Ganz November 22nd 03 07:08 PM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 
Wait, wait... did you find evidence of WMD??

Capetanios Oz wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Nov 2003 02:29:12 GMT, "Brian"
wrote:

I'm rooting for the Brits! Normally I would pull for the aussies. What

ever
happened to common courtesy being a good sport!


Common courtesy.....THIS IS WAR!!!!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





katysails November 22nd 03 11:07 PM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 
.......haven't you realised yet that the US IS the world to many.

Well, that might not be so if so much of the world would just stay =
home...

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails November 22nd 03 11:08 PM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 

Probably! Do you wear pantyhose?

Yes, I do! On many occasions! OMG....I'm Australian and didn't even =
know it....
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails November 22nd 03 11:31 PM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 


-- Depends on if you wear knickers over, under or not at all......

Under and not atl all... why would anyone wear knickers over their =
pantyhose?????
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails November 22nd 03 11:35 PM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 
Just keep giving em guns...

We don't give people guns here within the States...you have to buy =
them....and you have to pass tests and background checks....of course, =
there are those that steal guns, but they are bad and evil people. We =
have lots of guns. My grand daughters just took hunter safety classes =
and know how to shoot and practice on a range...my daughter has a muzzle =
loader of her own...It is people who buy guns for what they think is =
protection, never take a class, never explain the danger to their =
children, and then hide it in the drawer or closet that have deaths from =
guns. =20

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Donal November 23rd 03 02:35 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 

Capetanios Oz wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Nov 2003 12:17:18 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:
We'll see Donal.


So..... was it interesting?


Yep, very.

Fat old heavyweights???? Bwahahahahahahaha!


Yep, fat old heavyweights.


That would be "Fat old WORLD CHAMPION heavyweights", wouldn't it?


Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaa!


Regards


Donal
--
"May the best team win."








Donal November 23rd 03 02:42 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 

Capetanios Oz wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Nov 2003 18:08:43 -0500, "katysails"
wrote:


Probably! Do you wear pantyhose?

Yes, I do! On many occasions! OMG....I'm Australian and didn't even

know it....

Depends on if you wear knickers over, under or not at all......


Oh Noooooo!

Oz, you really are a masochist. Knickers??



Regards


Donal
--





katysails November 23rd 03 03:06 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 
Oz, you really are a masochist. Knickers??

What? You don't wear underwear in Great Britain? Doesn't it get a bit =
drafty in the wintertime?

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails November 23rd 03 03:35 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 

Oh, I though you just had to open a bank account to get one :-)

No, that's toaster ovens. We annihilate at least 6k kids every year =
with faulty toaster ovens.
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Jonathan Ganz November 23rd 03 07:48 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 
I do as an American. And, if that f*cking slimeball Bushy doesn't
produce any, he'll be out on his ass like his father.

Oh, we're talking sports... sorry.

Capetanios Oz wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Nov 2003 11:08:51 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote:

Wait, wait... did you find evidence of WMD??


Evidence?
Who needs that?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





The_navigator© November 23rd 03 09:09 PM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 
If I rememer correctly, knickers is short for knickerbockers which are
short trousers gathered at the knee. They are still worn by a few (for
e.g.) golfers...

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

Oz, you really are a masochist. Knickers??

What? You don't wear underwear in Great Britain? Doesn't it get a bit drafty in the wintertime?



The_navigator© November 23rd 03 09:10 PM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 
Only when they play golf at St. Andrews?

Cheers MC

Capetanios Oz wrote:

On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 02:42:14 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:


Capetanios Oz wrote in message
. ..

On Sat, 22 Nov 2003 18:08:43 -0500, "katysails"
wrote:


Probably! Do you wear pantyhose?

Yes, I do! On many occasions! OMG....I'm Australian and didn't even


know it....

Depends on if you wear knickers over, under or not at all......


Oh Noooooo!

Oz, you really are a masochist. Knickers??



You don't wear knickers in the UK?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Donal November 23rd 03 11:27 PM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 

Capetanios Oz wrote in message
...
On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 02:42:14 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:


Capetanios Oz wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 22 Nov 2003 18:08:43 -0500, "katysails"
wrote:


Probably! Do you wear pantyhose?

Yes, I do! On many occasions! OMG....I'm Australian and didn't even

know it....

Depends on if you wear knickers over, under or not at all......


Oh Noooooo!

Oz, you really are a masochist. Knickers??


You don't wear knickers in the UK?


I don't wear knickers anywhere. Knickers, like pantyhose, are only worn by
women in the northern hemisphere. Real men wear underpants. I'm beginning
to get very worried about Aussie men. Do you also wear bras?



Regards


Donal
--








Donal November 24th 03 12:40 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 

Capetanios Oz wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Nov 2003 18:31:38 -0500, "katysails"
wrote:



-- Depends on if you wear knickers over, under or not at all......

Under and not atl all... why would anyone wear knickers over their

pantyhose?????

Better ask Donal...



Don't ask ME! I cannot understand why a man would wear pantyhose. How on
earth could I be expected to explain knickers on men? Give me a break!


I'm beginning to understand why Glorysail were based in Australia.



Regards



Donal
--






Donal November 24th 03 12:50 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Oz, you really are a masochist. Knickers??

What? You don't wear underwear in Great Britain?
Doesn't it get a bit drafty in the wintertime?



Knickers and Underpants are two completely different things. Women(and
Australians), wear knickers under their pantyhose.


Regards


Donal
--




Donal November 24th 03 12:52 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 

Capetanios Oz wrote in message
...
On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 23:27:02 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:

. Do you also wear bras?


You're a very strange person Donal.


Hey?? *I* don't wear pantyhose! ......... or sport a moustache!



Regards


Donal
--




Donal November 24th 03 01:00 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 

Capetanios Oz wrote in message
...
On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 02:35:30 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:


Capetanios Oz wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 22 Nov 2003 12:17:18 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:
We'll see Donal.

So..... was it interesting?

Yep, very.

Fat old heavyweights???? Bwahahahahahahaha!

Yep, fat old heavyweights.


That would be "Fat old WORLD CHAMPION heavyweights", wouldn't it?


It would be.




Yep!


Especially when you consider that I am not English.


My team got knocked out two weeks ago"


You don't really think that I would have started this thread if there was
*any* possibility of embarassement, do you?

I didn't even bother to watch the game!



Regards


Donal
--




Donal November 24th 03 01:04 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 

Capetanios Oz wrote in message
...
On Mon, 24 Nov 2003 00:40:47 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:
Don't ask ME! I cannot understand why a man would wear pantyhose. How

on
earth could I be expected to explain knickers on men? Give me a break!


I'm beginning to understand why Glorysail were based in Australia.

You a homophobe Donal?


Of course not!

I believe that every man should have the right to wear pantyhose, corsets
and high heeled shoes! I'm with you on this, Oz.


Regards


Donal
--




katysails November 24th 03 01:46 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 

I cannot understand why a man would wear pantyhose. =20

They're ever so much more comfortable than a garter belt and =
stockings....and the garters show through your slacks....but knickers =
should still be worn under, not over...
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails November 24th 03 01:47 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 
Knickers and Underpants are two completely different things.=20
\
Knickers are underpants...underpants are knickers....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


The_navigator© November 24th 03 01:49 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 
LOL

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

I cannot understand why a man would wear pantyhose.

They're ever so much more comfortable than a garter belt and stockings....and the garters show through your slacks....but knickers should still be worn under, not over...



Jonny Wilkinson November 24th 03 11:35 PM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 

Capetanios Oz wrote in message
...
On Mon, 24 Nov 2003 00:50:50 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:



Knickers and Underpants are two completely different things. Women(and
Australians), wear knickers under their pantyhose.


My wife doesn't wear knickers....must be the German blood.


More likely the German ability to produce large amounts of body hair. It
keeps them warm enough without knickers.

What are her armpits like?



Regards


Donal
--




Jonny Wilkinson November 25th 03 12:07 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 

Donals Delight. wrote in message
...
She has virtually no hair on her body, NEVER needs to shave legs or
anywhere else for that matter.


German women never need to shave! They just let it grow - all the way up
to their navels.... and further!


Occassionally plucks a few errant hairs from her legs.
Aryan blood I believe, startling blue eyes, blonde fine hair and
slightly olive complexion....Hitler had the right idea.


You didn't answer my question about her armpits.


Feeling better yet?


I should be asking you that question. You are probably still feeling
pretty bad after the rugby.


I must admit that I am impressed by the magnanimity with which Australia has
accepted her defeat. I believe that some of your newspapers have actually
published apologies for their dreadful behaviour.

I might post some links, if you ask nicely.

Donal
--




Jonny Wilkinson November 25th 03 12:47 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 

Mark Waugh wrote in message
...


Feeling great, Cricket season is moving along.


You seem to forget that I'm not English! I know *nothing* about cricket!



Regards



Jonny Wilkinson
--




katysails November 25th 03 03:38 AM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 
More likely the German ability to produce large amounts of body hair. =
It
keeps them warm enough without knickers.

What are her armpits like?

Very crass question, there, Donal. I'm sure they have razors and Nair =
in Germany.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Donal November 25th 03 02:38 PM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 

"katysails" wrote in message
...
More likely the German ability to produce large amounts of body hair. It
keeps them warm enough without knickers.

What are her armpits like?

Very crass question, there, Donal. I'm sure they have razors and Nair in
Germany.



Only the men use razors in Germany.



Regards


Donal
--







Scott Vernon November 25th 03 07:30 PM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 
what do the wimen use?


"Donal" wrote


Only the men use razors in Germany.



Regards


Donal
--








The_navigator© November 25th 03 11:07 PM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 
Strimmers.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

what do the wimen use?


"Donal" wrote


Only the men use razors in Germany.



Regards


Donal
--










Ozzy's Oz Moh sis November 25th 03 11:22 PM

Australians' disgusting behaviour
 

Mark Waugh wrote in message
...
On Tue, 25 Nov 2003 00:47:24 -0000, "Jonny Wilkinson"
wrote:


Mark Waugh wrote in message
.. .


Feeling great, Cricket season is moving along.


You seem to forget that I'm not English! I know *nothing* about cricket!


Ahh something else!


There are lots of things that I am man enough to admit that I know nothing
about.

You?????



Regards



Donal
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