I haven't given myself any name. That was my parent's job.
Your name is Neal. Instead, you pretend to be Simple. Well,
I guess that's no pretense.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and
clever names. However, these names are often diametrically
opposed to actual fact.

As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names.


Ole Thom = Ole Fart
Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob
Navigator = Lost and Landlocked
Mooron = Lovelorn Loser
Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening
Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash
Rick = Dickhead
Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind
Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser
otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged
Donal = Damned Foreigner
Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy
Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater
Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket
Oz = Roo Rotorooter
Seahag = Dockhag
Katysails = Katyrarelysails
Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo
The Carrolls = The Stupidos
James = Michael Jackson's Boy
Loco = Train Retard.
Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs
Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron
Bart Senior = Bart Simpson
Nora = Olive Oyle
Gilligan = The Professor
Bertie the Bunyip = Who?
Doug King = Trawler Trash
Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker
Babs Johnson = SailorBabe
JN = Justa******