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Let's be brutally honest . . .
Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and
clever names. However, these names are often diametrically opposed to actual fact. As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names. Ole Thom = Ole Fart Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob Navigator = Lost and Landlocked Mooron = Lovelorn Loser Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash Rick = Dickhead Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged Donal = Damned Foreigner Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket Oz = Roo Rotorooter Seahag = Dockhag Katysails = Katyrarelysails Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo The Carrolls = The Stupidos James = Michael Jackson's Boy Loco = Train Retard. Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron Bart Senior = Bart Simpson Nora = Olive Oyle Gilligan = The Professor Bertie the Bunyip = Who? Doug King = Trawler Trash Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker Babs Johnson = SailorBabe JN = Justa****** |
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Let's be brutally honest . . .
I'm not landlocked.
Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and clever names. However, these names are often diametrically opposed to actual fact. As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names. Ole Thom = Ole Fart Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob Navigator = Lost and Landlocked Mooron = Lovelorn Loser Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash Rick = Dickhead Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged Donal = Damned Foreigner Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket Oz = Roo Rotorooter Seahag = Dockhag Katysails = Katyrarelysails Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo The Carrolls = The Stupidos James = Michael Jackson's Boy Loco = Train Retard. Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron Bart Senior = Bart Simpson Nora = Olive Oyle Gilligan = The Professor Bertie the Bunyip = Who? Doug King = Trawler Trash Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker Babs Johnson = SailorBabe JN = Justa****** |
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Let's be brutally honest . . .
If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back
porch you're landlocked. S.Simon "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... I'm not landlocked. Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and clever names. However, these names are often diametrically opposed to actual fact. As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names. Ole Thom = Ole Fart Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob Navigator = Lost and Landlocked Mooron = Lovelorn Loser Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash Rick = Dickhead Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged Donal = Damned Foreigner Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket Oz = Roo Rotorooter Seahag = Dockhag Katysails = Katyrarelysails Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo The Carrolls = The Stupidos James = Michael Jackson's Boy Loco = Train Retard. Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron Bart Senior = Bart Simpson Nora = Olive Oyle Gilligan = The Professor Bertie the Bunyip = Who? Doug King = Trawler Trash Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker Babs Johnson = SailorBabe JN = Justa****** |
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Let's be brutally honest . . .
Don't have a back porch.
Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back porch you're landlocked. S.Simon "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... I'm not landlocked. Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and clever names. However, these names are often diametrically opposed to actual fact. As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names. Ole Thom = Ole Fart Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob Navigator = Lost and Landlocked Mooron = Lovelorn Loser Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash Rick = Dickhead Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged Donal = Damned Foreigner Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket Oz = Roo Rotorooter Seahag = Dockhag Katysails = Katyrarelysails Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo The Carrolls = The Stupidos James = Michael Jackson's Boy Loco = Train Retard. Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron Bart Senior = Bart Simpson Nora = Olive Oyle Gilligan = The Professor Bertie the Bunyip = Who? Doug King = Trawler Trash Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker Babs Johnson = SailorBabe JN = Justa****** |
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Let's be brutally honest . . .
As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names. Seeing as how you don't like anyone here and can't find any good in = anybody, it behooves you to move on, little man.... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Let's be brutally honest . . .
I will if you will (move on, that is). I almost hurled thinking of
what if might of meant without the clarification. S.Simon "katysails" wrote in message ... Seeing as how you don't like anyone here and can't find any good in anybody, it behooves you to move on |
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Let's be brutally honest . . .
All right so everyone give up the reason for their posting name. Mine came
from '97 sailing on S/V Alvei a schooner bark. We were anchored in Papeete next to Carmac V or was it VI a huge feadship type of yacht. Alvei had just transited in stages from Porto, Portugal and looked really bad. Plus we had the biggestdeck in the harbor so we hosted all the crusing fleet parties. Word got around that the ritzy set on Carmac thought we were trash. So of course we ended the next party (always by 10PM) by lining up an doing the YMCA song complete with hand motions and chorus line kicks and ended by turning around and u hh hhh h h h imitating La Luna for a brief eclipsing moment. Next morning they were gone. After that if we pulled in somewhere and they were there . .off they would go and if they pulled in and saw us they would turn round and go somwhere else. So we adopted the title of schoonertrash, the whole crew. So then I became sloop trash, cutter trash, freighter trash (both steam and diesel). My other posting name you will see in various spots on the net is the name of the new boat. The original Centaur was named Look Far and I wanted my own name but without a change so I translated to Norwegian. Se Fjern means to look far but with a bit of mist or fog so things aren't clear. Well that was eventually true especially when I started following some one else's schedule. The good part was in acquiring a larger boat, but I think it wouldn't have been large enough, which willl allow me to carry some dive gear and so forth. But not too large so it can be handled by one person easily. The name is Se Lange which still means Look Far but with clarity. Now that fits. One who sees all by going and sees his way clearly is the Old Norse connotation. One thing is clear. . .there is plenty of room! Ok . . . . .. your turn MST |
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You Forgot One
Simple Simon - Over the hill and never had a woman.
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You Forgot One
I'm sure SS would argue that the hill he's over is the Mound of
Venus. JN wrote: Simple Simon - Over the hill and never had a woman. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
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Let's be brutally honest . . .
There you have it. The long and short of it
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