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The_navigator©
 
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Default Let's be brutally honest . . .

Don't have a back porch.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back
porch you're landlocked.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...

I'm not landlocked.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:


Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and
clever names. However, these names are often diametrically
opposed to actual fact.

As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names.


Ole Thom = Ole Fart
Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob
Navigator = Lost and Landlocked
Mooron = Lovelorn Loser
Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening
Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash
Rick = Dickhead
Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind
Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser
otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged
Donal = Damned Foreigner
Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy
Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater
Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket
Oz = Roo Rotorooter
Seahag = Dockhag
Katysails = Katyrarelysails
Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo
The Carrolls = The Stupidos
James = Michael Jackson's Boy
Loco = Train Retard.
Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs
Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron
Bart Senior = Bart Simpson
Nora = Olive Oyle
Gilligan = The Professor
Bertie the Bunyip = Who?
Doug King = Trawler Trash
Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker
Babs Johnson = SailorBabe
JN = Justa******












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Seahag
 
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Default Let's be brutally honest . . .

I'll bet Oz does!

Seahag

The_navigator© wrote:

Don't have a back porche.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back
porche you're landlocked.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message

...

I'm not landlocked.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:


Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and
clever names. However, these names are often diametrically
opposed to actual fact.

As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names.


Ole Thom = Ole Fart
Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob
Navigator = Lost and Landlocked
Mooron = Lovelorn Loser
Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening
Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash
Rick = Dickhead
Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind
Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser
otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged
Donal = Damned Foreigner
Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy
Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater
Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket
Oz = Roo Rotorooter
Seahag = Dockhag
Katysails = Katyrarelysails
Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo
The Carrolls = The Stupidos
James = Michael Jackson's Boy
Loco = Train Retard.
Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs
Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron
Bart Senior = Bart Simpson
Nora = Olive Oyle
Gilligan = The Professor
Bertie the Bunyip = Who?
Doug King = Trawler Trash
Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker
Babs Johnson = SailorBabe
JN = Justa******














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Default Let's be brutally honest . . .

I was thinking about adding the 'e' but you should capitalize the P too!

Cheers MC

Seahag wrote:

I'll bet Oz does!

Seahag

The_navigator© wrote:


Don't have a back porche.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:


If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back
porche you're landlocked.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message


...

I'm not landlocked.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:



Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and
clever names. However, these names are often diametrically
opposed to actual fact.

As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names.


Ole Thom = Ole Fart
Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob
Navigator = Lost and Landlocked
Mooron = Lovelorn Loser
Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening
Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash
Rick = Dickhead
Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind
Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser
otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged
Donal = Damned Foreigner
Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy
Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater
Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket
Oz = Roo Rotorooter
Seahag = Dockhag
Katysails = Katyrarelysails
Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo
The Carrolls = The Stupidos
James = Michael Jackson's Boy
Loco = Train Retard.
Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs
Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron
Bart Senior = Bart Simpson
Nora = Olive Oyle
Gilligan = The Professor
Bertie the Bunyip = Who?
Doug King = Trawler Trash
Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker
Babs Johnson = SailorBabe
JN = Justa******













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Default Let's be brutally honest . . .

Sour grapes?

Seahag

The_navigator© wrote in message
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I was thinking about adding the 'e' but you should capitalize the P too!

Cheers MC

Seahag wrote:

I'll bet Oz does!

Seahag

The_navigator© wrote:


Don't have a back porche.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:


If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back
porche you're landlocked.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message


...

I'm not landlocked.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:



Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and
clever names. However, these names are often diametrically
opposed to actual fact.

As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names.


Ole Thom = Ole Fart
Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob
Navigator = Lost and Landlocked
Mooron = Lovelorn Loser
Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening
Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash
Rick = Dickhead
Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind
Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser
otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged
Donal = Damned Foreigner
Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy
Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater
Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket
Oz = Roo Rotorooter
Seahag = Dockhag
Katysails = Katyrarelysails
Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo
The Carrolls = The Stupidos
James = Michael Jackson's Boy
Loco = Train Retard.
Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs
Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron
Bart Senior = Bart Simpson
Nora = Olive Oyle
Gilligan = The Professor
Bertie the Bunyip = Who?
Doug King = Trawler Trash
Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker
Babs Johnson = SailorBabe
JN = Justa******















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The_navigator©
 
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Default Let's be brutally honest . . .

C'mon you know me better than that!

Cheers MC

Seahag wrote:

Sour grapes?

Seahag

The_navigator© wrote in message
...

I was thinking about adding the 'e' but you should capitalize the P too!

Cheers MC

Seahag wrote:


I'll bet Oz does!

Seahag

The_navigator© wrote:



Don't have a back porche.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:



If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back
porche you're landlocked.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message

...


I'm not landlocked.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:




Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and
clever names. However, these names are often diametrically
opposed to actual fact.

As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names.


Ole Thom = Ole Fart
Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob
Navigator = Lost and Landlocked
Mooron = Lovelorn Loser
Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening
Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash
Rick = Dickhead
Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind
Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser
otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged
Donal = Damned Foreigner
Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy
Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater
Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket
Oz = Roo Rotorooter
Seahag = Dockhag
Katysails = Katyrarelysails
Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo
The Carrolls = The Stupidos
James = Michael Jackson's Boy
Loco = Train Retard.
Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs
Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron
Bart Senior = Bart Simpson
Nora = Olive Oyle
Gilligan = The Professor
Bertie the Bunyip = Who?
Doug King = Trawler Trash
Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker
Babs Johnson = SailorBabe
JN = Justa******















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Seahag
 
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Heeheehee


The_navigator© wrote:

C'mon you know me better than that!

Cheers MC

Seahag wrote:

Sour grapes?

Seahag

The_navigator© wrote in message
...

I was thinking about adding the 'e' but you should capitalize the P too!

Cheers MC

Seahag wrote:


I'll bet Oz does!

Seahag

The_navigator© wrote:



Don't have a back porche.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:



If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back
porche you're landlocked.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message

...


I'm not landlocked.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:




Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and
clever names. However, these names are often diametrically
opposed to actual fact.

As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names.


Ole Thom = Ole Fart
Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob
Navigator = Lost and Landlocked
Mooron = Lovelorn Loser
Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening
Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash
Rick = Dickhead
Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind
Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser
otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged
Donal = Damned Foreigner
Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy
Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater
Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket
Oz = Roo Rotorooter
Seahag = Dockhag
Katysails = Katyrarelysails
Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo
The Carrolls = The Stupidos
James = Michael Jackson's Boy
Loco = Train Retard.
Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs
Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron
Bart Senior = Bart Simpson
Nora = Olive Oyle
Gilligan = The Professor
Bertie the Bunyip = Who?
Doug King = Trawler Trash
Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker
Babs Johnson = SailorBabe
JN = Justa******















 
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