Let's be brutally honest . . .
 

"might of meant"? and I'm stupido? what a dumbass
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I will if you will (move on, that is). I almost hurled thinking of
what if might of meant without the clarification.

S.Simon


"katysails" wrote in message
...

Seeing as how you don't like anyone here and can't find any good in
anybody, it behooves you to move on

You Forgot One
 

Simpleton would suffice, I think
"JN" wrote in message
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Simple Simon - Over the hill and never had a woman.

You Forgot One
 

Simple Simon - Over the hill and never had a woman.

Aren't any hills in Florida..he's just plain, straight old...
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Let's be brutally honest . . .
 

All right so everyone give up the reason for their posting name.

I think mine is pretty self-explanatory....katy...sails....katy is the =
name Mr Sails and my Dad both call me and I sail...

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

You Forgot One
 

JN,

Simple= Dry Run; Keep the Nautical Topic

OT

Let's be brutally honest . . .
 

Guess that makes YOU landlocked. You walk off your back porch into the
mud flats of Tampa Bay.

otn (outnumbered) otnmbrd, my license plate .... at the time: 1 wife,
two daughters, 3 female cats, 4 female dogs, and a mare

Simple Simon wrote:

If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back
porch you're landlocked.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...

I'm not landlocked.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:


Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and
clever names. However, these names are often diametrically
opposed to actual fact.

As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names.


Ole Thom = Ole Fart
Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob
Navigator = Lost and Landlocked
Mooron = Lovelorn Loser
Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening
Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash
Rick = Dickhead
Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind
Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser
otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged
Donal = Damned Foreigner
Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy
Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater
Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket
Oz = Roo Rotorooter
Seahag = Dockhag
Katysails = Katyrarelysails
Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo
The Carrolls = The Stupidos
James = Michael Jackson's Boy
Loco = Train Retard.
Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs
Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron
Bart Senior = Bart Simpson
Nora = Olive Oyle
Gilligan = The Professor
Bertie the Bunyip = Who?
Doug King = Trawler Trash
Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker
Babs Johnson = SailorBabe
JN = Justa******

Let's be brutally honest . . .
 

Subject: Let's be brutally honest . . .
From: "Simple Simon"
Date: 11/18/2003 19:51 Pacific Standard Time
Message-id:

Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and
clever names. However, these names are often diametrically
opposed to actual fact.

As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names.

The only change needed on your name, would be to remove Simon, and keep it
"simple", as more befitting your mental capacity.

Shen .... short for Shenandoah. A long story, which involves a bar in Martinez,
Ca.(the Yacht Club) now renamed, and an attempt to come up with a nickname
which could easily be pronounced, drunk or sober.

Let's be brutally honest . . .
 

I'll bet Oz does!

Seahag

The_navigator© wrote:

Don't have a back porche.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back
porche you're landlocked.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

I'm not landlocked.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:


Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and
clever names. However, these names are often diametrically
opposed to actual fact.

As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names.


Ole Thom = Ole Fart
Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob
Navigator = Lost and Landlocked
Mooron = Lovelorn Loser
Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening
Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash
Rick = Dickhead
Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind
Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser
otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged
Donal = Damned Foreigner
Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy
Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater
Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket
Oz = Roo Rotorooter
Seahag = Dockhag
Katysails = Katyrarelysails
Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo
The Carrolls = The Stupidos
James = Michael Jackson's Boy
Loco = Train Retard.
Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs
Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron
Bart Senior = Bart Simpson
Nora = Olive Oyle
Gilligan = The Professor
Bertie the Bunyip = Who?
Doug King = Trawler Trash
Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker
Babs Johnson = SailorBabe
JN = Justa******

Let's be brutally honest . . .
 

I haven't given myself any name. That was my parent's job.
Your name is Neal. Instead, you pretend to be Simple. Well,
I guess that's no pretense.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and
clever names. However, these names are often diametrically
opposed to actual fact.

As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names.


Ole Thom = Ole Fart
Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob
Navigator = Lost and Landlocked
Mooron = Lovelorn Loser
Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening
Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash
Rick = Dickhead
Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind
Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser
otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged
Donal = Damned Foreigner
Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy
Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater
Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket
Oz = Roo Rotorooter
Seahag = Dockhag
Katysails = Katyrarelysails
Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo
The Carrolls = The Stupidos
James = Michael Jackson's Boy
Loco = Train Retard.
Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs
Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron
Bart Senior = Bart Simpson
Nora = Olive Oyle
Gilligan = The Professor
Bertie the Bunyip = Who?
Doug King = Trawler Trash
Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker
Babs Johnson = SailorBabe
JN = Justa******

Let's be brutally honest . . .
 

I was thinking about adding the 'e' but you should capitalize the P too!

Cheers MC

Seahag wrote:

I'll bet Oz does!

Seahag

The_navigator© wrote:


Don't have a back porche.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:


If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back
porche you're landlocked.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message

...

I'm not landlocked.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:



Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and
clever names. However, these names are often diametrically
opposed to actual fact.

As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names.


Ole Thom = Ole Fart
Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob
Navigator = Lost and Landlocked
Mooron = Lovelorn Loser
Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening
Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash
Rick = Dickhead
Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind
Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser
otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged
Donal = Damned Foreigner
Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy
Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater
Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket
Oz = Roo Rotorooter
Seahag = Dockhag
Katysails = Katyrarelysails
Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo
The Carrolls = The Stupidos
James = Michael Jackson's Boy
Loco = Train Retard.
Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs
Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron
Bart Senior = Bart Simpson
Nora = Olive Oyle
Gilligan = The Professor
Bertie the Bunyip = Who?
Doug King = Trawler Trash
Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker
Babs Johnson = SailorBabe
JN = Justa******