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Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and
clever names. However, these names are often diametrically opposed to actual fact. As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names. Ole Thom = Ole Fart Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob Navigator = Lost and Landlocked Mooron = Lovelorn Loser Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash Rick = Dickhead Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged Donal = Damned Foreigner Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket Oz = Roo Rotorooter Seahag = Dockhag Katysails = Katyrarelysails Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo The Carrolls = The Stupidos James = Michael Jackson's Boy Loco = Train Retard. Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron Bart Senior = Bart Simpson Nora = Olive Oyle Gilligan = The Professor Bertie the Bunyip = Who? Doug King = Trawler Trash Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker Babs Johnson = SailorBabe JN = Justa****** |
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I'm not landlocked.
Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and clever names. However, these names are often diametrically opposed to actual fact. As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names. Ole Thom = Ole Fart Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob Navigator = Lost and Landlocked Mooron = Lovelorn Loser Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash Rick = Dickhead Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged Donal = Damned Foreigner Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket Oz = Roo Rotorooter Seahag = Dockhag Katysails = Katyrarelysails Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo The Carrolls = The Stupidos James = Michael Jackson's Boy Loco = Train Retard. Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron Bart Senior = Bart Simpson Nora = Olive Oyle Gilligan = The Professor Bertie the Bunyip = Who? Doug King = Trawler Trash Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker Babs Johnson = SailorBabe JN = Justa****** |
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If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back
porch you're landlocked. S.Simon "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... I'm not landlocked. Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and clever names. However, these names are often diametrically opposed to actual fact. As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names. Ole Thom = Ole Fart Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob Navigator = Lost and Landlocked Mooron = Lovelorn Loser Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash Rick = Dickhead Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged Donal = Damned Foreigner Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket Oz = Roo Rotorooter Seahag = Dockhag Katysails = Katyrarelysails Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo The Carrolls = The Stupidos James = Michael Jackson's Boy Loco = Train Retard. Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron Bart Senior = Bart Simpson Nora = Olive Oyle Gilligan = The Professor Bertie the Bunyip = Who? Doug King = Trawler Trash Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker Babs Johnson = SailorBabe JN = Justa****** |
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Don't have a back porch.
Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back porch you're landlocked. S.Simon "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... I'm not landlocked. Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and clever names. However, these names are often diametrically opposed to actual fact. As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names. Ole Thom = Ole Fart Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob Navigator = Lost and Landlocked Mooron = Lovelorn Loser Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash Rick = Dickhead Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged Donal = Damned Foreigner Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket Oz = Roo Rotorooter Seahag = Dockhag Katysails = Katyrarelysails Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo The Carrolls = The Stupidos James = Michael Jackson's Boy Loco = Train Retard. Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron Bart Senior = Bart Simpson Nora = Olive Oyle Gilligan = The Professor Bertie the Bunyip = Who? Doug King = Trawler Trash Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker Babs Johnson = SailorBabe JN = Justa****** |
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As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names. Seeing as how you don't like anyone here and can't find any good in = anybody, it behooves you to move on, little man.... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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I will if you will (move on, that is). I almost hurled thinking of
what if might of meant without the clarification. S.Simon "katysails" wrote in message ... Seeing as how you don't like anyone here and can't find any good in anybody, it behooves you to move on |
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All right so everyone give up the reason for their posting name. Mine came
from '97 sailing on S/V Alvei a schooner bark. We were anchored in Papeete next to Carmac V or was it VI a huge feadship type of yacht. Alvei had just transited in stages from Porto, Portugal and looked really bad. Plus we had the biggestdeck in the harbor so we hosted all the crusing fleet parties. Word got around that the ritzy set on Carmac thought we were trash. So of course we ended the next party (always by 10PM) by lining up an doing the YMCA song complete with hand motions and chorus line kicks and ended by turning around and u hh hhh h h h imitating La Luna for a brief eclipsing moment. Next morning they were gone. After that if we pulled in somewhere and they were there . .off they would go and if they pulled in and saw us they would turn round and go somwhere else. So we adopted the title of schoonertrash, the whole crew. So then I became sloop trash, cutter trash, freighter trash (both steam and diesel). My other posting name you will see in various spots on the net is the name of the new boat. The original Centaur was named Look Far and I wanted my own name but without a change so I translated to Norwegian. Se Fjern means to look far but with a bit of mist or fog so things aren't clear. Well that was eventually true especially when I started following some one else's schedule. The good part was in acquiring a larger boat, but I think it wouldn't have been large enough, which willl allow me to carry some dive gear and so forth. But not too large so it can be handled by one person easily. The name is Se Lange which still means Look Far but with clarity. Now that fits. One who sees all by going and sees his way clearly is the Old Norse connotation. One thing is clear. . .there is plenty of room! Ok . . . . .. your turn MST |
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Simple Simon - Over the hill and never had a woman.
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I'm sure SS would argue that the hill he's over is the Mound of
Venus. JN wrote: Simple Simon - Over the hill and never had a woman. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
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There you have it. The long and short of it
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"might of meant"? and I'm stupido? what a dumbass
"Simple Simon" wrote in message ... I will if you will (move on, that is). I almost hurled thinking of what if might of meant without the clarification. S.Simon "katysails" wrote in message ... Seeing as how you don't like anyone here and can't find any good in anybody, it behooves you to move on |
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Simpleton would suffice, I think
"JN" wrote in message ... Simple Simon - Over the hill and never had a woman. |
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Simple Simon - Over the hill and never had a woman. Aren't any hills in Florida..he's just plain, straight old... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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All right so everyone give up the reason for their posting name.
I think mine is pretty self-explanatory....katy...sails....katy is the = name Mr Sails and my Dad both call me and I sail... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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JN,
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Guess that makes YOU landlocked. You walk off your back porch into the
mud flats of Tampa Bay. otn (outnumbered) otnmbrd, my license plate .... at the time: 1 wife, two daughters, 3 female cats, 4 female dogs, and a mare Simple Simon wrote: If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back porch you're landlocked. S.Simon "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... I'm not landlocked. Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and clever names. However, these names are often diametrically opposed to actual fact. As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names. Ole Thom = Ole Fart Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob Navigator = Lost and Landlocked Mooron = Lovelorn Loser Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash Rick = Dickhead Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged Donal = Damned Foreigner Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket Oz = Roo Rotorooter Seahag = Dockhag Katysails = Katyrarelysails Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo The Carrolls = The Stupidos James = Michael Jackson's Boy Loco = Train Retard. Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron Bart Senior = Bart Simpson Nora = Olive Oyle Gilligan = The Professor Bertie the Bunyip = Who? Doug King = Trawler Trash Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker Babs Johnson = SailorBabe JN = Justa****** |
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From: "Simple Simon" Date: 11/18/2003 19:51 Pacific Standard Time Message-id: Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and clever names. However, these names are often diametrically opposed to actual fact. As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names. The only change needed on your name, would be to remove Simon, and keep it "simple", as more befitting your mental capacity. Shen .... short for Shenandoah. A long story, which involves a bar in Martinez, Ca.(the Yacht Club) now renamed, and an attempt to come up with a nickname which could easily be pronounced, drunk or sober. |
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I'll bet Oz does!
Seahag The_navigator© wrote: Don't have a back porche. Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back porche you're landlocked. S.Simon "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... I'm not landlocked. Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and clever names. However, these names are often diametrically opposed to actual fact. As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names. Ole Thom = Ole Fart Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob Navigator = Lost and Landlocked Mooron = Lovelorn Loser Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash Rick = Dickhead Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged Donal = Damned Foreigner Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket Oz = Roo Rotorooter Seahag = Dockhag Katysails = Katyrarelysails Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo The Carrolls = The Stupidos James = Michael Jackson's Boy Loco = Train Retard. Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron Bart Senior = Bart Simpson Nora = Olive Oyle Gilligan = The Professor Bertie the Bunyip = Who? Doug King = Trawler Trash Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker Babs Johnson = SailorBabe JN = Justa****** |
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I haven't given myself any name. That was my parent's job.
Your name is Neal. Instead, you pretend to be Simple. Well, I guess that's no pretense. "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and clever names. However, these names are often diametrically opposed to actual fact. As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names. Ole Thom = Ole Fart Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob Navigator = Lost and Landlocked Mooron = Lovelorn Loser Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash Rick = Dickhead Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged Donal = Damned Foreigner Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket Oz = Roo Rotorooter Seahag = Dockhag Katysails = Katyrarelysails Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo The Carrolls = The Stupidos James = Michael Jackson's Boy Loco = Train Retard. Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron Bart Senior = Bart Simpson Nora = Olive Oyle Gilligan = The Professor Bertie the Bunyip = Who? Doug King = Trawler Trash Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker Babs Johnson = SailorBabe JN = Justa****** |
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I was thinking about adding the 'e' but you should capitalize the P too!
Cheers MC Seahag wrote: I'll bet Oz does! Seahag The_navigator© wrote: Don't have a back porche. Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back porche you're landlocked. S.Simon "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... I'm not landlocked. Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and clever names. However, these names are often diametrically opposed to actual fact. As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names. Ole Thom = Ole Fart Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob Navigator = Lost and Landlocked Mooron = Lovelorn Loser Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash Rick = Dickhead Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged Donal = Damned Foreigner Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket Oz = Roo Rotorooter Seahag = Dockhag Katysails = Katyrarelysails Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo The Carrolls = The Stupidos James = Michael Jackson's Boy Loco = Train Retard. Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron Bart Senior = Bart Simpson Nora = Olive Oyle Gilligan = The Professor Bertie the Bunyip = Who? Doug King = Trawler Trash Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker Babs Johnson = SailorBabe JN = Justa****** |
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Sour grapes?
Seahag The_navigator© wrote in message ... I was thinking about adding the 'e' but you should capitalize the P too! Cheers MC Seahag wrote: I'll bet Oz does! Seahag The_navigator© wrote: Don't have a back porche. Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back porche you're landlocked. S.Simon "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... I'm not landlocked. Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and clever names. However, these names are often diametrically opposed to actual fact. As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names. Ole Thom = Ole Fart Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob Navigator = Lost and Landlocked Mooron = Lovelorn Loser Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash Rick = Dickhead Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged Donal = Damned Foreigner Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket Oz = Roo Rotorooter Seahag = Dockhag Katysails = Katyrarelysails Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo The Carrolls = The Stupidos James = Michael Jackson's Boy Loco = Train Retard. Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron Bart Senior = Bart Simpson Nora = Olive Oyle Gilligan = The Professor Bertie the Bunyip = Who? Doug King = Trawler Trash Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker Babs Johnson = SailorBabe JN = Justa****** |
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Capetanios Oz wrote in message ... On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 00:23:05 -0600, "Schoonertrash" wrote: There you have it. The long and short of it Iwas gonna write an essay like yours but..... .... you prefered to have a little sneer! Regards Donal -- |
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C'mon you know me better than that!
Cheers MC Seahag wrote: Sour grapes? Seahag The_navigator© wrote in message ... I was thinking about adding the 'e' but you should capitalize the P too! Cheers MC Seahag wrote: I'll bet Oz does! Seahag The_navigator© wrote: Don't have a back porche. Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back porche you're landlocked. S.Simon "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... I'm not landlocked. Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and clever names. However, these names are often diametrically opposed to actual fact. As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names. Ole Thom = Ole Fart Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob Navigator = Lost and Landlocked Mooron = Lovelorn Loser Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash Rick = Dickhead Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged Donal = Damned Foreigner Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket Oz = Roo Rotorooter Seahag = Dockhag Katysails = Katyrarelysails Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo The Carrolls = The Stupidos James = Michael Jackson's Boy Loco = Train Retard. Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron Bart Senior = Bart Simpson Nora = Olive Oyle Gilligan = The Professor Bertie the Bunyip = Who? Doug King = Trawler Trash Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker Babs Johnson = SailorBabe JN = Justa****** |
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Heeheehee
The_navigator© wrote: C'mon you know me better than that! Cheers MC Seahag wrote: Sour grapes? Seahag The_navigator© wrote in message ... I was thinking about adding the 'e' but you should capitalize the P too! Cheers MC Seahag wrote: I'll bet Oz does! Seahag The_navigator© wrote: Don't have a back porche. Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back porche you're landlocked. S.Simon "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... I'm not landlocked. Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and clever names. However, these names are often diametrically opposed to actual fact. As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names. Ole Thom = Ole Fart Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob Navigator = Lost and Landlocked Mooron = Lovelorn Loser Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash Rick = Dickhead Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged Donal = Damned Foreigner Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket Oz = Roo Rotorooter Seahag = Dockhag Katysails = Katyrarelysails Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo The Carrolls = The Stupidos James = Michael Jackson's Boy Loco = Train Retard. Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron Bart Senior = Bart Simpson Nora = Olive Oyle Gilligan = The Professor Bertie the Bunyip = Who? Doug King = Trawler Trash Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker Babs Johnson = SailorBabe JN = Justa****** |
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Good story Mike. 1 pt.
Bart "Schoonertrash" wrote All right so everyone give up the reason for their posting name. Mine came from '97 sailing on S/V Alvei a schooner bark. We were anchored in Papeete next to Carmac V or was it VI a huge feadship type of yacht. Alvei had just transited in stages from Porto, Portugal and looked really bad. Plus we had the biggestdeck in the harbor so we hosted all the crusing fleet parties. Word got around that the ritzy set on Carmac thought we were trash. So of course we ended the next party (always by 10PM) by lining up an doing the YMCA song complete with hand motions and chorus line kicks and ended by turning around and u hh hhh h h h imitating La Luna for a brief eclipsing moment. Next morning they were gone. After that if we pulled in somewhere and they were there . .off they would go and if they pulled in and saw us they would turn round and go somwhere else. So we adopted the title of schoonertrash, the whole crew. So then I became sloop trash, cutter trash, freighter trash (both steam and diesel). My other posting name you will see in various spots on the net is the name of the new boat. The original Centaur was named Look Far and I wanted my own name but without a change so I translated to Norwegian. Se Fjern means to look far but with a bit of mist or fog so things aren't clear. Well that was eventually true especially when I started following some one else's schedule. The good part was in acquiring a larger boat, but I think it wouldn't have been large enough, which willl allow me to carry some dive gear and so forth. But not too large so it can be handled by one person easily. The name is Se Lange which still means Look Far but with clarity. Now that fits. One who sees all by going and sees his way clearly is the Old Norse connotation. One thing is clear. . .there is plenty of room! Ok . . . . .. your turn MST |
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Funny one Neal. 1/2 pt.
"Simple Simon" wrote As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names. Ole Thom = Ole Fart Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob Navigator = Lost and Landlocked Mooron = Lovelorn Loser Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash Rick = Dickhead Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged Donal = Damned Foreigner Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket Oz = Roo Rotorooter Seahag = Dockhag Katysails = Katyrarelysails Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo The Carrolls = The Stupidos James = Michael Jackson's Boy Loco = Train Retard. Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron Bart Senior = Bart Simpson Nora = Olive Oyle Gilligan = The Professor Bertie the Bunyip = Who? Doug King = Trawler Trash Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker Babs Johnson = SailorBabe JN = Justa****** |
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