It has very disturbing implications when somebody who
has the nerve to call himself a sailor ends up being so
lovelorn that he pens the following hodgepodge of
feminine mystique.

"... a Muskox hide... deliriously soft and comfortable... the sensation that
can only be appreciated on actual contact. It envelopes you in warmth,
luxury and delicious sensuality. An ice bucket stuffed with champagne and
the primal fervor evoked from a crackling fire... hypnotic and evoking. An
ice age cold that encompasses the wilderness, staved by the penetrating
warmth of a gentle caress. Wicked nothings whispered against the wind's
howling screams of protest beyond the log cabin door. Sensations, Seductions
and Sweet excess!

"To be nowhere and everywhere.....

"See what happens when the sea mends me in her icy grip..... I am once more
at one!"

More like, once more sounding more of a wuss than any sane
man would portray himself as.

Allow me to set the author straight. Real men don't chase
women. If any woman is not chasing a man she's interested
in then she's not worth wasting time on. Women shop. Women
chose.

Any man who makes a public fool of himself by penning and
posting such weakness as evidenced by the quoted material
above will only attract the type of woman who is not even
worth the time it takes for her to orally satisfy him.

It is not any man's job to grovel at the feet of a woman as
the author of the above humiliation did. It is a woman's
destiny to grovel at the feet of a man. A man who grovels
makes a woman out of himself. When a woman chooses a man
for herself she should be made to grovel as this is what
she is destined to do. The woman chooses but the man
makes the choice a challenge and rewarding in the end
by making the woman really work for her choice. Why
have men stopped realizing this in the last several
generations?

What's worse is when the author of the above embarrassment
attempts to portray himself as a manly man by saying such thing
as "treat your crew with disdain and other vessels with disgust."
Oh, the hypocrisy. Oh, the insanity. Oh, the futility.

What ever happened to men being men? Why is it that men aren't
even ashamed of being weak little pussies anymore? What has
happened to pervert the natural order of things?

S.Simon