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Well open the doors and windows and stiffen up your spine man.
Cheers MC Capt. Mooron wrote: Once the cold sets in the synaptic firing sequence will be sharper. Till then I'll adjust the fuel mixture with liberal doses of Overproof Rum. CM "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... | As I said, your brain is turning to mush! | | :-)))))))) | | Cheers MC | | Capt. Mooron wrote: | | You agree with Neal.... that's classy there MC! :-) | | CM | | "The_navigator©" wrote in message | ... | | I agree. Women should chase men and only the weak or love lorn pen | | poetry. I said Mooron's brain was turning to mush. | | | | Cheer | | | | Simple Simon wrote: | | | | It has very disturbing implications when somebody who | | has the nerve to call himself a sailor ends up being so | | lovelorn that he pens the following hodgepodge of | | feminine mystique. | | | | "... a Muskox hide... deliriously soft and comfortable... the sensation | that | | can only be appreciated on actual contact. It envelopes you in warmth, | | luxury and delicious sensuality. An ice bucket stuffed with champagne | and | | the primal fervor evoked from a crackling fire... hypnotic and evoking. | An | | ice age cold that encompasses the wilderness, staved by the penetrating | | warmth of a gentle caress. Wicked nothings whispered against the wind's | | howling screams of protest beyond the log cabin door. Sensations, | Seductions | | and Sweet excess! | | | | "To be nowhere and everywhere..... | | | | "See what happens when the sea mends me in her icy grip..... I am once | more | | at one!" | | | | More like, once more sounding more of a wuss than any sane | | man would portray himself as. | | | | Allow me to set the author straight. Real men don't chase | | women. If any woman is not chasing a man she's interested | | in then she's not worth wasting time on. Women shop. Women | | chose. | | | | Any man who makes a public fool of himself by penning and | | posting such weakness as evidenced by the quoted material | | above will only attract the type of woman who is not even | | worth the time it takes for her to orally satisfy him. | | | | It is not any man's job to grovel at the feet of a woman as | | the author of the above humiliation did. It is a woman's | | destiny to grovel at the feet of a man. A man who grovels | | makes a woman out of himself. When a woman chooses a man | | for herself she should be made to grovel as this is what | | she is destined to do. The woman chooses but the man | | makes the choice a challenge and rewarding in the end | | by making the woman really work for her choice. Why | | have men stopped realizing this in the last several | | generations? | | | | What's worse is when the author of the above embarrassment | | attempts to portray himself as a manly man by saying such thing | | as "treat your crew with disdain and other vessels with disgust." | | Oh, the hypocrisy. Oh, the insanity. Oh, the futility. | | | | What ever happened to men being men? Why is it that men aren't | | even ashamed of being weak little pussies anymore? What has | | happened to pervert the natural order of things? | | | | S.Simon | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |