I don't do poetry.... and you are sounding Gayer with every post Neal!

Mauve cushions inspired the the "Designer Guys"... speaking out on Gay
"rights"!

Good gawd.... what's next?

Heh.... you're not jealous of me at all are you.... you're jealous of LP!!!
Is that it Neal? Have you got a gay crush on me??

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaa!!!


CM



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| What, no poetry for me???
|
| S.Simon
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| Bwahahahahahahahaaaa...... you can't even get laid by Ann Coulter and
she's
| been known to do anyone with a conservative viewpoint!
| What's you're problem Cappy?..... can't get it up unless you smell
plastic
| and it squeaks? Are you suffering senile erectile dysfunction?
| I'd hate to grow old like you.... with a malfunctioning towel rack
and a
| bad attitude. ****ed off at the world because you couldn't get laid for
| money.... since you are incapable of performing the function. You
should
| get one of those hand pump inserts so you can inflate your phallus and
get a
| better attitude.
|
| I bet you can't remember the last time you woke up with a boner.... and
I
| bet your cat is grateful for it.
|
| You fin keel sailin' limp dick! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| | LP (you ignorant slut - SNL),
| |
| | I'll have you know that Ann's next book is going to be
| | named "Sedition". I emailed her the following and she
| | was very impressed at my conservative views even more
| | clear and concise than hers. Ann asked if I would mind
| | if she used the idea and the name 'Sedition' for a
| | future best-selling book and I said I'd be honored.
| |
| |
| | SELECTIVE SEDITION
| |
| | Democrat party leaders are base masters in the art of selective
sedition.
| |
| | sedition \si-di-shen\ n : the causing of discontent, insurrection, or
| resistance
| | against a government
| |
| | I say 'selective' sedition because these base masters of
anti-Americanism
| ply
| | their trade selectively, i.e. against their opponents when their
opponents
| are in
| | the majority but not against their own when their own are in power -
even
| when
| | their own are convicted criminals.
| |
| | As Geekogal's thoroughly debunked "Impeach GW Bush" post demonstrates
| | it is easy to foment sedition. All it takes is to have the liberal
media
| spout the
| | liberal Democrat demagoguery day in and day out and those who have
busy
| | lives start to believe because they don't take the time to do any
| independent
| | research that would expose the lies. They watch television and
consider
| | themselves informed. It is a sad state of affairs that so many who
have
| access
| | to the Internet where the truth can be gleaned totally ignore the
Internet
| as a
| | superior source of unbiased information. I suppose it is easier to
become
| | a mindless automaton.
| |
| | Seditious posts like the aforementioned are one result of this
| self-enforced
| | ignorance. It is a fact that negativism and the spouting of gloom and
doom
| is
| | always easier than a positive outlook and working hard to live a
| constructive
| | and productive life to ensure an optimistic future. But, liberal
Democrat
| leaders
| | have been using negativism and gloom and for decades as a political
means
| | to an end - their gaining and retaining political power.
Unfortunately,
| they have
| | a readily available and sizeable audience of those who embody moral
and
| | intellectual turpitude.
| |
| | How any man or woman can claim to be a patriotic American while
engaging
| in
| | sedition based solely on lies and political depravity can justify such
| treasonous
| | activity and not realize their folly and ignorance does not speak well
for
| the future
| | of America. The same people who complain the loudest about their
personal
| | plight take no personal responsibility for said plight. Rather, they
work
| to make
| | matters worse by seditious actions based solely on animosity combined
with
| | ignorance
| |
| | The "I hate George W. Bush" crowd is motivated by humiliation at
having
| been
| | defeated in the 2000 presidential election and in the 2002 general
| elections. The
| | humiliation they feel has been turned into hatred by liberal Democrat
| leadership.
| | The hatred is expressed in posts such as the aforementioned which are
| | predicable in their inanity. There is a reliance on the same, old,
tired
| lies which
| | are so easily exposed and debunked. It's as if the entire liberal
crowd is
| a bunch
| | of masochists. I think they actually enjoy taking a beating and I
think
| their liberal
| | Democrat masters enjoy watching their beating.
| |
| | When their impeached former President William Jefferson Clinton was
| engaged
| | in his lawbreaking ways the liberals supported him totally. They said
| leave him
| | alone, what he does with his personal life is his own business. When
he
| was
| | convicted of perjury and suborning of witnesses these same liberals
| claimed it
| | was only the result of a vast conservative conspiracy. A proven and
| convicted
| | liar remains in their good graces.There were no seditious statements
from
| them
| | against their man.
| |
| | But, look what they have perpetrated against the object of their
hatred,
| President
| | George W. Bush. They have engaged in sedition the moment he set foot
in
| the
| | White House. They hate him so much they are willing and working to
destroy
| the
| | economy, the public morale and the country as a whole as a means of
| payback.
| | Now, some camp followers like Geekogal are yelling "impeach him" over
an
| | oversight made by a Clinton appointee, Democrat George Tenet, director
of
| the
| | CIA.
| |
| | Wasted lies, wasted lives and wasted happiness is the result of
liberal
| selective
| | sedition. There is nothing that can be said about it in a positive
light.
| Those who
| | engage in it knowingly and maliciously are traitors and need to be
hauled
| off, tried
| | for treason and jailed as examples of traitors working to overthrow
this
| great and
| | proud country and those of us with gonads enough to support her.
| |
| | "It is my opinion that a man should not
| | mince words just to spare the sensibilities
| | of the thin-skinned or the ignorant." --Capt. Neal
| |
| |
| |
| | "Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| news:FkYtb.6046$n23.4890@okepread02...
| | You close you old trap, Neal. You wouldn't want me to sent out my
| attorney
| | to your moored boat, would you? (BTW, Ann Coulter is too busy to
mess
| with
| | you, so forget it!)
| |
| | LP
| |
| | "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| | ...
| |
| |
| | Your 'cutsey' remarks are cute in your own mind only.
| |
| | Please go away. You add NOTHING to this group.
| |
| | S.Simon
| |
| |
| | "katysails" wrote in message
| | ...
| | BTW have you noticed that the clone is far from perfect, must have
| | been a US made petri dish
| |
| | More likely from Auckland.
| |
| | --
| | katysails
| | s/v Chanteuse
| | Kirie Elite 32
| | http://katysails.tripod.com
| |
| | "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
| relax
| | and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|
|

I thought so. Booby's Alien Girls pale in comparison
so he's jealous. . .

BTW, Ann promised she would go sailing with me
sometime in the future. She finds real sailors attractive,
especially conservative sailors. I guess that leaves you
out on two counts.

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Just to LP and her pony boy Mooron wrong here is a
link to proof positive . . . Notice the satisfied look on
her face.

Hey, Pinhead, how about a sailing post!
What a loser you are!

RB

You don't do poetry????? Ya coulda fooled me . . .

What do you call this? Bwahahahahhahahahahah!

| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
|
| ... a Muskox hide... deliriously soft and comfortable... the sensation
that
| can only be appreciated on actual contact. It envelopes you in warmth,
| luxury and delicious sensuality. An ice bucket stuffed with champagne
and
| the primal fervor evoked from a crackling fire... hypnotic and evoking.
An
| ice age cold that encompasses the wilderness, staved by the penetrating
| warmth of a gentle caress. Wicked nothings whispered against the wind's
| howling screams of protest beyond the log cabin door. Sensations,
Seductions
| and Sweet excess!
|
| To be nowhere and everywhere.....
|
| See what happens when the sea mends me in her icy grip..... I am once
more
| at one!
|
| CM

BTW, Ann promised she would go sailing with me
sometime in the future.

You mean "mooring with you sometime."

RB

That ain't poetry Neal... that's just excellent manipulation of our written
language.
Something you failed to grasp let alone master.

This is poetry:

This is my poem about a skunk
That little black & white punk
When he gets mad he stinks .. Phew!
If you don't run you might turn Blue.

by Capt Mooron (circa 1963)
[written many years ago when I was in grade 3]

CM


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| You don't do poetry????? Ya coulda fooled me . . .
|
| What do you call this? Bwahahahahhahahahahah!
|
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| |
| | ... a Muskox hide... deliriously soft and comfortable... the
sensation
| that
| | can only be appreciated on actual contact. It envelopes you in
warmth,
| | luxury and delicious sensuality. An ice bucket stuffed with
champagne
| and
| | the primal fervor evoked from a crackling fire... hypnotic and
evoking.
| An
| | ice age cold that encompasses the wilderness, staved by the
penetrating
| | warmth of a gentle caress. Wicked nothings whispered against the
wind's
| | howling screams of protest beyond the log cabin door. Sensations,
| Seductions
| | and Sweet excess!
| |
| | To be nowhere and everywhere.....
| |
| | See what happens when the sea mends me in her icy grip..... I am
once
| more
| | at one!
| |
| | CM
|
|
|

.... and you're still masturbating to pin-ups that wouldn't give you the time
of day in real life.

Cappy's theme song is "I feel like a Woman" by that great Canadian
talent.... Shania Twain!!

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| I thought so. Booby's Alien Girls pale in comparison
| so he's jealous. . .
|
| BTW, Ann promised she would go sailing with me
| sometime in the future. She finds real sailors attractive,
| especially conservative sailors. I guess that leaves you
| out on two counts.
|
| S.Simon
|
|
| "Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Just to LP and her pony boy Mooron wrong here is a
| link to proof positive . . . Notice the satisfied look on
| her face.
|
| Hey, Pinhead, how about a sailing post!
| What a loser you are!
|
| RB
|
|

What do you call this? Bwahahahahhahahahahah

Consonatuon and alliteration...Dob't you usually profess to have an =
advanced degree in English? Must be from some 3rd world country...
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

It's poetry. Poetry doesn't have to rhyme don'tcha know?

S.Simon


"katysails" wrote in message ...

What do you call this? Bwahahahahhahahahahah

Consonatuon and alliteration...Dob't you usually profess to have an advanced degree in English? Must be from some 3rd world
country...
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

Cappy's theme song is "I feel like a Woman" by that great Canadian
talent.... Shania Twain!!


I should think a guy like you who likes getting naked and
rolling around on a musk ox pelt knows what it feels like
being a woman or at least thinking like one.

You should be ashamed. LP caused you to look like a wimp
and a lovelorn fool. You never see real sailors groveling
at the feet of any woman. I am dealing with LP the way
a real man deals with intrusive and uppity women butting
in where they don't belong. You're just upset because
compared to me you're a desperate, clutching worm.

S.Simon

"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
BTW, Ann promised she would go sailing with me
sometime in the future.

You mean "mooring with you sometime."

Much more attractive a proposition than "Yarding
for the winter on Bobsprit's wife's boat".

S.Simon