"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

Cappy's theme song is "I feel like a Woman" by that great Canadian
talent.... Shania Twain!!


I should think a guy like you who likes getting naked and
rolling around on a musk ox pelt knows what it feels like
being a woman or at least thinking like one.

You should be ashamed. LP caused you to look like a wimp
and a lovelorn fool. You never see real sailors groveling
at the feet of any woman. I am dealing with LP the way
a real man deals with intrusive and uppity women butting
in where they don't belong. You're just upset because
compared to me you're a desperate, clutching worm.

S.Simon