Just to LP and her pony boy Mooron wrong here is a
link to proof positive . . . Notice the satisfied look on
her face.

http://captneal.homestead.com/files/coulter3.jpg


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Bwahahahahahahahaaaa...... you can't even get laid by Ann Coulter and she's
been known to do anyone with a conservative viewpoint!
What's you're problem Cappy?..... can't get it up unless you smell plastic
and it squeaks? Are you suffering senile erectile dysfunction?
I'd hate to grow old like you.... with a malfunctioning towel rack and a
bad attitude. ****ed off at the world because you couldn't get laid for
money.... since you are incapable of performing the function. You should
get one of those hand pump inserts so you can inflate your phallus and get a
better attitude.

I bet you can't remember the last time you woke up with a boner.... and I
bet your cat is grateful for it.

You fin keel sailin' limp dick! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaa

CM

Just to LP and her pony boy Mooron wrong here is a
link to proof positive . . . Notice the satisfied look on
her face.

Hey, Pinhead, how about a sailing post!
What a loser you are!

RB

I thought so. Booby's Alien Girls pale in comparison
so he's jealous. . .

BTW, Ann promised she would go sailing with me
sometime in the future. She finds real sailors attractive,
especially conservative sailors. I guess that leaves you
out on two counts.

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Just to LP and her pony boy Mooron wrong here is a
link to proof positive . . . Notice the satisfied look on
her face.

Hey, Pinhead, how about a sailing post!
What a loser you are!

RB

BTW, Ann promised she would go sailing with me
sometime in the future.

You mean "mooring with you sometime."

RB

"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
BTW, Ann promised she would go sailing with me
sometime in the future.

You mean "mooring with you sometime."

Much more attractive a proposition than "Yarding
for the winter on Bobsprit's wife's boat".

S.Simon

.... and you're still masturbating to pin-ups that wouldn't give you the time
of day in real life.

Cappy's theme song is "I feel like a Woman" by that great Canadian
talent.... Shania Twain!!

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| I thought so. Booby's Alien Girls pale in comparison
| so he's jealous. . .
|
| BTW, Ann promised she would go sailing with me
| sometime in the future. She finds real sailors attractive,
| especially conservative sailors. I guess that leaves you
| out on two counts.
|
| S.Simon
|
|
| "Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Just to LP and her pony boy Mooron wrong here is a
| link to proof positive . . . Notice the satisfied look on
| her face.
|
| Hey, Pinhead, how about a sailing post!
| What a loser you are!
|
| RB
|
|

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

Cappy's theme song is "I feel like a Woman" by that great Canadian
talent.... Shania Twain!!


I should think a guy like you who likes getting naked and
rolling around on a musk ox pelt knows what it feels like
being a woman or at least thinking like one.

You should be ashamed. LP caused you to look like a wimp
and a lovelorn fool. You never see real sailors groveling
at the feet of any woman. I am dealing with LP the way
a real man deals with intrusive and uppity women butting
in where they don't belong. You're just upset because
compared to me you're a desperate, clutching worm.

S.Simon

Simple Simon wrote of Mooron:

You should be ashamed. LP caused you to look like a wimp
and a lovelorn fool.

True

You never see real sailors groveling
at the feet of any woman.

True

I am dealing with LP the way
a real man deals with intrusive and uppity women butting
in where they don't belong.

....

You're just upset because
compared to me you're a desperate, clutching worm.


It certainly seemes that way.

Cheers MC