Simple Simon wrote:

You ever gamble in Las Vegas?

You should because you could go there and
drop a million dollars at the Blackjack table
while winning a thousand bucks and you would tell
everybody you went to Vegas and won a thousand
bucks gambling.

Hopelessly stupid is what you are.

I sometimes envy that happy attitude. There are others who could win a
million and whine over the 1000 lost doing it.