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What? Your reading comprehension has dropped to an all time low?

LP

"The_navigator©" wrote:
Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once?

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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| I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me as

a
| child...

Grace and Wit...... now all I need is a big bag of cash, several

yachts, a
seaside mansion in Sydney, a Greek Captain's hat, Rolex, Ferrari and you

on
my arm to rival Ozzy!

Where did I put that lottery ticket? ;-)

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He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish it.....
sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz
experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent
discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of
attracting a woman.

CM



"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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| What? Your reading comprehension has dropped to an all time low?
|
| LP
|
| "The_navigator©" wrote:
| Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once?
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| news:TUYnb.58304$B_2.26050@okepread02...
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| | I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me
as
| a
| | child...
|
| Grace and Wit...... now all I need is a big bag of cash, several
| yachts, a
| seaside mansion in Sydney, a Greek Captain's hat, Rolex, Ferrari and
you
| on
| my arm to rival Ozzy!
|
| Where did I put that lottery ticket? ;-)
|
| CM
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news
He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish it.....
sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz
experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent
discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of
attracting a woman.


I've had more women than you've had cooties! For the most part
today's women have little or nothing to offer other than a grasping
desperation for a free ride and a secure future. They have raised
leeching to an art. They expect to ration out a little pussy once in
a while as if it was worth ten grand an ounce.

S.Simon


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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news
He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish it.....
sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz
experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent
discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of
attracting a woman.


I've had more women than you've had cooties! For the most part
today's women have little or nothing to offer other than a grasping
desperation for a free ride and a secure future. They have raised
leeching to an art. They expect to ration out a little pussy once in
a while as if it was worth ten grand an ounce.

S.Simon


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I've had more women than you've had cooties!

More women with cooties I'd say.


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Neal, if you believe this, you're living in an ant hill.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

news
He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish

it.....
sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz
experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent
discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of
attracting a woman.


I've had more women than you've had cooties! For the most part
today's women have little or nothing to offer other than a grasping
desperation for a free ride and a secure future. They have raised
leeching to an art. They expect to ration out a little pussy once in
a while as if it was worth ten grand an ounce.

S.Simon




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There's not a single ant on my boat.

S.Simon


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
Neal, if you believe this, you're living in an ant hill.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

news
He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish

it.....
sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz
experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent
discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of
attracting a woman.


I've had more women than you've had cooties! For the most part
today's women have little or nothing to offer other than a grasping
desperation for a free ride and a secure future. They have raised
leeching to an art. They expect to ration out a little pussy once in
a while as if it was worth ten grand an ounce.

S.Simon






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At least I 'strive' to be comical -I guess being comical just isn't
natural for me -unlike you eh?

:-P

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish it.....
sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz
experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent
discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of
attracting a woman.

CM



"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:OuGob.69097$B_2.21517@okepread02...
| What? Your reading comprehension has dropped to an all time low?
|
| LP
|
| "The_navigator©" wrote:
| Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once?
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| news:TUYnb.58304$B_2.26050@okepread02...
|
| | I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me
as
| a
| | child...
|
| Grace and Wit...... now all I need is a big bag of cash, several
| yachts, a
| seaside mansion in Sydney, a Greek Captain's hat, Rolex, Ferrari and
you
| on
| my arm to rival Ozzy!
|
| Where did I put that lottery ticket? ;-)
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
|
|



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There is a form of wit called repartee. Perhaps a little to advanced for
you?

Cheers MC

Lady Pilot wrote:

What? Your reading comprehension has dropped to an all time low?

LP

"The_navigator©" wrote:

Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once?

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:TUYnb.58304$B_2.26050@okepread02...

| I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me as


a

| child...

Grace and Wit...... now all I need is a big bag of cash, several


yachts, a

seaside mansion in Sydney, a Greek Captain's hat, Rolex, Ferrari and you


on

my arm to rival Ozzy!

Where did I put that lottery ticket? ;-)

CM







 
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