"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news
He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish it.....
sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz
experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent
discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of
attracting a woman.

I've had more women than you've had cooties! For the most part
today's women have little or nothing to offer other than a grasping
desperation for a free ride and a secure future. They have raised
leeching to an art. They expect to ration out a little pussy once in
a while as if it was worth ten grand an ounce.

S.Simon

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news
He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish it.....
sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz
experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent
discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of
attracting a woman.

I've had more women than you've had cooties! For the most part
today's women have little or nothing to offer other than a grasping
desperation for a free ride and a secure future. They have raised
leeching to an art. They expect to ration out a little pussy once in
a while as if it was worth ten grand an ounce.

S.Simon

I've had more women than you've had cooties!

More women with cooties I'd say.


RB

Neal, if you believe this, you're living in an ant hill.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news
He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish
it.....
sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz
experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent
discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of
attracting a woman.

I've had more women than you've had cooties! For the most part
today's women have little or nothing to offer other than a grasping
desperation for a free ride and a secure future. They have raised
leeching to an art. They expect to ration out a little pussy once in
a while as if it was worth ten grand an ounce.

S.Simon

There's not a single ant on my boat.

S.Simon


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
Neal, if you believe this, you're living in an ant hill.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news
He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish
it.....
sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz
experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent
discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of
attracting a woman.

I've had more women than you've had cooties! For the most part
today's women have little or nothing to offer other than a grasping
desperation for a free ride and a secure future. They have raised
leeching to an art. They expect to ration out a little pussy once in
a while as if it was worth ten grand an ounce.

S.Simon

There is a form of wit called repartee. Perhaps a little to advanced for
you?

Cheers MC

Lady Pilot wrote:

What? Your reading comprehension has dropped to an all time low?

LP

"The_navigator©" wrote:

Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once?

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:TUYnb.58304$B_2.26050@okepread02...

| I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me as

a

| child...

Grace and Wit...... now all I need is a big bag of cash, several

yachts, a

seaside mansion in Sydney, a Greek Captain's hat, Rolex, Ferrari and you

on

my arm to rival Ozzy!

Where did I put that lottery ticket? ;-)

CM

At least I 'strive' to be comical -I guess being comical just isn't
natural for me -unlike you eh?

:-P

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish it.....
sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz
experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent
discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of
attracting a woman.

CM



"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:OuGob.69097$B_2.21517@okepread02...
| What? Your reading comprehension has dropped to an all time low?
|
| LP
|
| "The_navigator©" wrote:
| Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once?
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| news:TUYnb.58304$B_2.26050@okepread02...
|
| | I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me
as
| a
| | child...
|
| Grace and Wit...... now all I need is a big bag of cash, several
| yachts, a
| seaside mansion in Sydney, a Greek Captain's hat, Rolex, Ferrari and
you
| on
| my arm to rival Ozzy!
|
| Where did I put that lottery ticket? ;-)
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
|
|

It would seem your short term memory is failing OZ. Let me help you. LP
suggested (masturbatory) white spots on cushions then you talked about
you wife making sailors blush when she 'let fly'. The question what is
she letting fly -after all, yours was an incomplete sentence with many
possible connotations -given thread context...

Now buck up and pay attention! I'd say the IQ dropped since LP posted!
Look at CM -childish witless responses. CN reduced to spitting matches,
Boob well, no change and now you?

Cheers MC

The Captains Nemesis wrote:

On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 11:34:36 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote:


Let what fly exactly?

Cheers MC


You bee iradiated or something MC, your IQ seems to have dropped.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

LP is only a good reason for me to tell the world how
fake that person is. What you call a spitting match I
call explaining the facts.

Now, explain to me why your every other post is
centered around somebody unworthy of you?

I do agree with about Mooron, however. The man
continues to embarrass himself with his skirt-chasing
of a newsgroup persona. He has been reduced to
wallowing in self-imposed pools of drools over a
fantasy woman. Pathetic!

On the other hand, I treat LP the way she deserves
to be treated. She gets the back of my hand. She
deserves no better treatment until she loses her
fraudulent stage act and learns at least a little bit
about sailing. As it stands only Rick knows less.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...
It would seem your short term memory is failing OZ. Let me help you. LP
suggested (masturbatory) white spots on cushions then you talked about
you wife making sailors blush when she 'let fly'. The question what is
she letting fly -after all, yours was an incomplete sentence with many
possible connotations -given thread context...

Now buck up and pay attention! I'd say the IQ dropped since LP posted!
Look at CM -childish witless responses. CN reduced to spitting matches,
Boob well, no change and now you?

Cheers MC

The Captains Nemesis wrote:

On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 11:34:36 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote:


Let what fly exactly?

Cheers MC


You bee iradiated or something MC, your IQ seems to have dropped.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

You are of course correct and I see the truth in your response. Perhaps
driven by the same ideals that you espouse, I try to get people like CM
and OZ to shape up but at times it seems an endless task. As soon as the
merest whiff of estrogen comes from the computer screen they loll about
like witless dogs with saliva dripping off their lolling tongues. Such
base display saddens me greatly and so I try to remind them of their
higher sailors purpose. Am I really just wasting my time?

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:
LP is only a good reason for me to tell the world how
fake that person is. What you call a spitting match I
call explaining the facts.

Now, explain to me why your every other post is
centered around somebody unworthy of you?

I do agree with about Mooron, however. The man
continues to embarrass himself with his skirt-chasing
of a newsgroup persona. He has been reduced to
wallowing in self-imposed pools of drools over a
fantasy woman. Pathetic!

On the other hand, I treat LP the way she deserves
to be treated. She gets the back of my hand. She
deserves no better treatment until she loses her
fraudulent stage act and learns at least a little bit
about sailing. As it stands only Rick knows less.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...

It would seem your short term memory is failing OZ. Let me help you. LP
suggested (masturbatory) white spots on cushions then you talked about
you wife making sailors blush when she 'let fly'. The question what is
she letting fly -after all, yours was an incomplete sentence with many
possible connotations -given thread context...

Now buck up and pay attention! I'd say the IQ dropped since LP posted!
Look at CM -childish witless responses. CN reduced to spitting matches,
Boob well, no change and now you?

Cheers MC

The Captains Nemesis wrote:


On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 11:34:36 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote:



Let what fly exactly?

Cheers MC


You bee iradiated or something MC, your IQ seems to have dropped.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.