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katysails October 16th 03 12:15 AM

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I'm just 15 minutes away, closer than most of you...I win again!!!!!

In order to win, there has to be a contest. In order for there to e a =
contest there has to be contestants. Since I have nothing to prove, I =
am not a contestant. Therefore, you have won nothing.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails October 16th 03 12:18 AM

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You can have second. As of today, Mike and I will tie with Haggie for
first.

Yours has masts. Haggie's has to step back until they get rigged. Have =
a safe trip, Barb. Make sure you take along enough Imodium.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails October 16th 03 12:20 AM

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I forgot entirely that one of my boats is about 30' away in the barn. =
That's about a 45 second walk at the most. =20

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Horvath October 16th 03 12:44 AM

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On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 14:14:09 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
So? We live 45 minutes away from the boat

I'm just 15 minutes away, closer than most of you...I win again!!!!!


Are we having a contest to find out who lives nearest their boat?


You'd all lose. My neighbor (at the yacht club), lives about 100 ft.
from his boat.

How many people can walk to their boat?



Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Simple Simon October 16th 03 12:57 AM

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A real sailor dinghies to his boat.

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 14:14:09 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
So? We live 45 minutes away from the boat

I'm just 15 minutes away, closer than most of you...I win again!!!!!


Are we having a contest to find out who lives nearest their boat?


You'd all lose. My neighbor (at the yacht club), lives about 100 ft.
from his boat.

How many people can walk to their boat?



Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.




Jonathan Ganz October 16th 03 01:30 AM

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For some of your bulk, this seems crowded.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Not true! You can get across the street to another parking spot
(assuming you're up early enough to "win").

I'm in a private two car garage. And my club has it's own parking.

RB




Jonathan Ganz October 16th 03 01:31 AM

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Not you for sure... you have to roll to get to it.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 14:14:09 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
So? We live 45 minutes away from the boat

I'm just 15 minutes away, closer than most of you...I win again!!!!!


Are we having a contest to find out who lives nearest their boat?


You'd all lose. My neighbor (at the yacht club), lives about 100 ft.
from his boat.

How many people can walk to their boat?



Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.




Jonathan Ganz October 16th 03 01:31 AM

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What exactly are you "winning" ???

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Seems to me that your non-
contest mentality indicates that you lose big time once again.

Your boat is 1.5 hours away.
I win!

RB




Capt. Mooron October 16th 03 01:32 AM

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Who you talkin' bout Willis?????

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
| These people you've listed were in here all summer, even on the weekends
when I
| certainly rarely posted. Some of those names REFUSE to even show a pic of
their
| boat!
| What a joke.
|
| RB



Capt. Mooron October 16th 03 01:36 AM

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"Horvath" wrote in message
| How many people can walk to their boat?

Most of them....

CM



SAIL LOCO October 16th 03 03:12 AM

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I live in Queens, in Kew Gardens.

We are sorry.


S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

The_navigator© October 16th 03 05:37 AM

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Except me in my wheelchair (according to Jax)!

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Horvath" wrote in message
| How many people can walk to their boat?

Most of them....

CM




Donal October 16th 03 12:33 PM

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"katysails" wrote in message
...
I'm just 15 minutes away, closer than most of you...I win again!!!!!


In order to win, there has to be a contest. In order for there to e a
contest there has to be contestants. Since I have nothing to prove, I am
not a contestant. Therefore, you have won nothing.

That means that Katy wins!!


Regards

Donal
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Martin Baxter October 16th 03 12:51 PM

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Donal wrote:

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Donal wrote:
--


Hey Donal, my boat is about 75 meters from my front door, do I win the
Kewpie doll?


I'm afraid that there's no contest. You beat Bobsprit by a mile - or 15!!!

Then again, we *all* beat Bob!


Then again, why would anyone want to beat Bob? Setting the bar kinda low
don't you think?

Cheers
Marty

Martin Baxter October 16th 03 12:54 PM

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The navigator© wrote:

Except me in my wheelchair (according to Jax)!

Cheers MC


According to Jax I'm an IT guy for a high school on Staten Is., that
puts me about 600 miles away from my boat!

Cheers
Marty

Thom Stewart October 16th 03 04:01 PM

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Marty,

You may have found Jax's Gulf Stream

OT


Lady Sailor October 16th 03 09:33 PM

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Right, I forgot about Haggy's rigging. Guess that puts us at the top.

Thanks Katy, we'll do our best to have a safe "fun" trip. The boat has been
gone through and all is in good working order with the addition, replacement
and upgrades of a lot of our equipment. We are also taking along two crew
for the trip to Puerto Vallarta so we can get some sleep on the long
passages. Then, just the two of us will take her down to Zihuatanejo to
meet up with friends for Christmas. At least that's the plan today. We'll
see what the weather says when we get that far.

Imodium, bug spray, sun screen and a whole shelf full of other elixers to
keep us happy and comfortable.

Lady B.

"katysails" wrote:

Yours has masts. Haggie's has to step back until they get rigged. Have a

safe trip, Barb. Make sure you take along
enough Imodium.





Simple Simon October 16th 03 10:17 PM

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Wishing you a safe and happy trip as well.

S.Simon


"Lady Sailor" wrote in message ...
Right, I forgot about Haggy's rigging. Guess that puts us at the top.

Thanks Katy, we'll do our best to have a safe "fun" trip. The boat has been
gone through and all is in good working order with the addition, replacement
and upgrades of a lot of our equipment. We are also taking along two crew
for the trip to Puerto Vallarta so we can get some sleep on the long
passages. Then, just the two of us will take her down to Zihuatanejo to
meet up with friends for Christmas. At least that's the plan today. We'll
see what the weather says when we get that far.

Imodium, bug spray, sun screen and a whole shelf full of other elixers to
keep us happy and comfortable.

Lady B.

"katysails" wrote:

Yours has masts. Haggie's has to step back until they get rigged. Have a

safe trip, Barb. Make sure you take along
enough Imodium.







Seahag October 17th 03 03:25 AM

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I win!

Seahag

Donal wrote:

Are we having a contest to find out who lives nearest their boat?





Seahag October 17th 03 03:28 AM

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I don't think so.

Remember, this is my 3rd liveaboard home in 25 years and all the rest had
masts:^p~~~~

Seahag

katysails wrote in message
...
You can have second. As of today, Mike and I will tie with Haggie for
first.

Yours has masts. Haggie's has to step back until they get rigged. Have a
safe trip, Barb. Make sure you take along enough Imodium.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




Lady Sailor October 17th 03 03:29 AM

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Thanks Neal.

Lady B.

"Simple Simon" wrote:

Wishing you a safe and happy trip as well.

S.Simon


"Lady Sailor" wrote in message

...
Right, I forgot about Haggy's rigging. Guess that puts us at the top.

Thanks Katy, we'll do our best to have a safe "fun" trip. The boat has

been
gone through and all is in good working order with the addition,

replacement
and upgrades of a lot of our equipment. We are also taking along two

crew
for the trip to Puerto Vallarta so we can get some sleep on the long
passages. Then, just the two of us will take her down to Zihuatanejo to
meet up with friends for Christmas. At least that's the plan today.

We'll
see what the weather says when we get that far.

Imodium, bug spray, sun screen and a whole shelf full of other elixers

to
keep us happy and comfortable.

Lady B.

"katysails" wrote:

Yours has masts. Haggie's has to step back until they get rigged.

Have a
safe trip, Barb. Make sure you take along
enough Imodium.









katysails October 17th 03 12:22 PM

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Remember, this is my 3rd liveaboard home in 25 years and all the rest =
had
masts:^p~~~~

Seahag

I'll let you fight it out with Barb...

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Donal October 17th 03 03:23 PM

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"Seahag" wrote in message
...
I win!

Seahag

Donal wrote:

Are we having a contest to find out who lives nearest their boat?


So Bob loses yet again!



Regards


Donal
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Thom Stewart October 17th 03 03:43 PM

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Good luck and a good life to both Mike & Barb. Play Nice!!

Ole Thom


Lady Sailor October 17th 03 06:55 PM

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I'm too busy to be fightin'. You can have the honors Madam Haggis.

Lady B.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Remember, this is my 3rd liveaboard home in 25 years and all the rest had
masts:^p~~~~

Seahag

I'll let you fight it out with Barb...

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




Lady Sailor October 17th 03 06:58 PM

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Thank you Thom. I'm sure we will have a good life because we do play very
well together.

Lady B.

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Good luck and a good life to both Mike & Barb. Play Nice!!

Ole Thom




John Cairns October 17th 03 09:19 PM

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"Lady Sailor" wrote in message
...
Arabella is a mere 50 feet from our back door. Her close proximity has

been
a great plus while outfitting her for cruising. Today we move aboard and
cast off in eight days. In the mean time we button up the house and stash
the last minute provisions.

Look for updates on our web site www.sailinglinks.com.

Lady Barbara
Well, maybe I wasn't patient enough, couldn't figure out where exactly you

might be going but I'm guessing south? Have a good trip.
John Cairns



Seahag October 17th 03 09:21 PM

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Fighting? I must have missed something!

Seahag

Lady Sailor wrote in message
...
I'm too busy to be fightin'. You can have the honors Madam Haggis.

Lady B.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Remember, this is my 3rd liveaboard home in 25 years and all the rest had
masts:^p~~~~

Seahag

I'll let you fight it out with Barb...

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein






Donal October 18th 03 12:35 AM

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"Lady Sailor" wrote in message
...
because we do play very
well together.


Pleeease. No dirty talk, thank you!



Regards

Donal
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Capt'n Reverand Mike October 18th 03 03:09 AM

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Yes John, winter in Mexico then points beyond. Don't really have a big plan
just a desire to explore and the ability to do it. Thanks for the good
wishes.

Lady B.

"John Cairns" wrote:
Well, maybe I wasn't patient enough, couldn't figure out where exactly you
might be going but I'm guessing south? Have a good trip.
John Cairns





Capt'n Reverand Mike October 18th 03 03:15 AM

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Oh, Katy said we had to fight it out for the top spot. No big deal, I'm
really not a fighter.

Now, I be a cruiser! Six days to go.....

Barb


"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Fighting? I must have missed something!

Seahag

Lady Sailor wrote in message
...
I'm too busy to be fightin'. You can have the honors Madam Haggis.

Lady B.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Remember, this is my 3rd liveaboard home in 25 years and all the rest

had
masts:^p~~~~

Seahag

I'll let you fight it out with Barb...

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein








Seahag October 18th 03 03:10 PM

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Have FUN!

Seahag

Capt'n Reverand Mike wrote:

Now, I be a cruiser! Six days to go.....

Barb





Simple Simon October 18th 03 11:12 PM

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How correct you are. We who actually own boats are
superior in every way to poor Booby whose only boat
is owned by his wife. Bwahahahaahahhahahahah!

Bobsprit is a putz and a putrid putz at that.

S.Simon - loves to kick Booby around


wrote in message ...
On 15 Oct 2003 11:00:03 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

So? We live 45 minutes away from the boat

I'm just 15 minutes away, closer than most of you...I win again!!!!!


Even Neal lives closer to his boat. I repeat HIS boat. He at least owns a boat.

BB




Simple Simon October 19th 03 12:20 AM

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No you didn't say I had him beat. You said,
"Even Neal lives closer to his boat. I repeat HIS boat. He at least owns a boat."


Maybe you oughta cut down on the alcohol consumpton!!!

S.Simon

wrote in message ...
On Sat, 18 Oct 2003 18:12:47 -0400, "Simple Simon" wrote:


How correct you are. We who actually own boats are
superior in every way to poor Booby whose only boat
is owned by his wife. Bwahahahaahahhahahahah!

Bobsprit is a putz and a putrid putz at that.

S.Simon - loves to kick Booby around



You just kicked yourself around.

I said EVEN you had him beat. If you want to consider that an accomplishment, go
right ahead, but it was intended as an insult that put you both on pretty even
footing somewhere below the rest of the world. I'm pretty sure everyone else
understood that.


BB

wrote in message ...
On 15 Oct 2003 11:00:03 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

So? We live 45 minutes away from the boat

I'm just 15 minutes away, closer than most of you...I win again!!!!!


Even Neal lives closer to his boat. I repeat HIS boat. He at least owns a boat.

BB






Maynard G. Krebbs October 19th 03 01:44 AM

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On Sat, 18 Oct 2003 02:09:16 GMT, "Capt'n Reverand Mike"
wrote:

Yes John, winter in Mexico then points beyond. Don't really have a big plan
just a desire to explore and the ability to do it. Thanks for the good
wishes.

Lady B.

Enjoy! See you out there sooner or later.
Mark E. Williams

SkitchNYC October 19th 03 04:07 AM

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Well, there's the rub, isn't it? What is it, about 42 mph? Averaging 42 mph
anywhere in NYC is impossible.

What is your average speed?

Cheers MC

Bobsprit wrote:

Total Distance: 15.23 miles
Estimated Time: 21 minutes 30 seconds












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