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Have you ever
heard a wounded rabbit cry? I have, unfotunately...it is the most desperate heart-rending sound i = have ever heard...a wild rabbit got into our garage and ran behind a = heavy shovel which fell over and sliced into its head...I had to finish = the job and then went out and upchucked...Neal would probably have let = it live screaming.... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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I would have grabbed it in a towel, administered a good slug of rum,
sewed up the wound and slavered it with alum and Neosporin. Then I would have put the little critter in a dark box and given it some water and maybe a tender carrot. I would have checked it the next day and let it go if it looked well enough. This is how a human being operates. I live by the credo, "If you cannot give life don't hasten to take life." S.Simon - more to me than meets the eye. "katysails" wrote in message ... Have you ever heard a wounded rabbit cry? I have, unfotunately...it is the most desperate heart-rending sound i have ever heard...a wild rabbit got into our garage and ran behind a heavy shovel which fell over and sliced into its head...I had to finish the job and then went out and upchucked...Neal would probably have let it live screaming.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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![]() "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... I would have grabbed it in a towel, administered a good slug of rum, sewed up the wound and slavered it with alum and Neosporin. You are beginning to sound like a complete pansy. I would have whacked it with the back of a shovel, and prepared it for the oven. Don't you know how good rabbit tastes? Rabbit in garlic sauce is delicious! Regards Donal - who knows how good rabbit tastes. -- |
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sewed up the wound=20
Half its' head was sliced off...the only kind thing to do was to kill = it. even if it could have survived, it would have been partially blind = and the smell of blood on it would have made it someone's dinner much = sooner than later... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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On Thu, 9 Oct 2003 23:32:29 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap: "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... I would have grabbed it in a towel, administered a good slug of rum, sewed up the wound and slavered it with alum and Neosporin. You are beginning to sound like a complete pansy. I would have whacked it with the back of a shovel, and prepared it for the oven. Don't you know how good rabbit tastes? It tastes a lot like spotted owl. Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
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![]() "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Thu, 9 Oct 2003 23:32:29 +0100, "Donal" wrote this crap: Don't you know how good rabbit tastes? It tastes a lot like spotted owl. I've never tried spotted owl. I'll keep an eye out for it. Regards Donal -- |
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Your boyfriend?
"Horvath" wrote in message ... It tastes a lot like spotted owl. |
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No Jon... that would be the 'one eyed owl'....
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... | Your boyfriend? | | "Horvath" wrote in message | ... | It tastes a lot like spotted owl. | | |
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How much rum?
Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: I would have grabbed it in a towel, administered a good slug of rum, sewed up the wound and slavered it with alum and Neosporin. |
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On Thu, 9 Oct 2003 18:01:04 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap: Have you ever heard a wounded rabbit cry? I have, unfotunately...it is the most desperate heart-rending sound i have ever heard...a wild rabbit got into our garage and ran behind a heavy shovel which fell over and sliced into its head...I had to finish the job and then went out and upchucked...Neal would probably have let it live screaming.... I would have had it for dinner. They taste better than chicken. Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
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