"Scott Vernon" wrote :

How's that little birdie that was on your shoulder doing these days?

Beautiful picture, shows CM at his best...

LP

I can think of several examples on this newsgroup.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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Farm animals are born and
bred to be used for food or by-product.

Who decided that? Pigs are very smart animals.



Cats and dogs are NOT!

In some countries they ARE.

And you know this for a fact? I'm impressed that you
would admit it.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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Dogs don't like the taste of faggots!


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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I always thought of my dog as potential food. I'm sure he
thought of me in similar terms. He lived to be 17, which
isn't bad for a dobie/lab mix.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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Negative!

What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things
that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway
toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's
worse these people expect support and sympathy for their
moral decriptitude.

After 17 years I figured he was too tough to try. Fortunately, I
buried him before RB got to him.

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
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So how did he taste?


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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I always thought of my dog as potential food. I'm sure he
thought of me in similar terms. He lived to be 17, which
isn't bad for a dobie/lab mix.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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Negative!

What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things
that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway
toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's
worse these people expect support and sympathy for their
moral decriptitude.

Sorry, but anybody who's a friend of Mooron's is no friend of mine . . .

S.Simon - the only true friend is a faithful cat or dog


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message ...

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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I got your dementia right here (as he grabs his crotch)!

You are taking out your frustration on Capt. Mooron.

Nothing personal, Neal... we could still be friends.

You didn't say how long it takes to sail from the Bahamas to Ft.
Lauderdale?

LP

Yup... had to run Dad to the hospital... pneumonia. With him 90+ years old
it's a serious consideration. Mom has it as well. No fun.

CM


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
| Next morning I took down 8 grouse in two shots with my12 gauge
| pump.....
| all tumbled dead to the ground.
|
| CM
|
| I think I'm going to faint...
|
| What am I doing here?
|
| LP ( needs to unsubscribe and wallpaper my bathroom)
|
| P.S. Did you take the day off, Capt. Mooron?
|
| LP
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|

He probably died in the claws of a hawk..... I only just met it and
returned it to the forest when the photo was taken. It was a wild bird.....

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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| How's that little birdie that was on your shoulder doing these days?
|
| Scotty
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| Lead Poisoning.... a shot of Vitamin "B"..... walkin' the dawg one last
| time....
|
| I remember a couple of friends that had decided to save $200 bucks by
| killing some unwanted kittens. I offered to do the job, but these big
ole
| boys decided a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do....
|
| About 3 hours later they staggered into the bar.... sober, pale and
| lookin'
| like one sorry lot. Didn't take much to find out that despite two guns
| [both
| wrong for the job-rifles]..... even after ten shots there were bloody
| screaming kittens jumping or clawing out of the bag! They had to reload!
| One
| of them had tears in his eyes. They both had nightmares about bloody
| screaming kittens for weeks.
|
| Next morning I took down 8 grouse in two shots with my12 gauge pump.....
| all tumbled dead to the ground.
|
| CM
|
| "Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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| | Donal! Here in civilized countries, we don't throw our pets into the
| water
| | to drown. Ugh! you're despicable. We shoot them. One clean shot to
the
| | brain.
| |
| | Scotty
| |
| | "Donal" wrote in message
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| |
| | "Simple Simon" wrote in message
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| |
| | snip
| | That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as
| | humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched
| | as humanely as possible when their time comes.
| |
| | So, are you saying that you should pay good money to a vet to ease
| their
| | passage into the next world? $100 could feed an African baby for
| about
| | two
| | years. Would it not be better to put your sick pet into a weighted
| sack,
| | and throw it into the river, so that you could donate the $100 to an
| | African
| | charity??
| |
| | In other words, is three minutes of suffering for a dumb pet worth
| two
| | years of life for a human??
| |
| |
| |
| | Regards
| |
| |
| | Donal
| | --
| |
| |
| |
| |
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|

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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| Why are you doing this?
|
| LP (shrieking!!!)

Everyone should know what a steak really costs......

CM

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

| You wouldn't take an animal on board your boat?

Sure... as long as it could tail winches, hoist anchor, swab the deck....
in short carry it's fair share of the load. That ain't gonna happen with a
dog or a cat.

I've been known to allow deck gorillas aboard......

CM

And probably a colored girl or two you sicko!


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

I've been known to allow deck gorillas aboard......