On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


S.Simon - knows where the good beaches are


Where can I get a list of nude beaches?

That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.




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I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.

Neal, I didn't know you were gay... unless you're under
the illusion that Horass actually has a female companion
that's human.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.

I believe Horvath when he claims to know many sexy women.

I have discovered, to my chagrin, that many women these days
seem to have an inordinate attraction to feminin-looking men like
Horvath. You know, sort of soft,round and pudgy in the face with tits
as big as most teenage girls. I think women have been brainwashed
to actually fear manly men like you and I. They would rather boink
men who look and act like women. They are conditioned to fear
real men by the libbers.

S.Simon - trying to find a suitable Chinese or Viet Namese woman
who loves to sail - they know how to worship a real man.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
Neal, I didn't know you were gay... unless you're under
the illusion that Horass actually has a female companion
that's human.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.

Yeah, that's probably true. Now if he would just stop making
those telephone calls...

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I believe Horvath when he claims to know many sexy women.

I have discovered, to my chagrin, that many women these days
seem to have an inordinate attraction to feminin-looking men like
Horvath. You know, sort of soft,round and pudgy in the face with tits
as big as most teenage girls. I think women have been brainwashed
to actually fear manly men like you and I. They would rather boink
men who look and act like women. They are conditioned to fear
real men by the libbers.

S.Simon - trying to find a suitable Chinese or Viet Namese woman
who loves to sail - they know how to worship a real man.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Neal, I didn't know you were gay... unless you're under
the illusion that Horass actually has a female companion
that's human.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.

On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 22:30:16 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

I believe Horvath when he claims to know many sexy women.

I have discovered, to my chagrin, that many women these days
seem to have an inordinate attraction to feminin-looking men like
Horvath. You know, sort of soft,round and pudgy in the face with tits
as big as most teenage girls.

Where do you get that picture? I'm six feet tall, broad shoulders,
and a 32" waist. I was once a New York fashion model.

I think women have been brainwashed
to actually fear manly men like you and I. They would rather boink
men who look and act like women. They are conditioned to fear
real men by the libbers.

You wish! They would be all over you.




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Horvath wrote:

I'm six feet tall, broad shoulders,
and a 32" waist. I was once a New York fashion model.


So you are pleased with the reassignment surgery then?

Cheers
Marty

I guess he isn't.

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Horvath wrote:

I'm six feet tall, broad shoulders,
and a 32" waist. I was once a New York fashion model.


So you are pleased with the reassignment surgery then?

Cheers
Marty

And alive!

Cheers MC

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Neal, I didn't know you were gay... unless you're under
the illusion that Horass actually has a female companion
that's human.

On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 19:23:05 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .

I don't think so. Besides, I heard you like those 15 yr. olds.


S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.





This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe