Just like you thought I don't have a Cal 20?

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 11:48:06 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Nobody's gonna get it so I'll tell. It was taken on the oceanside
of Great Guana Cay in the Abacos in the Bahamas The beach
shown is about a half mile south of Nippers bar. The outlying
reefs pretty much knock out any surf unless there's a 'cane out
east.

Jeff was only about 30 miles off with his guess. I'm beginning to
think Jeff is more of a sailor than I had given him credit for.

Adjust the color on your monitor. The sands are pink coral -
not yellow.

It does look pink, but I just thought you were using a cheap camera.
There's not much tropical foliage in the pic, so I thought it was
further north.




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"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
Can anybody here guess where this beach is? What is the name
of the island upon which it is found.

Anyone getting it right wins a case of their favorite brew. (beer)

I don't think I have to worry about shelling out for a case of beer
because nobody here ever sails to nice tropical settings like this.

http://www.homestead.com/captneal/fi...sterybeach.jpg


S.Simon - knows where the good beaches are


Turtle beach?

Joe

On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


S.Simon - knows where the good beaches are


Where can I get a list of nude beaches?

That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.




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I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.

Neal, I didn't know you were gay... unless you're under
the illusion that Horass actually has a female companion
that's human.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.

I believe Horvath when he claims to know many sexy women.

I have discovered, to my chagrin, that many women these days
seem to have an inordinate attraction to feminin-looking men like
Horvath. You know, sort of soft,round and pudgy in the face with tits
as big as most teenage girls. I think women have been brainwashed
to actually fear manly men like you and I. They would rather boink
men who look and act like women. They are conditioned to fear
real men by the libbers.

S.Simon - trying to find a suitable Chinese or Viet Namese woman
who loves to sail - they know how to worship a real man.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
Neal, I didn't know you were gay... unless you're under
the illusion that Horass actually has a female companion
that's human.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.

Yeah, that's probably true. Now if he would just stop making
those telephone calls...

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I believe Horvath when he claims to know many sexy women.

I have discovered, to my chagrin, that many women these days
seem to have an inordinate attraction to feminin-looking men like
Horvath. You know, sort of soft,round and pudgy in the face with tits
as big as most teenage girls. I think women have been brainwashed
to actually fear manly men like you and I. They would rather boink
men who look and act like women. They are conditioned to fear
real men by the libbers.

S.Simon - trying to find a suitable Chinese or Viet Namese woman
who loves to sail - they know how to worship a real man.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Neal, I didn't know you were gay... unless you're under
the illusion that Horass actually has a female companion
that's human.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.

On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 22:30:16 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

I believe Horvath when he claims to know many sexy women.

I have discovered, to my chagrin, that many women these days
seem to have an inordinate attraction to feminin-looking men like
Horvath. You know, sort of soft,round and pudgy in the face with tits
as big as most teenage girls.

Where do you get that picture? I'm six feet tall, broad shoulders,
and a 32" waist. I was once a New York fashion model.

I think women have been brainwashed
to actually fear manly men like you and I. They would rather boink
men who look and act like women. They are conditioned to fear
real men by the libbers.

You wish! They would be all over you.




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Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Neal, I didn't know you were gay... unless you're under
the illusion that Horass actually has a female companion
that's human.

On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 19:23:05 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .

I don't think so. Besides, I heard you like those 15 yr. olds.


S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.





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