No One Sails Less Than Neal
 

When was the last time Neal actually sailed? Liveaboards rarely do. After
several YEARS he finally gave us a few pics of Cut the Mustard under tired
sails and with a BENT boom. Of course he'll claim he sails. He'll claim a lot
of things, and you can bet that if his boat had left the mooring all summer,
he'd have trolled the group with pics.
The simple fact of Simple Simon (AKA Capt. Neal, and Anal Discharge Neal) is
that he doesn't sail. His boat is occasionally motored in for the heavier
supplies and cleanup. And that's it. He won't prove otherwise. He can't prove
otherwise and will say "wanna bet?" and "I don't need no stinkin' badges!' and
so on.
But we all know the truth. Worse...he knows we know.

A dose of reality, folks.

Capt RB
Alt.Sailing.Asa Captain
Alien/C&C 32
City Island, NY

No One Sails Less Than Neal
 

Wanna bet?

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
When was the last time Neal actually sailed? Liveaboards sail often. After
several YEARS he finally gave us a few pics of Cut the Mustard under
sail and with a custom boom. Of course he'll claim he sails. He'll claim a lot
of things, and you can bet that since boat has left the mooring all summer,
he'd not waste time trolled the group with pics like I do.
The simple fact of Simple Simon (AKA Capt. Neal, and World Famous
Mariner Neal) is he is just so superior to me that it leaves me nothing but shame
because he actually sails. His boat is rarely motored in for the heavier
supplies and cleanup. And that's it. He won't prove otherwise. He can't prove
otherwise and will say "wanna bet?" and "I don't need no stinkin' badges!' and
so on.
But we all know the truth. Worse...he knows we know.

A dose of reality, folks.

Ensign RB
Alt.Sailing.Asa Cabin Boy
Alien/C&C 32
City Island, NY

No One Sails Less Than Neal
 

I've already volunteered to officiate at a race if you turkeys
can work it out. No one could be more impartial than I.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Wanna bet?

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
When was the last time Neal actually sailed? Liveaboards sail often.
After
several YEARS he finally gave us a few pics of Cut the Mustard under
sail and with a custom boom. Of course he'll claim he sails. He'll claim
a lot
of things, and you can bet that since boat has left the mooring all
summer,
he'd not waste time trolled the group with pics like I do.
The simple fact of Simple Simon (AKA Capt. Neal, and World Famous
Mariner Neal) is he is just so superior to me that it leaves me nothing
but shame
because he actually sails. His boat is rarely motored in for the
heavier
supplies and cleanup. And that's it. He won't prove otherwise. He can't
prove
otherwise and will say "wanna bet?" and "I don't need no stinkin'
badges!' and
so on.
But we all know the truth. Worse...he knows we know.

A dose of reality, folks.

Ensign RB
Alt.Sailing.Asa Cabin Boy
Alien/C&C 32
City Island, NY

No One Sails Less Than Neal
 

On Thu, 18 Sep 2003 09:55:44 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
, wrote:

I've already volunteered to officiate at a race if you turkeys
can work it out. No one could be more impartial than I.

I volunteer to man the torpedoes.

BTW - why can't you learn not to be a top posting twit?

Jade



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Wanna bet?

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
When was the last time Neal actually sailed? Liveaboards sail often.
After
several YEARS he finally gave us a few pics of Cut the Mustard under
sail and with a custom boom. Of course he'll claim he sails. He'll claim
a lot
of things, and you can bet that since boat has left the mooring all
summer,
he'd not waste time trolled the group with pics like I do.
The simple fact of Simple Simon (AKA Capt. Neal, and World Famous
Mariner Neal) is he is just so superior to me that it leaves me nothing
but shame
because he actually sails. His boat is rarely motored in for the
heavier
supplies and cleanup. And that's it. He won't prove otherwise. He can't
prove
otherwise and will say "wanna bet?" and "I don't need no stinkin'
badges!' and
so on.
But we all know the truth. Worse...he knows we know.

A dose of reality, folks.

Ensign RB
Alt.Sailing.Asa Cabin Boy
Alien/C&C 32
City Island, NY

No One Sails Less Than Neal
 

I volunteer to man the torpedoes.

Jade

Man? Torpedoes? How repressed can you get?

No One Sails Less Than Neal
 

"SkitchNYC" wrote in message
...
I volunteer to man the torpedoes.

Jade

Man? Torpedoes? How repressed can you get?


I bet that she thinks that torpedoes have batteries.


Regards


Donal
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No One Sails Less Than Neal
 

Donal wrote:

I bet that she thinks that torpedoes have batteries.

Most of them do.

Rick

No One Sails Less Than Rick
 

Rick wrote in
:

Donal wrote:

I bet that she thinks that torpedoes have batteries.

Most of them do.

Rick


Some of them don't


Dirk

No One Sails Less Than Nil
 

Dirk wrote:

Some of them don't

Name one that doesn't have a battery in it.

Rick

No One Sails Less Than Neal
 

"Rick" wrote in message
...
Donal wrote:

I bet that she thinks that torpedoes have batteries.

Most of them do.

Do you really not know what I meant? I'd hate to suggest that you were a
bit thick, but I also would hate to mislead people.


Regards


Donal
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