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Dirk Breure September 20th 03 12:59 AM

No One Sails Less Than Nil
 
Rick wrote in
:

Dirk wrote:

Some of them don't


Name one that doesn't have a battery in it.


Sorry, all my sex toys have batteries.

Except that purple rubber thing with the four little fingers, of course,

Dirk

Doug Freyburger September 20th 03 04:07 PM

No One Sails Less Than Nil
 
Bertie forges Dirk Breure using account wrote

Sorry, all my sex toys have batteries.


Poor insane Bertie stoops to new lows. But by your enemies
you can be partially known. Bertie has spent years posting
to assorted newsgroups attacking Asatru. Vulgar and
delusional Bertie complements Asatru by doing so. He needs
medical help.

Bertie the Bunyip September 21st 03 01:04 AM

No One Sails Less Than Nil
 
(Doug Freyburger) wrote in
om:

Bertie forges Dirk Breure using account wrote

Sorry, all my sex toys have batteries.


Poor insane Bertie stoops to new lows. But by your enemies
you can be partially known. Bertie has spent years posting
to assorted newsgroups attacking Asatru. Vulgar and
delusional Bertie complements Asatru by doing so. He needs
medical help.



Awww,


BTW, who wrote the script for you?

Djirkie?


Bertie

Flying Tadpole September 21st 03 01:52 AM

No One Sails Less Than Neal
 


Donal wrote:
snip
I promise, on my mother's grave, that I
will never attempt humour here again. Is that ok?


Why Donal! Where was it you attempted hunour before?

(Swish, swish)

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Flying Tadpole

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Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

Donal September 21st 03 11:58 PM

No One Sails Less Than Neal
 

"Rick" wrote in message
...
Donal wrote:

Do you really not know what I meant?


It is quite plain what you wrote. What you meant could have been anything.


OoooooKaaaayyy, Rick. Just for you -

I was trying to liken a torpedo to a vibrator. I thought that it might be
funny. I was wrong - mea culpa! I promise, on my mother's grave, that I
will never attempt humour here again. Is that ok?



Regards


Donal
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Donal September 22nd 03 12:16 AM

No One Sails Less Than Neal
 

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Donal wrote:
snip
I promise, on my mother's grave, that I
will never attempt humour here again. Is that ok?


Why Donal! Where was it you attempted hunour before?


10 out of 10.

I'm now planning revenge.



Regards


Donal
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Capt. Mooron September 22nd 03 12:52 AM

No One Sails Less Than Neal
 

"Donal" wrote in message

| I'm now planning revenge.


I understand it's a dish best served Cold! ;-)

CM



Flying Tadpole September 22nd 03 02:06 AM

No One Sails Less Than Neal
 


Donal wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Donal wrote:
snip
I promise, on my mother's grave, that I
will never attempt humour here again. Is that ok?


Why Donal! Where was it you attempted hunour before?


10 out of 10.

I'm now planning revenge.


But Donal, who could resist such an opportunity? Have you never
read Saki? And now, knowing even before I saw Nemo just how fast
an enraged ray can swim, I'll head back into th arid interior...
--
Flying Tadpole

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Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

The_navigator© September 22nd 03 02:39 AM

No One Sails Less Than Neal
 
Ice cold

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:
"Donal" wrote in message

| I'm now planning revenge.


I understand it's a dish best served Cold! ;-)

CM




Flying Tadpole September 22nd 03 10:21 AM

No One Sails Less Than Neal
 
I's not responsible for that.

The navigator© wrote:

Ice cold

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:
"Donal" wrote in message

| I'm now planning revenge.


I understand it's a dish best served Cold! ;-)

CM



--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com


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