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No One Sails Less Than Neal
When was the last time Neal actually sailed? Liveaboards rarely do. After
several YEARS he finally gave us a few pics of Cut the Mustard under tired sails and with a BENT boom. Of course he'll claim he sails. He'll claim a lot of things, and you can bet that if his boat had left the mooring all summer, he'd have trolled the group with pics. The simple fact of Simple Simon (AKA Capt. Neal, and Anal Discharge Neal) is that he doesn't sail. His boat is occasionally motored in for the heavier supplies and cleanup. And that's it. He won't prove otherwise. He can't prove otherwise and will say "wanna bet?" and "I don't need no stinkin' badges!' and so on. But we all know the truth. Worse...he knows we know. A dose of reality, folks. Capt RB Alt.Sailing.Asa Captain Alien/C&C 32 City Island, NY |
No One Sails Less Than Neal
Wanna bet?
S.Simon "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... When was the last time Neal actually sailed? Liveaboards sail often. After several YEARS he finally gave us a few pics of Cut the Mustard under sail and with a custom boom. Of course he'll claim he sails. He'll claim a lot of things, and you can bet that since boat has left the mooring all summer, he'd not waste time trolled the group with pics like I do. The simple fact of Simple Simon (AKA Capt. Neal, and World Famous Mariner Neal) is he is just so superior to me that it leaves me nothing but shame because he actually sails. His boat is rarely motored in for the heavier supplies and cleanup. And that's it. He won't prove otherwise. He can't prove otherwise and will say "wanna bet?" and "I don't need no stinkin' badges!' and so on. But we all know the truth. Worse...he knows we know. A dose of reality, folks. Ensign RB Alt.Sailing.Asa Cabin Boy Alien/C&C 32 City Island, NY |
No One Sails Less Than Neal
I've already volunteered to officiate at a race if you turkeys
can work it out. No one could be more impartial than I. "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... Wanna bet? S.Simon "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... When was the last time Neal actually sailed? Liveaboards sail often. After several YEARS he finally gave us a few pics of Cut the Mustard under sail and with a custom boom. Of course he'll claim he sails. He'll claim a lot of things, and you can bet that since boat has left the mooring all summer, he'd not waste time trolled the group with pics like I do. The simple fact of Simple Simon (AKA Capt. Neal, and World Famous Mariner Neal) is he is just so superior to me that it leaves me nothing but shame because he actually sails. His boat is rarely motored in for the heavier supplies and cleanup. And that's it. He won't prove otherwise. He can't prove otherwise and will say "wanna bet?" and "I don't need no stinkin' badges!' and so on. But we all know the truth. Worse...he knows we know. A dose of reality, folks. Ensign RB Alt.Sailing.Asa Cabin Boy Alien/C&C 32 City Island, NY |
No One Sails Less Than Neal
On Thu, 18 Sep 2003 09:55:44 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
, wrote: I've already volunteered to officiate at a race if you turkeys can work it out. No one could be more impartial than I. I volunteer to man the torpedoes. BTW - why can't you learn not to be a top posting twit? Jade "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... Wanna bet? S.Simon "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... When was the last time Neal actually sailed? Liveaboards sail often. After several YEARS he finally gave us a few pics of Cut the Mustard under sail and with a custom boom. Of course he'll claim he sails. He'll claim a lot of things, and you can bet that since boat has left the mooring all summer, he'd not waste time trolled the group with pics like I do. The simple fact of Simple Simon (AKA Capt. Neal, and World Famous Mariner Neal) is he is just so superior to me that it leaves me nothing but shame because he actually sails. His boat is rarely motored in for the heavier supplies and cleanup. And that's it. He won't prove otherwise. He can't prove otherwise and will say "wanna bet?" and "I don't need no stinkin' badges!' and so on. But we all know the truth. Worse...he knows we know. A dose of reality, folks. Ensign RB Alt.Sailing.Asa Cabin Boy Alien/C&C 32 City Island, NY |
No One Sails Less Than Neal
I volunteer to man the torpedoes.
Jade Man? Torpedoes? How repressed can you get? |
No One Sails Less Than Neal
"SkitchNYC" wrote in message ... I volunteer to man the torpedoes. Jade Man? Torpedoes? How repressed can you get? I bet that she thinks that torpedoes have batteries. Regards Donal -- |
No One Sails Less Than Neal
Donal wrote:
I bet that she thinks that torpedoes have batteries. Most of them do. Rick |
No One Sails Less Than Rick
Rick wrote in
: Donal wrote: I bet that she thinks that torpedoes have batteries. Most of them do. Rick Some of them don't Dirk |
No One Sails Less Than Nil
Dirk wrote:
Some of them don't Name one that doesn't have a battery in it. Rick |
No One Sails Less Than Neal
"Rick" wrote in message ... Donal wrote: I bet that she thinks that torpedoes have batteries. Most of them do. Do you really not know what I meant? I'd hate to suggest that you were a bit thick, but I also would hate to mislead people. Regards Donal -- |
No One Sails Less Than Nil
Rick wrote in
: Dirk wrote: Some of them don't Name one that doesn't have a battery in it. Sorry, all my sex toys have batteries. Except that purple rubber thing with the four little fingers, of course, Dirk |
No One Sails Less Than Nil
Bertie forges Dirk Breure using account wrote
Sorry, all my sex toys have batteries. Poor insane Bertie stoops to new lows. But by your enemies you can be partially known. Bertie has spent years posting to assorted newsgroups attacking Asatru. Vulgar and delusional Bertie complements Asatru by doing so. He needs medical help. |
No One Sails Less Than Nil
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No One Sails Less Than Neal
Donal wrote: snip I promise, on my mother's grave, that I will never attempt humour here again. Is that ok? Why Donal! Where was it you attempted hunour before? (Swish, swish) -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
No One Sails Less Than Neal
"Rick" wrote in message ... Donal wrote: Do you really not know what I meant? It is quite plain what you wrote. What you meant could have been anything. OoooooKaaaayyy, Rick. Just for you - I was trying to liken a torpedo to a vibrator. I thought that it might be funny. I was wrong - mea culpa! I promise, on my mother's grave, that I will never attempt humour here again. Is that ok? Regards Donal -- |
No One Sails Less Than Neal
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Donal wrote: snip I promise, on my mother's grave, that I will never attempt humour here again. Is that ok? Why Donal! Where was it you attempted hunour before? 10 out of 10. I'm now planning revenge. Regards Donal -- |
No One Sails Less Than Neal
"Donal" wrote in message | I'm now planning revenge. I understand it's a dish best served Cold! ;-) CM |
No One Sails Less Than Neal
Donal wrote: "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Donal wrote: snip I promise, on my mother's grave, that I will never attempt humour here again. Is that ok? Why Donal! Where was it you attempted hunour before? 10 out of 10. I'm now planning revenge. But Donal, who could resist such an opportunity? Have you never read Saki? And now, knowing even before I saw Nemo just how fast an enraged ray can swim, I'll head back into th arid interior... -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
No One Sails Less Than Neal
Ice cold
Cheers MC Capt. Mooron wrote: "Donal" wrote in message | I'm now planning revenge. I understand it's a dish best served Cold! ;-) CM |
No One Sails Less Than Neal
I's not responsible for that.
The navigator© wrote: Ice cold Cheers MC Capt. Mooron wrote: "Donal" wrote in message | I'm now planning revenge. I understand it's a dish best served Cold! ;-) CM -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
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