"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
I have a woman who has a boat. Or she has me. Either way I'm ahead of you!


So what? I have a brother who has a Cattle Ranch. Does that mean
I'm a cattle rancher?

I don't know. Do you work on the ranch? If you do then the answer is YES.

Wrong!

If I worked on the cattle ranch I'd be a ranch hand
not a rancher.

In the same way, when you're on Suzanne's boat
you're a deck hand or rail meat at best on somebody
else's boat - not a sailor.

S.Simon - sails a boat he owns