"Joe Butcher" wrote in message om...
"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
Good to hear again from yet another trouble
maker. And a liveaboard, bless your heart.

Glad your doing OK as well captn.

Thank you, Sir!

Yeah its rare to find true sailors that live the life others only
dream of. Most here are like the blubberboy living in a small box only
to get a tempory
leave to go to the boat. Its kind of depressing to read about all
these dopes
that take pride in going to the local marina once and awhile to escape
the doldrums they survive in.

The really sad thing is they actually feel qualified to judge US.
The poor, shcmuck lubbers actually think their week-end, around
their docks, with motor on constantly activities qualifies as sailing.

Let Terri post once in a while.

She received all your mail begging her to come back. Ill tell her your
still missing her, but dont hold your breath. She will be skippering a
J boat tonight in the local regetta so tonights out. Ill also let her
know how much Katy and the Moron miss her.

She's undoubtedly, a better J sailor than all but one or two of the
men in this group. Good luck to her tonite.

Katysails always was jealous of M.Mermaid. It's obvious that
M.Mermaid enjoys her life, always has a ball and loves
everybody and everything unless they're hateful to her - this is
just the opposite of poor Katy's sour, mean and hateful-from-
the-very-start attitude. I've tried to talk some sense into Katy
but I'm afraid it's hopeless. She just can't seem to loosen up.

She's funny as
hell - especially when you're drunk and passed
out and she's halfway there herself.

Yes she is, but we time it to pass out together these days.

So, you've had to cut in half what you drink so she doesn't
drink you under the table?

S.Simon - a secret tertrnty admirer.

Nothing secret about it, and you should be an admirer, she has a
licences that puts your little 6 pack to shame. She lives on a real
liveaboard, not a little day sailor like yours. And she has sailed
more miles than anyone here,except me.

Wish I could find a woman as sexy and competent as M.Mermaid -
you're a lucky man! Does she have a sister who's into cruising?
But, I must correct you on one point, I now have a USCG Masters
license 25GT Near Coastal as well as my little old Six Pak.

S.Simon - one of only a handful of real cruising sailors who have
sense enough to live aboard (not to mention balls) and
also possesses a license so he can also earn a living
on the water if necessary.