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Simple Simon September 9th 03 01:24 AM

Living sheltered lives.
 
You guys and gals are pathetic. You've never sailed
more than a couple of miles from your dock.

I, on the other hand, have sailed thousands of miles
and have sailed internationally - like where you must
have your passport stamped. How many of you wannabes
even have a passport? Show of hands please! Bwahahahah!
Thought so - I can put the list on the head of a pin.

How is it you can live your whole lives and sail no further
than you can spit and then claim to be sailors? Not only
that, but you've the cheek to criticize me and my boat
that has been in more foreign ports than you have
pimples on your ass and that's a lot of ports.

Maybe one of these days you idiots will get up the nerve
to do what I do - sail where I want when I want. To me
it's all the same. The Keys, The Bahamas, Chesapeake Bay,
Mobile Alabama, Rum Cay, Bermuda, George Town, Long Island,
Isla Meujera, Key West, Flamingo, Okracoke, Venice,
Panama City, Nashville, Turks and Caicos, Haiti, etc. etc.

It's great to be me.

S.Simon - I've been everywhere, man!



Jonathan Ganz September 9th 03 02:00 AM

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Who are you talking about? Several of us have crossed oceans
either in command of or crewing on sailboats.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
You guys and gals are pathetic. You've never sailed
more than a couple of miles from your dock.

I, on the other hand, have sailed thousands of miles
and have sailed internationally - like where you must
have your passport stamped. How many of you wannabes
even have a passport? Show of hands please! Bwahahahah!
Thought so - I can put the list on the head of a pin.

How is it you can live your whole lives and sail no further
than you can spit and then claim to be sailors? Not only
that, but you've the cheek to criticize me and my boat
that has been in more foreign ports than you have
pimples on your ass and that's a lot of ports.

Maybe one of these days you idiots will get up the nerve
to do what I do - sail where I want when I want. To me
it's all the same. The Keys, The Bahamas, Chesapeake Bay,
Mobile Alabama, Rum Cay, Bermuda, George Town, Long Island,
Isla Meujera, Key West, Flamingo, Okracoke, Venice,
Panama City, Nashville, Turks and Caicos, Haiti, etc. etc.

It's great to be me.

S.Simon - I've been everywhere, man!





Capt. Mooron September 9th 03 02:03 AM

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"Simple Simon" wrote in message
|
| I, on the other hand, have sailed thousands of miles
| and have sailed internationally - like where you must
| have your passport stamped. How many of you wannabes
| even have a passport? Show of hands please! Bwahahahah!
| Thought so - I can put the list on the head of a pin.

6 cancelled passports filled with stamps and a current one.


| Maybe one of these days you idiots will get up the nerve
| to do what I do - sail where I want when I want. To me
| it's all the same. The Keys, The Bahamas, Chesapeake Bay,
| Mobile Alabama, Rum Cay, Bermuda, George Town, Long Island,
| Isla Meujera, Key West, Flamingo, Okracoke, Venice,
| Panama City, Nashville, Turks and Caicos, Haiti, etc. etc.

That's what.. 5 stamps? I've got that on just two pages of one of my
passports.

CM





John Cairns September 9th 03 03:21 AM

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Anyone who lives in the US leads a sheltered life. Have you really been
anywhere other than Florida? One would think not, based on that statement.
John Cairns
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...



Simple Simon September 9th 03 03:29 AM

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Sounds like you fly about as much as Lady Pilot.

S.Simon - clears customs in nautical ports.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
That's what.. 5 stamps? I've got that on just two pages of one of my
passports.




Simple Simon September 9th 03 03:50 AM

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I've been all over - even to Viet Nam/Cambodia courtesy of
Uncle Sam, Japan courtesy of U.S. Suzuki Motor Corp. and
Cuba and Colombia courtesy of the Mob. I've sailed my yacht
all over the Bahamas up to Bermuda and down to Haiti/DR.
My yacht has sailed the Mona Passage. I flew to Paris
one time but will NEVER go again. What a pigsty! I've even
been to Canada and Alaska. I lived in Utah for a while and
rode a motorcyle all over the west even down to Mexico.

I was born in Massachusetts, raised mostly in Missouri,
worked and lived in Kentucky, Alabama, Tennessee,
Mississippi, and Florida. Call me a redneck if you want.
I like the South.

I've sailed around and across Tennessee, Kentucky,
Alabama, Florida. I've coasted Florida, Georgia, North
and South Carolina Cuba, and most all of the Bahama Chain.

As you can see, you're sadly mistaken.

S.Simon - a real cruising sailor.

"John Cairns" wrote in message ...
Anyone who lives in the US leads a sheltered life. Have you really been
anywhere other than Florida? One would think not, based on that statement.
John Cairns
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...





Horvath September 9th 03 04:41 AM

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On Mon, 8 Sep 2003 20:24:02 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

You guys and gals are pathetic. You've never sailed
more than a couple of miles from your dock.

I, on the other hand, have sailed thousands of miles
and have sailed internationally - like where you must
have your passport stamped. How many of you wannabes
even have a passport? Show of hands please! Bwahahahah!
Thought so - I can put the list on the head of a pin.


Maybe one of these days you idiots will get up the nerve
to do what I do - sail where I want when I want. To me
it's all the same. The Keys, The Bahamas, Chesapeake Bay,
Mobile Alabama, Rum Cay, Bermuda, George Town, Long Island,
Isla Meujera, Key West, Flamingo, Okracoke, Venice,
Panama City, Nashville, Turks and Caicos, Haiti, etc. etc.

It's great to be me.

S.Simon - I've been everywhere, man!


You sailed to Nashville? Wow! You da man!

No wonder nobody takes you seriously.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Jonathan Ganz September 9th 03 05:01 AM

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You haven't lived until you've lived in California. When we
have an election, we don't go half way with 3 or 4 candidates.
We have 130. Florida, the joke of the world. Hardly. California
is the joke of the universe.

I'm hoping Angelyne gets the governership. Either she or Larry
Flynt (the real one, not that bozo who was posting a while back).

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...


I've been all over - even to Viet Nam/Cambodia courtesy of
Uncle Sam, Japan courtesy of U.S. Suzuki Motor Corp. and
Cuba and Colombia courtesy of the Mob. I've sailed my yacht
all over the Bahamas up to Bermuda and down to Haiti/DR.
My yacht has sailed the Mona Passage. I flew to Paris
one time but will NEVER go again. What a pigsty! I've even
been to Canada and Alaska. I lived in Utah for a while and
rode a motorcyle all over the west even down to Mexico.

I was born in Massachusetts, raised mostly in Missouri,
worked and lived in Kentucky, Alabama, Tennessee,
Mississippi, and Florida. Call me a redneck if you want.
I like the South.

I've sailed around and across Tennessee, Kentucky,
Alabama, Florida. I've coasted Florida, Georgia, North
and South Carolina Cuba, and most all of the Bahama Chain.

As you can see, you're sadly mistaken.

S.Simon - a real cruising sailor.

"John Cairns" wrote in message

...
Anyone who lives in the US leads a sheltered life. Have you really been
anywhere other than Florida? One would think not, based on that

statement.
John Cairns
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...







SAIL LOCO September 9th 03 07:40 AM

Living sheltered lives.
 
How is it you can live your whole lives and sail no further
than you can spit and then claim to be sailors

I like my house.


S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

James September 9th 03 10:19 AM

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"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

It's great to be me.

S.Simon -

Its not us you have to convince... Its you that seems to be in doubt.
Why else would you post this drivvel?



Scout September 9th 03 10:34 AM

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I agree with S.S., that's why I stay in one place.
Scout
Men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish
they are after.
---- Henry David Thoreau ----


"Simple Simon" wrote:
it's all the same. The Keys, The Bahamas, Chesapeake Bay, . . .


Bobsprit September 9th 03 11:16 AM

Living sheltered lives.
 
It's great to be me.

Broken boom, "Fixed" still showing a bend in it!

RB

Capt. Mooron September 9th 03 12:42 PM

Living sheltered lives.
 
Hmmmm - flying with Lady Pilot sounds enticing! ;-)

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message

| Sounds like you fly about as much as Lady Pilot.
|
| S.Simon - clears customs in nautical ports.



Simple Simon September 9th 03 02:00 PM

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Hey, little one, have you ever heard of the Tennessee/Tombigbee Waterway
and the Cumberland River? Yes, one can sail from Mobile, Alabama to
Nashville, Tennessee.

S.Simon - knows how to spell 'turd', at least


"Horvath" wrote ...

You sailed to Nashville? Wow! You da man!

No wonder nobody takes you seriously.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




Vito September 9th 03 02:11 PM

Living sheltered lives.
 
Simple Simon wrote:

You guys and gals are pathetic. You've never sailed
more than a couple of miles from your dock.


Ya got me there, Simon; but that's because I just recently took up
sailing because my aged and abused body no longer allows me to pursue
more rigorous pleasures.

Speaking of pathetic, what always amazed me is that *everybody* will
gladly stand in line for anything from ice cream to theater tickets, but
not for sex.

Capt. Mooron September 9th 03 02:46 PM

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"Vito" wrote in message

| Speaking of pathetic, what always amazed me is that *everybody* will
| gladly stand in line for anything from ice cream to theater tickets, but
| not for sex.

Let me ask you... would you stand in line for ice cream if all you were
getting is one lick from the same cone as everyone else??

CM



Simple Simon September 9th 03 03:06 PM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

"Vito" wrote in message

| Speaking of pathetic, what always amazed me is that *everybody* will
| gladly stand in line for anything from ice cream to theater tickets, but
| not for sex.

Let me ask you... would you stand in line for ice cream if all you were
getting is one lick from the same cone as everyone else??


Let me ask you, would you stand in line and pay to see
the same old movie hundreds or thousands of times?

That's what married folks do or those in 'committed relationships'.

S.Simon - likes a little variety once in a while



Vito September 9th 03 08:54 PM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Vito" wrote in message

| Speaking of pathetic, what always amazed me is that *everybody* will
| gladly stand in line for anything from ice cream to theater tickets, but
| not for sex.

Let me ask you... would you stand in line for ice cream if all you were
getting is one lick from the same cone as everyone else??


Sure, and why not? Have only enjoyed 3 virgins in my 60+ years, all long
ago and none nearly so much as the more experienced lasses I've known.

I recall one well-licked cone provided by the Pagans MC for their
guests' general entertainment who explained that her fiance was a well
heeled MBA/lawyer. She'd told him she was saving herself for marriage to
whip him up to the alter the very next weekend! They'd planned to go
shopping that night but Ol Salty'd asked her to do this gig and since it
might be *weeks*, even **months** before she got another chance to bed
30-40 bikers in a row, she called the poor john to break the date - and
when asked why blurted out the truth!!! He found that so preposterous he
laughed, and that's what kept her giggling lick after lick. Of course
such adventures are old hat to sailors but .... (c;

Capt. Mooron September 9th 03 10:00 PM

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"Vito" wrote in message

| Sure, and why not? Have only enjoyed 3 virgins in my 60+ years, all long
| ago and none nearly so much as the more experienced lasses I've known.
|
| I recall one well-licked cone provided by the Pagans MC for ... snip

Oddly enough... although I've enjoyed the company of 3 women for sex at the
same time, I've never entertained a gang bang as a desirable experience.
I've seen them and was put off by the notion or suggestion to participate.

I've got friends who are bikers... I'll tell you what I've always told them.
I have no need for backup and little respect for anyone that requires to
travel in a pack. They are cowards and lack honour.... I can say this of you
as well... it's reflected in your statements. I can't actually judge the
woman's mental condition nor her relationship to her fiancé... but I doubt
it could be considered stable or sane. To boast of such a feat is beyond
judicious and points to your own failings.

Don't include all sailors in your malicious exploits. You lack backbone and
are beneath my contempt....

CM



Lady Pilot September 10th 03 12:09 AM

Living sheltered lives.
 

"Simple Simon" wrote:

How many of you wannabes
even have a passport? Show of hands please! Bwahahahah!
Thought so - I can put the list on the head of a pin.


I do Capt., but it expired Nov 99. Does that still count?

note to self, get passport renewed

Thanks alot, like I needed one more thing to do. Aarrgh!

Maybe one of these days you idiots will get up the nerve
to do what I do - sail where I want when I want. To me
it's all the same. The Keys, The Bahamas, Chesapeake Bay,
Mobile Alabama, Rum Cay, Bermuda, George Town, Long Island,
Isla Meujera, Key West, Flamingo, Okracoke, Venice,
Panama City, Nashville, Turks and Caicos, Haiti, etc. etc.


Jeez, Simple, I've been to a few of those places and never had my
passport stamped.

LP



Lady Pilot September 10th 03 12:11 AM

Living sheltered lives.
 

"Scout" wrote:

Men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish
they are after.
---- Henry David Thoreau ----


Hmm, then what *are* they after?

LP



Simple Simon September 10th 03 12:38 AM

Living sheltered lives.
 



"Lady Pilot" wrote in message ...

"Simple Simon" wrote:

How many of you wannabes
even have a passport? Show of hands please! Bwahahahah!
Thought so - I can put the list on the head of a pin.


I do Capt., but it expired Nov 99. Does that still count?

note to self, get passport renewed

Thanks alot, like I needed one more thing to do. Aarrgh!

Maybe one of these days you idiots will get up the nerve
to do what I do - sail where I want when I want. To me
it's all the same. The Keys, The Bahamas, Chesapeake Bay,
Mobile Alabama, Rum Cay, Bermuda, George Town, Long Island,
Isla Meujera, Key West, Flamingo, Okracoke, Venice,
Panama City, Nashville, Turks and Caicos, Haiti, etc. etc.


Jeez, Simple, I've been to a few of those places and never had my
passport stamped.



Pilots who stay in the airport or in their airplanes don't
have to clear customs in the Bahamas, Haiti, Turks and
Caicos etc. Are you really a pilot?

S.Simon



Horvath September 10th 03 12:54 AM

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On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 09:00:55 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Hey, little one, have you ever heard of the Tennessee/Tombigbee Waterway
and the Cumberland River? Yes, one can sail from Mobile, Alabama to
Nashville, Tennessee.


You sailed to Nashville? Or motored there?

To some of us there's a big difference.

S.Simon - knows how to spell 'turd', at least


You makin fun of my name, Simple? Do you know your name rhymes with
"pimple"?



"Horvath" wrote ...

You sailed to Nashville? Wow! You da man!

No wonder nobody takes you seriously.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Lady Pilot September 10th 03 01:31 AM

Living sheltered lives.
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Hmmmm - flying with Lady Pilot sounds enticing! ;-)

CM


Well then, let's go...

LP

"Simple Simon" wrote in message

| Sounds like you fly about as much as Lady Pilot.
|
| S.Simon - clears customs in nautical ports.





Lady Pilot September 10th 03 01:35 AM

Living sheltered lives.
 

"Simple Simon" wrote:



"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Simple Simon" wrote:

How many of you wannabes
even have a passport? Show of hands please! Bwahahahah!
Thought so - I can put the list on the head of a pin.


I do Capt., but it expired Nov 99. Does that still count?

note to self, get passport renewed

Thanks alot, like I needed one more thing to do. Aarrgh!

Maybe one of these days you idiots will get up the nerve
to do what I do - sail where I want when I want. To me
it's all the same. The Keys, The Bahamas, Chesapeake Bay,
Mobile Alabama, Rum Cay, Bermuda, George Town, Long Island,
Isla Meujera, Key West, Flamingo, Okracoke, Venice,
Panama City, Nashville, Turks and Caicos, Haiti, etc. etc.


Jeez, Simple, I've been to a few of those places and never had my
passport stamped.



Pilots who stay in the airport or in their airplanes don't
have to clear customs in the Bahamas, Haiti, Turks and
Caicos etc. Are you really a pilot?


I think you just answered your own question. Yes.

LP



Capt. Mooron September 10th 03 01:39 AM

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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
...
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
| Hmmmm - flying with Lady Pilot sounds enticing! ;-)
|
| CM
|
| Well then, let's go...

Only if you promise to make the stall horn wail on take off.... and let me
hold on tight for the roll and dive.

CM ... anticipating dizzying heights of pleasure! ;-)



Lady Pilot September 10th 03 02:42 AM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote :

"Lady Pilot" wrote: |
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
| Hmmmm - flying with Lady Pilot sounds enticing! ;-)
|
| CM
|
| Well then, let's go...

Only if you promise to make the stall horn wail on take off.... and

let me
hold on tight for the roll and dive.


I've only ever heard the stall horn once. That was enough for me...

I was taught to fly "by the seat of my pants" and it was always in *hot*
mode. ;-)

LP (with an old Aerostar that cruised at 240 kts, 300 kts with a
tailwind, fasted thing you can buy before you move up to jets)

CM ... anticipating dizzying heights of pleasure! ;-)


Always@!!

LP



Capt. Mooron September 10th 03 03:03 AM

Living sheltered lives.
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
|
| I've only ever heard the stall horn once. That was enough for me...

We were taking off from Fort Franklin on a flight to Norman Wells and the
young pilot asked me if I ever did a "Fighter Take-Off"... to which I
replied No. Well-l-l-l-l... he cracked that baby and at the very end of the
runway pulled back hard and this little plane just shot up... a couple of
seconds into the climb I heard the stall horn and an "Oh Oh" from the
pilot.. he caught it and eased back on the lift I guess. He circled up to
get what he called "Working Altitude"... I should have known then I was in
for a fun trip. We did some rolls and he showed me some stalls and
recoveries on the way over. He said something about how it was stuff he had
to learn to get his license. It was a blast. It's all heavy bush below,
remote stuff... they'd be a month finding you if you crashed. So we're
flying along... much higher than normal for an approach to the Wells... I
pointed out that I thought the little community down below us must be Norman
Wells. He looked down and agreed.... then he said "Hold On" and we dipped
sideways... rolled and went into what looked like to me as a straight dive
for the ground. What a friggin RUSH!! I loved it. I had the headphones on
and heard the tower... they were telling him to pull up... he didn't until I
was certain we would pancake. When he did finally pull up it felt like my
heart was dropping into my stomach and I'm sure I saw the wings bent and
flex. He did a perfect 3 point smooth as silk touchdown at the edge of the
runway and we pulled in at the apron nicely. I requested this same pilot for
my next two trips. I don't know what happened to him but it sure made flying
a real adrenalin shock.

CM



Rick September 10th 03 03:19 AM

Living sheltered lives.
 
"I, on the other hand, have sailed thousands of miles
and have sailed internationally ..."


Inside the boundary line I guess, that would account for the "nearshore"
limitation on the operators permit.

What a joke ...

Rick


Simple Simon September 10th 03 03:31 AM

Living sheltered lives.
 
Tell us, Rick, again what boat do you sail. Please provide
a link to your website showing your boat off. Also please
give us the number on your USCG Six Pak license again
so we can check to see if you're not just another fraud
like otnmbrd and Ms. Shen.

S.Simon - USCG Master Near Coastal 25GT


"Rick" wrote in message ...
"I, on the other hand, have sailed thousands of miles
and have sailed internationally ..."


Inside the boundary line I guess, that would account for the "nearshore"
limitation on the operators permit.

What a joke ...

Rick




Horvath September 10th 03 11:33 AM

Living sheltered lives.
 
On Wed, 10 Sep 2003 16:59:05 +1000, The Captains Nemesis
wrote this crap:

On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 23:03:51 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
|
| I've only ever heard the stall horn once. That was enough for me...

We were taking off from Fort Franklin on a flight to Norman Wells and the
young pilot asked me if I ever did a "Fighter Take-Off"...


Got launched off an aircraft carrier once, unfortunately we had to
land a runway.


I didn't know runways could fly. Must have been hard to land it.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Vito September 10th 03 04:11 PM

Living sheltered lives. !OT!
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Oddly enough... although I've enjoyed the company of 3 women for sex at the
same time, I've never entertained a gang bang as a desirable experience.


Gang bang? That's frat boy terminology (sort of like food fight). Bikers
don't do either. When we threw a party, we provided food, drink, etc. If
I needed to urinate I didn't run home, I got in the line at the can.
Similarly, if I found myself horny I got in the other line. When I
finished, I got back to socializing with friends. After all I could have
sex any time but their company rarely.

Deprived dudes like yourself are far too hung up on sex. It has its
place, certainly, but should not interfere with more novel activities. I
don't dawdle over taking a leak or over attending to sexual arousal when
there are better things to do. I'd feel more like you if I had to spend
hours posturing then whining and beggin for sex too, but I don't.

I've got friends who are bikers...


No, you do not, as witness your own description of your "friends". To
wit: "... They are cowards and lack honour" This may describe YOUR
friends, but not real Bikers. BTW, last I heard birds of a feather .....

I have no need for backup ....


With women? Bwahaha! A manly dude like yourself once bragged how he'd
wore a certain young lady out the afternoon before. Didn't have the
heart to tell him she'd showed up at my door minutes after she left him.
If you think you, or any one man, can *completely* satisfy most women
then you've been living a *very* sheltered life.


I can say this of you as well...


You can say anything from behind a keyboard. The Sioux wore mirrors to
remind them that such unsubstantiated opinions actually described the
speaker.

I can't actually judge the woman's mental condition nor her relationship to her
fiancé... but I doubt it could be considered stable or sane.


Both are far more common than you'd care to admit to yourself.

To boast of such a feat is beyond judicious and points to your own failings.


Boast? T'aint me boasting about three women at once. I've achieved too
much thru risk and hard work to boast about anything as easy to come by
as sex, or being 3 ladies' toy.

You lack backbone ...


I see I have hit a nerve. You weren't the fiance were you?

I ran a cheap appartment bldg once. Saturday night 6-10 'necks'd gather
in the court then slip off one by one as dark approached. Then their
women'd do the same, each returning a couple hours later with a john for
a quick one before their men returned about 2AM. Next day the dudes'd
assemble to brag about getting laid. Concerned about what their women do
in their absence? "Hell no! I bang her so good she'd never want anybody
else!" I shut up then. Had I suggested they might be wrong about that,
they'd have called me names, right?

...and are beneath my contempt....


Since you say your friends are dishonorable cowards I'd hate to be
counted among them.

Capt. Mooron September 10th 03 06:20 PM

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"Vito" wrote in message

| Gang bang? That's frat boy terminology (sort of like food fight). Bikers
| don't do either. When we threw a party, we provided food, drink, etc. If
| I needed to urinate I didn't run home, I got in the line at the can.
| Similarly, if I found myself horny I got in the other line. When I
| finished, I got back to socializing with friends. After all I could have
| sex any time but their company rarely.

The terminology suits the mentality... seems like you line up a lot in life.
At least you know your place in line by now... at the end.


| Deprived dudes like yourself are far too hung up on sex. It has its
| place, certainly, but should not interfere with more novel activities. I
| don't dawdle over taking a leak or over attending to sexual arousal when
| there are better things to do. I'd feel more like you if I had to spend
| hours posturing then whining and beggin for sex too, but I don't.

Who's deprived... it's you doin' the boasting about stuff you've never
accomplished. People who talk a lot about gettin' it... usually ain't.

| No, you do not, as witness your own description of your "friends". To
| wit: "... They are cowards and lack honour" This may describe YOUR
| friends, but not real Bikers. BTW, last I heard birds of a feather .....

Oh yeah I do... but I've no need to name drop and they leave the attitude at
the club house when sailing with me.

| With women? Bwahaha! A manly dude like yourself once bragged how he'd
| wore a certain young lady out the afternoon before. Didn't have the
| heart to tell him she'd showed up at my door minutes after she left him.
| If you think you, or any one man, can *completely* satisfy most women
| then you've been living a *very* sheltered life.

Yeah... I seen your type.. all yak no back. Your a delusional idiot
discussing exploits of crack whores. Next you'll be tellin us they all posed
for Penthouse and Hustler.

| You can say anything from behind a keyboard. The Sioux wore mirrors to
| remind them that such unsubstantiated opinions actually described the
| speaker.

What ever I say here I'll tell ya face to face.... count on it. The Sioux
didn't wear mirrors you idiot!


| Both are far more common than you'd care to admit to yourself.

Maybe in your world.. where degradation and addiction is the only way you
can seek pleasure and vengeance on a world that has dealt you a loser's
hand. You've been nothin'... accomplished less... wasted oxygen on this
planet and when you're dead... will have failed to leave your mark.

| Boast? T'aint me boasting about three women at once. I've achieved too
| much thru risk and hard work to boast about anything as easy to come by
| as sex, or being 3 ladies' toy.

No that's right... you boast about one woman and 30 guys... sounds faggy
and sloppy to me. It's interesting you consider sex and urination with equal
passion.

| I see I have hit a nerve. You weren't the fiance were you?

You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you were locked inside with an
Uzi. What you struck was my absolute detest for scum who believe their
exploits worth retelling. You offer no humour, no wit and no value. It's
nothing that hasn't been churned from the imagination of Hollywood script
writers.

|
| I ran a cheap apartment bldg once. Saturday night 6-10 'necks'd gather
| in the court then slip snip the delusional ranting of a Never Was


So now you were a building super for a rundown tenement in the boon docks...
poking hookers... and this is supposed to have some deep seated meaning or
merit... Bwahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!
Is that "L" on your fore head a birth mark.. or did you carve it in yourself
while pretending to be a Sioux Brave with a mirror? Ha Ha Ha

| Since you say your friends are dishonorable cowards I'd hate to be
| counted among them.

I said bikers in a gang are spineless cowards. Ever hear how everyone says
"but he's a nice guy when he's not with the gang"... ever wonder why
striker? I'll tell ya why.. no back up... can't work without a net.. needs
an audience to feed from.... sound familiar.. you got your "Sioux Mirror"
hangin' off your leather ball cap?

Time to change your "Depends" bucky.... you spit your teeth out again and
wet yourself with that last post!

CM





Vito September 10th 03 09:15 PM

Living sheltered lives. !OT!
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Vito" wrote in message

| Gang bang? That's frat boy terminology (sort of like food fight).

The terminology suits the mentality...


.... of the one who used it - specifically you frat boy.

| Deprived dudes like yourself are far too hung up on sex. It has its
| place, certainly, but should not interfere with more novel activities. I
| don't dawdle over taking a leak or over attending to sexual arousal when
| there are better things to do. I'd feel more like you if I had to spend
| hours posturing then whining and beggin for sex too, but I don't.

Who's deprived... it's you doin' the boasting ...


You are. I boasted of nothing, but rather related a story about a
cuckold - a story that obviously deeply and abnormally disturbes you. I
wonder why.

| No, you do not, as witness your own description of your "friends". To
| wit: "... They are cowards and lack honour" This may describe YOUR
| friends, but not real Bikers. BTW, last I heard birds of a feather .....

Oh yeah I do... but I've no need to name drop and they leave the attitude at
the club house when sailing with me.


Right. Sure you do. The Litigators or Proctologists MC? When a buddy
rides up with one like that we call it a tank slapper.

Yeah... I seen your type.. all yak no back. Your a delusional idiot
discussing exploits of crack whores. Next you'll be tellin us they all posed
for Penthouse and Hustler.


AFAIK none posed for Penthouse. Most married dudes like you to better
afford the easy riders they supported. Now the truth's out you're
attacking the messenger.

| You can say anything from behind a keyboard. The Sioux wore mirrors to
| remind them that such unsubstantiated opinions actually described the
| speaker.

What ever I say here I'll tell ya face to face.... count on it.


Sure you will.

The Sioux didn't wear mirrors you idiot!


Check out some authentic pic's then read Seven Arrows and get back to
me.

| Both are far more common than you'd care to admit to yourself.

Maybe in your world.. where degradation and addiction is the only way you
can seek pleasure and vengeance on a world that has dealt you a loser's
hand. You've been nothin'... accomplished less... wasted oxygen on this
planet and when you're dead... will have failed to leave your mark.


Your overactive imagination is working overtime to protect your self
esteem. Fact is you haven't a clue about me or what I've accomplished.
Your unfounded personal attack suggests that you are in fact just like
the sucker in my story, but cannot admit it.


| Boast? T'aint me boasting about three women at once. I've achieved too
| much thru risk and hard work to boast about anything as easy to come by
| as sex, or being 3 ladies' toy.

No that's right... you boast about one woman and 30 guys... sounds faggy
and sloppy to me.


I simply related a story I found amusing. Since it hardly magnified any
achievement it cannot be called a "boast". I'm sorry it hit you so close
to home.

It's interesting you consider sex and urination with equal passion.


That comes from doing both with about equal frequency. I suppose if I'd
had to support some gal's real love to make out I feel different.


| I see I have hit a nerve. You weren't the fiance were you?

You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you were locked inside with an
Uzi. What you struck was my absolute detest for scum who believe their
exploits worth retelling. You offer no humour, no wit and no value. It's
nothing that hasn't been churned from the imagination of Hollywood script
writers.


Wyle Coyote says the same thing about Roadrunner cartoons.

So now you were a building super for a rundown tenement in the boon docks...


Actually, it was in Compton, just south of LA.

poking hookers... and this is supposed to have some deep seated meaning or
merit... Bwahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!
Is that "L" on your fore head a birth mark.. or did you carve it in yourself
while pretending to be a Sioux Brave with a mirror? Ha Ha Ha

| Since you say your friends are dishonorable cowards I'd hate to be
| counted among them.

I said bikers in a gang are spineless cowards. Ever hear how everyone says
"but he's a nice guy when he's not with the gang"... ever wonder why
striker? I'll tell ya why.. no back up... can't work without a net.. needs
an audience to feed from.... sound familiar.. you got your "Sioux Mirror"
hangin' off your leather ball cap?

Time to change your "Depends" bucky.... you spit your teeth out again and
wet yourself with that last post!


Sorry CP. She must have hurt you alot to put you so deep into denial.

Joe Butcher September 10th 03 09:37 PM

Living sheltered lives. - Z Card???
 
matt colie wrote in message ...
Capt.Simple,
You seem to have forgotten that since(if) one is a documented mariner, a
passport is not required when you are traveling as a part of ship's company.
I have never had a US passport, but I have been ashore in eigtheen
places that when not land bordered to or protectorates of the USA.

Matt Colie - Lifelong Waterman (we lived on a Maine-built ketch),
Licensed Mariner (Pilot (what they now call master) and Engineer) and
Congential Sailor (all we ever did, all I've ever done)





Gee Matt we call pilots- pilots. And Masters- Master of. In my case
1,600 ton freight and towing vessels.

Whats your Master ticket # and whats it for? Is your engineering
ticket for wiper or oiler?

Joe
Masters ticket # 607529
MSV RedCloud




Simple Simon wrote:
You guys and gals are pathetic. You've never sailed
more than a couple of miles from your dock.

I, on the other hand, have sailed thousands of miles
and have sailed internationally - like where you must
have your passport stamped. How many of you wannabes
even have a passport? Show of hands please! Bwahahahah!
Thought so - I can put the list on the head of a pin.

How is it you can live your whole lives and sail no further
than you can spit and then claim to be sailors? Not only
that, but you've the cheek to criticize me and my boat
that has been in more foreign ports than you have
pimples on your ass and that's a lot of ports.

Maybe one of these days you idiots will get up the nerve
to do what I do - sail where I want when I want. To me
it's all the same. The Keys, The Bahamas, Chesapeake Bay,
Mobile Alabama, Rum Cay, Bermuda, George Town, Long Island,
Isla Meujera, Key West, Flamingo, Okracoke, Venice,
Panama City, Nashville, Turks and Caicos, Haiti, etc. etc.

It's great to be me.

S.Simon - I've been everywhere, man!



Capt. Mooron September 10th 03 10:04 PM

Living sheltered lives. !OT!
 

"Vito" wrote in message

| .... of the one who used it - specifically you frat boy.

Frat??? Bwahahahahahaaa... so you think everyone that doesn't slum and
steal goes to college???

| You are. I boasted of nothing, but rather related a story about a
| cuckold - a story that obviously deeply and abnormally disturbes you. I
| wonder why.

Oh yeah... sure ya did... a story about how you assume getting in line for
sex is the natural way of things!!

| Right. Sure you do. The Litigators or Proctologists MC? When a buddy
| rides up with one like that we call it a tank slapper.

It don't take much to amuse the dense....

| AFAIK none posed for Penthouse. Most married dudes like you to better
| afford the easy riders they supported. Now the truth's out you're
| attacking the messenger.

Yeah sure they did.... more likely they married "dudes" like you waiting in
line for your turn.

| Sure you will.

Count on it.... I ain't shy about stating my piece. I don't intimidate well
either.

| Check out some authentic pic's then read Seven Arrows and get back to
| me.

Which Paper Back novel is that... did they print it with big letters and
little words so you could read it in the bus terminal and understand it?

| Your overactive imagination is working overtime to protect your self
| esteem. Fact is you haven't a clue about me or what I've accomplished.
| Your unfounded personal attack suggests that you are in fact just like
| the sucker in my story, but cannot admit it.

AFAIK... I ain't the one bragging about line ups for sloppy 32nds.

| I simply related a story I found amusing. Since it hardly magnified any
| achievement it cannot be called a "boast". I'm sorry it hit you so close
| to home.

Your just ****ed because I called you out on some delusional tale and
slapped some reality into you. Don't be so friggin' sensitive.

| That comes from doing both with about equal frequency. I suppose if I'd
| had to support some gal's real love to make out I feel different.

I bet you do both with your hand on your dick as well. How could you suppose
anything...

| Wyle Coyote says the same thing about Roadrunner cartoons.

WTF... you're slippin gears now Bucky!

| Actually, it was in Compton, just south of LA.

Oh sure.. pick a spot .. any spot... the line starts on the left... sure!

| Sorry CP. She must have hurt you alot to put you so deep into denial.

It's CM.... you must be rattled. What a load of crap you shovel... next
time you think you're being funny or cute... whack your dick in the drawer a
few times and see if that don't let some blood back into your dense skull.

CM



matt colie September 10th 03 10:04 PM

Living sheltered lives. - Z Card???
 
Capt.Simple,
You seem to have forgotten that since(if) one is a documented mariner, a
passport is not required when you are traveling as a part of ship's company.
I have never had a US passport, but I have been ashore in eigtheen
places that when not land bordered to or protectorates of the USA.

Matt Colie - Lifelong Waterman (we lived on a Maine-built ketch),
Licensed Mariner (Pilot (what they now call master) and Engineer) and
Congential Sailor (all we ever did, all I've ever done)



Simple Simon wrote:
You guys and gals are pathetic. You've never sailed
more than a couple of miles from your dock.

I, on the other hand, have sailed thousands of miles
and have sailed internationally - like where you must
have your passport stamped. How many of you wannabes
even have a passport? Show of hands please! Bwahahahah!
Thought so - I can put the list on the head of a pin.

How is it you can live your whole lives and sail no further
than you can spit and then claim to be sailors? Not only
that, but you've the cheek to criticize me and my boat
that has been in more foreign ports than you have
pimples on your ass and that's a lot of ports.

Maybe one of these days you idiots will get up the nerve
to do what I do - sail where I want when I want. To me
it's all the same. The Keys, The Bahamas, Chesapeake Bay,
Mobile Alabama, Rum Cay, Bermuda, George Town, Long Island,
Isla Meujera, Key West, Flamingo, Okracoke, Venice,
Panama City, Nashville, Turks and Caicos, Haiti, etc. etc.

It's great to be me.

S.Simon - I've been everywhere, man!




Scout September 10th 03 10:42 PM

Living sheltered lives.
 
the game, of course

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
Hmm, then what *are* they after?


Thom Stewart September 10th 03 10:59 PM

Living sheltered lives.
 
Vito,

I guess you're just to young to ever remember the lines in Hawaii during
WW2.for the whore houses. They were over blocks long. As a young man of
19, I remember them very well. That is another story for another time,
surfice it to say the lines were longer than the movies lines or the
beer lines

OT


Vito September 11th 03 04:15 PM

Living sheltered lives. !OT!
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

... so you think everyone that doesn't slum and steal goes to college???


No, nor are most grads frat boys. But if it walks like a duck and
*talks* like a duck ...

| I boasted of nothing, ...

Oh yeah... sure ya did... a story about how you assume getting in line for
sex is the natural way of things!!


The story wasn't about *me*, it was about women using guys like you.
Just for drill let's assume there were 100 in line. That suggests she
enjoyed 100+ orgasms, far more than you (or I) could give her. You find
that dispicable. The next day she marries her john and they go on a
honeymoon. He imagines he was her first. I find that hilarious.

.. more likely they married "dudes" like you waiting in line for your turn.


That's oxymooronic. The "dudes" getting it free didn't have big $$$ like
her john, so why would she marry *one* of them when she could enjoy them
all with no commitments? Free minded lasses like her marry bucks-up boys
they can P-whip who'll spoil them, not bikers who blow every cent on
machinery. They just use us for sex. There, does that make you feel
better?

I don't intimidate well either.

Methinks you protest too much.

| Check out some authentic pic's then read Seven Arrows ...

Which Paper Back novel is that...


Your ignorance is showing again. Maybe somebody can loan you a copy. The
look into another culture will help you with your hang ups.

AFAIK... I ain't the one bragging about line ups for sloppy 32nds.


No, but you ARE acting like you were her john. Question is why.

Your just ****ed ....


Naw, I'm trained to counsel guys like you so I don't take it personal. I
see your over reaction to tales of cuckoldry as crys for help, but I
cannot do much in this forum.

You brag about 3 women. That's great. But surely you don't imagine you
were their first, or even their first that day, or last? So why must you
think being 3rd or 100th makes you better than the dude before/after
you? And why does it matter if he was minutes or days before? Why does
your ego *need* to ignore their other adventures? Why do you identify
with the cuckold in my story so strongly you have to attack me for
reminding you about .... what?

No, don't tell me (I get paid to listen) but DO get help before your
egotistical attitude toward women and sexuality degenerate into a
jealous rage that gets some poor girl hurt - if it hasn't already. Your
prediliction toward pedophilia makes that all too likely.

| Wyle Coyote says the same thing about Roadrunner cartoons.

WTF... you're slippin gears now Bucky!


Wyle finds RR cartoons as funny as you do my story about the cuckolded
frat boy because the joke is always on him. He'd prolly say ...

... What a load of crap you shovel... next time you think you're being funny or
cute... whack your dick in the drawer a few times and ....


Don't these angry over-responses suggest *anything* to you? Trust me,
they will to your shrink. I'll bet one of your "biker" friends is one.
Talk to him/her about it before it's too late.


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