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"Vito" wrote in message

| No, nor are most grads frat boys. But if it walks like a duck and
| *talks* like a duck ...

You a biker... that's laughable... striker maybe.

| The story wasn't about *me*, it was about women using guys like you.
| Just for drill let's assume there were 100 in line. That suggests she
| enjoyed 100+ orgasms, far more than you (or I) could give her. You find
| that dispicable. The next day she marries her john and they go on a
| honeymoon. He imagines he was her first. I find that hilarious.

Speaks volumes....


| That's oxymooronic. The "dudes" getting it free didn't have big $$$ like
| her john, so why would she marry *one* of them when she could enjoy them
| all with no commitments? Free minded lasses like her marry bucks-up boys
| they can P-whip who'll spoil them, not bikers who blow every cent on
| machinery. They just use us for sex. There, does that make you feel
| better?

Keep tellin' yourself that...


| Methinks you protest too much.

Youthinks??? Doubt it... you claimed I wouldn't speak so freely if I
weren't behind a keyboard.


| Your ignorance is showing again. Maybe somebody can loan you a copy. The
| look into another culture will help you with your hang ups.

Ha Ha Ha... your talkin' to someone that spent over 20 years in the North...
I lived with natives. Try your delusional dimestore stories on your
buddies.... you know.. the ones who remember one gang bang in their teens as
a life long progression.

| No, but you ARE acting like you were her john. Question is why.

Interesting... you seem to think it's all about cash and crack whores. I
doubt it even happened... but I'll call you on your story. I guess that's a
threat to you is it?


| Naw, I'm trained to counsel guys like you so I don't take it personal. I
| see your over reaction to tales of cuckoldry as crys for help, but I
| cannot do much in this forum.

Bwahahahahahahahaaa What's Up Doc? Another dime store Freud!

|
| You brag about 3 women. That's great. But surely you don't imagine you
| were their first, or even their first that day, or last? So why must you
| think being 3rd or 100th makes you better than the dude before/after
| you? And why does it matter if he was minutes or days before? Why does
| your ego *need* to ignore their other adventures? Why do you identify
| with the cuckold in my story so strongly you have to attack me for
| reminding you about .... what?

Didn't boast.. stated a fact. It's you that seems to think that 40 biker
line ups and gang bangs are standard practice... that alone speaks volumes.
Basically I just feel obligated to slap down delusional idiots that rant on
about how tough and cool they are.... but heh.. now you claim you're a
"counsellor"... Bwahahahahahahaaa!

|
| No, don't tell me (I get paid to listen) but DO get help before your
| egotistical attitude toward women and sexuality degenerate into a
| jealous rage that gets some poor girl hurt - if it hasn't already. Your
| prediliction toward pedophilia makes that all too likely.

Woooooooo..... take a pill. Your becoming incoherent. Something to do with
your upbringing?

| Wyle finds RR cartoons as funny as you do my story about the cuckolded
| frat boy because the joke is always on him. He'd prolly say ...

Make that a straight jacket there "Biker Boy"....

| Don't these angry over-responses suggest *anything* to you? Trust me,
| they will to your shrink. I'll bet one of your "biker" friends is one.
| Talk to him/her about it before it's too late.

"I'll bet".... sure you will.... now just take your medication and the
nurse will get your leather biker's jacket Mr Freud.

Bwahahahahahahahaaa!!

CM

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Vito wrote:


The story wasn't about *me*, it was about women using guys like you.
Just for drill let's assume there were 100 in line. That suggests she
enjoyed 100+ orgasms, far more than you (or I) could give her. You find
that dispicable.

Why do you assume that? Nobody said any such thing, only you.


The next day she marries her john and they go on a
honeymoon. He imagines he was her first. I find that hilarious.

Why?


You brag about 3 women. That's great. But surely you don't imagine you
were their first, or even their first that day, or last?

Why do you have this hang-up on virginity? Is it because you've never really had sex,
or because you're so emotionally stunted?

BTW I don't think you're really a biker, either. If you were, you'd already have told
us about your ride.

DSK

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

You a biker... that's laughable... striker maybe. ...

I used to think I was a biker. After all, that's what people called me.
I'd been a member of the club they made "the movie" about - the one most
of the current "gangs" modeled themselves after; I'd broken I dunno how
many bones racing, done any number of 1000+ mile days, ridden coast to
coast a dozen times, and til last year averaged 40-50 miles/year in the
saddle. Then a young woman told me that what one DOES don't count any
more - in this millenia its how you FEEL that defines who and what you
are. "Take me" she said "I'm a lesbian. All I ever think about is having
sex with women - never men just women - and whenever I see a woman I
want her. Are you as committed to bikes?" Well, no ... "Then you're no
real biker!" and she flounced off. So you're right. By your criteria I'm
not a biker cuz I don't study Easy Rider 24/7 to learn how to dress and
act. According to y'all younger dudes, I must be a lesbian (c:


.... you claimed I wouldn't speak so freely if I weren't behind a keyboard.

YOU prolly would, considering the sheltered life you've enjoyed. Danny
was like you til he met Frank Sinatra. A tough Italian kid from north
NJ, Danny hopped right up when asked "You wanna fight?". But Franky just
laughed, snapped his fingers, and 4 big goons took Danny out back and
let him fight. Funny how a few days in the ER mellows a fellow. Anyway,
I'll cut you some slack out of respect for the hard times you're going
thru and hope you never get "educated" like that - or by a biker woman.

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DSK wrote:

Vito wrote:

The story wasn't about *me*, it was about women using guys like you.
Just for drill let's assume there were 100 in line. That suggests she
enjoyed 100+ orgasms, far more than you (or I) could give her. ...

Why do you assume that? Nobody said any such thing, only you.

Cuz I was there, remember. Would you rather assume 90 or 110, or CM's
32? Point's the same: neither you nor I nor the Capt'n can pleasure her
like they did. Question is why you can't deal with that.

The next day she marries her john and they go on a
honeymoon. He imagines he was her first. I find that hilarious.

Why?

Because he thinks himself too superior to stand in line. Little does he
know all men stand in line. The difference is some of us know it, and
that makes his posturing pretty funny. Real question is why you had to
ask.

You brag about 3 women. That's great. But surely you don't imagine you
were their first, or even their first that day, or last?

Why do you have this hang-up on virginity? ...

Your reading comprehension needs improvement. I'm the one who likes 'm
well used, remember. Start on Dick and Jane and work up. Jesus save us,
at least Mooran can read ....

BTW I don't think you're really a biker, either. ...

By "modern" standards I'm not. I own 5 bikes but I'm liking boats and
wearing deck shoes right now, so that means I'm really a SAILOR; never
mind I've been riding 50 years but only sailing a few months. After all
it's FEELINGS that count now days - right? Oy! Wait! A pretty woman just
walked by and I just turned into a lesbian!

Thanks for the laugh.

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"Vito" wrote in message

| I used to think I was a biker. After all, that's what people called me.
| I'd been a member of the club they made "the movie" about - the one most
| of the current "gangs" modeled themselves after; I'd broken I dunno how
| many bones racing, done any number of 1000+ mile days, ridden coast to
| coast a dozen times, and til last year averaged 40-50 miles/year in the
| saddle. Then a young woman told me that what one DOES don't count any
| more - in this millenia its how you FEEL that defines who and what you
| are. "Take me" she said "I'm a lesbian. All I ever think about is having
| sex with women - never men just women - and whenever I see a woman I
| want her. Are you as committed to bikes?" Well, no ... "Then you're no
| real biker!" and she flounced off. So you're right. By your criteria I'm
| not a biker cuz I don't study Easy Rider 24/7 to learn how to dress and
| act. According to y'all younger dudes, I must be a lesbian (c:

Vito... you seem to have the hollywood lingo copied fairly accuratly... but
you were never a full patch on any club. Did your strip the Tattoo... once a
member it's a life time commitment.

You're talking through your hat.... fake as a 3 dollar bill.

| YOU prolly would, considering the sheltered life you've enjoyed. snip
gibberish

Think again.... the only thing sheltered is your exposure to real life.
You're making up this crap and it was obvious from the start. I took the
time to slap you down so you wouldn't think your dime store novels reflect
real life ... and that you' ain't as "cool" as you'd like to think you are.
A quick archives search will fill you in as to my experience. I don't need
to threaten with violence because when it's required it's delivered without
the verbal hoopla you've been spouting Bucky!

Take a clue... you are way out of your league when dealing with me. Go back
to impressing yourself in the mirror. At least you might have an audience
that actually believes the crap you try to pass off as "life experience".

BTW - aren't you late for your Pizza Delivery Job?

CM

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Vito wrote:

... Question is why you can't deal with that.

Doesn't bother me a bit. But to claim that the only way you can enjoy sex is
by being part of a gang bang makes you a pretty sad individual whether it's
true or not... I suspect not.



The next day she marries her john and they go on a
honeymoon. He imagines he was her first. I find that hilarious.

Why?

Because he thinks himself too superior to stand in line. Little does he
know all men stand in line.

That's a dumb statement... but from you, it fits.




Why do you have this hang-up on virginity? ...

Your reading comprehension needs improvement.

No, it doesn't. You are making fun of others belief in virtue, and asserting
your belief that all women enjoy gang bangs.

Again, expressing that very thought makes you rather pathertic & sad, whether
it's true or not. There is definitely something wrong with your head,
something besides being dumber than a doorknob, that is.



BTW I don't think you're really a biker, either. ...

By "modern" standards I'm not. I own 5 bikes but I'm liking boats and
wearing deck shoes right now, so that means I'm really a SAILOR; never
mind I've been riding 50 years but only sailing a few months. After all
it's FEELINGS that count now days - right? Oy! Wait! A pretty woman just
walked by and I just turned into a lesbian!

Thanks for the laugh.

Next you'll be telling us you're a cowboy.

DSK

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Doug... this idiot has never owned a hog and the only time he might have
been in a gang bang was in his teens at the end of a line... doing some
disturbed young girl that desperately sought acceptance and attention.

It's at best a closet wet dream of someone with deep issues regarding hatred
for women and a history of erectile dysfunction. His entire spiel would be a
treasure trove for physcoanyalists doing their research on male
insecurities.
He seems to think that "virgins" are important... and seems to hate women in
general. He has gone out of his way to describe them as utensils. His lame
claims to be a "councilor" are a laughable attempt to allot himself some
credence by assimilating the title of someone he has come to respect as his
teacher. In other words... he in counseling right now... probably court
enforced. :-)

Vito is without .... how much of a loser can you be in life?

CM




"DSK" wrote in message
...
| Vito wrote:
|
| ... Question is why you can't deal with that.
|
| Doesn't bother me a bit. But to claim that the only way you can enjoy sex
is
| by being part of a gang bang makes you a pretty sad individual whether
it's
| true or not... I suspect not.
|
|
|
| The next day she marries her john and they go on a
| honeymoon. He imagines he was her first. I find that hilarious.
|
| Why?
|
| Because he thinks himself too superior to stand in line. Little does he
| know all men stand in line.
|
| That's a dumb statement... but from you, it fits.
|
|
|
|
| Why do you have this hang-up on virginity? ...
|
| Your reading comprehension needs improvement.
|
| No, it doesn't. You are making fun of others belief in virtue, and
asserting
| your belief that all women enjoy gang bangs.
|
| Again, expressing that very thought makes you rather pathertic & sad,
whether
| it's true or not. There is definitely something wrong with your head,
| something besides being dumber than a doorknob, that is.
|
|
|
| BTW I don't think you're really a biker, either. ...
|
| By "modern" standards I'm not. I own 5 bikes but I'm liking boats and
| wearing deck shoes right now, so that means I'm really a SAILOR; never
| mind I've been riding 50 years but only sailing a few months. After all
| it's FEELINGS that count now days - right? Oy! Wait! A pretty woman just
| walked by and I just turned into a lesbian!
|
| Thanks for the laugh.
|
| Next you'll be telling us you're a cowboy.
|
| DSK
|

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DSK wrote:

Vito wrote:

... Question is why you can't deal with that.

Doesn't bother me a bit. But to claim that the only way you can enjoy sex is
by being part of a gang bang makes you a pretty sad individual whether it's
true or not... I suspect not.

Work on that reading comp summo bro .... When did I say "only"?

Because he thinks himself too superior to stand in line. Little does he
know all men stand in line.

That's a dumb statement... but from you, it fits.

Proving that you're more into denial as he was.

Your reading comprehension needs improvement.

No, it doesn't. You are making fun of others belief in virtue, and asserting
your belief that all women enjoy gang bangs.

You just proved me right again. Where I said "all"? Obviously, some men
and women are frigid and, having had their natural God-given sexuality
stunted in childhood, now deem themselves "virtuous". I had a coworker
who argued that limiting sex to once a month made it better - til he
died of prostate cancer.

Again, expressing that very thought makes you rather pathertic & sad, whether
it's true or not. There is definitely something wrong with your head,
something besides being dumber than a doorknob, that is.

So, believing lies and BS is a virtue but speaking the truth is pathetic
and sad??? Talk about dumber than a doorknob. Oy!

Next you'll be telling us you're a cowboy.

Actually I did break horses (and bones) part time for a couple years ...

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Did your strip the Tattoo... once a member it's a life time commitment.

Nope, I still have it - plus a lot of memories and pictures.

The clubs you mistake for motorcycle clubs are mostly movie fan clubs.

You're talking through your hat.... fake as a 3 dollar bill.

More brave yadayadayada from behind a keyboard.

| YOU prolly would, considering the sheltered life you've enjoyed. snip
gibberish

Think again.... the only thing sheltered is your exposure to real life.
You're making up this crap and it was obvious from the start. ...

That's OK kid, believe what you must. I understand that you *must*
believe the reality I show you doesn't exist because it threatens the
house of cards your self esteem is built on. You're certain I'm spoofing
you cuz you have friends who get costumed up and act like Easy Rider
tells them too and I'm not like them. I don't even act like Marlon
Brando of Fonda's kid - you know Janes little brother. Ergo, I must not
be a biker. Oh well ...

Take a clue... you are way out of your league when dealing with me.

Say, weren't you were one of the "leather boys" old Salty the Pagan used
to bring to church on a dog chain! If so I'm definitely not in *your*
league ...

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Doug... this idiot has never owned a hog ...

I currently own a FLHTC I bought new in 89. It has over 150,000 miles on
it and has visited both coasts half a dozen times. I previously owned 14
different H-Ds, including an XLCH and two other "hogs" (dressers) but
mostly Willy G sleds. OTOH, unlike Mooron's buddies, I don't *have* to
obey Easy Rider so I also own a Royal Enfield, a Triumph, a Kawasaki and
a Ducati, and have owned half a dozen BMWs, several BSAs and Triumphs
and god knows how many "ricers". I was out riding when Mooron was born -
an act his mother never forgave me for.

He seems to think that "virgins" are important... and seems to hate women in
general. He has gone out of his way to describe them as utensils.

Abusive dishonesty is a looser's last refuge. Can he show us where I
said virgins were important or even desireable to me - to him maybe but
not me. Fact is I'm the one who prefers experienced women and honors
their superior sexuality, remember. And "utensils"?? That's his own
feelings coming thru. My story described a woman who use bikers for
casual sexual gratification and a fool like him for financial support -
a fool who prolly did think her a "utensil". That's what makes the tale
funny.

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"Vito" wrote in message
| Nope, I still have it - plus a lot of memories and pictures.

Doubt it ... you stated you "were" a member... if you're not active you
don't wear the tattoo. Better brush up on the facts there striker.... you
were never a full patch of anything.

| The clubs you mistake for motorcycle clubs are mostly movie fan clubs.

You're an idiot.

| More brave yadayadayada from behind a keyboard.

.....this seems to be an exercise in self description on your part. Like what
would you do if you met me face to face??? ... tell me how you're a
"councilor"... Bwahahahahahahahhaaaa
I don't need to address a person on their level of bravado.... I know their
bravado dissipates when in contact with my mere presence. Just like your
viewpoints when subject to my interrogation


| That's OK kid, believe what you must. I understand that you *must*
| believe the reality I show you doesn't exist because it threatens the
| house of cards your self esteem is built on.

Woooooooo..... talk about basing an argument on assumptions.


You're certain I'm spoofing
| you cuz you have friends who get costumed up and act like Easy Rider
| tells them too and I'm not like them. I don't even act like Marlon
| Brando of Fonda's kid - you know Janes little brother. Ergo, I must not
| be a biker. Oh well ...


I'm certain you're not who or what you claim to be... nor have you
experienced what you claim to have. You're doing a Bosprit... but at least
he has actual if not limited experience to speak from. Tell me again about
the Sioux Braves and the mirrors.... Bwahahahahahahahahaaa!!

| Say, weren't you were one of the "leather boys" old Salty the Pagan used
| to bring to church on a dog chain! If so I'm definitely not in *your*
| league ...

When I wear leather... it's sealskin and Caribou. It's for a purpose. It has
nothing to do with imitation. It has less to do with intimidation. You're
another knockoff Yank wanna be..... you'll never make the grade and when it
comes down to survival.... you can't touch me. I've got a PHD in Bush Tacka
and BA in street smarts.

I can tell you're accustomed to not making the grade..... real warriors
carry themselves much better. People with confidence don't need to rely on
some fantasy of having bedded someone's future wife in a lineup to feel
superior. It's even more amazing how you'll repeatedly place yourself in a
position to be reminded of your failings as a human being .... let alone a
man. Sounds like you have issues.....

CM

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"Vito" wrote in message
...

| I currently own a FLHTC I bought new in 89. It has over 150,000 miles on
| it and has visited both coasts half a dozen times. I previously owned 14
| different H-Ds, including an XLCH and two other "hogs" (dressers) but
| mostly Willy G sleds. OTOH, unlike Mooron's buddies, I don't *have* to
| obey Easy Rider so I also own a Royal Enfield, a Triumph, a Kawasaki and
| a Ducati, and have owned half a dozen BMWs, several BSAs and Triumphs
| and god knows how many "ricers". I was out riding when Mooron was born -
| an act his mother never forgave me for.

Pity you don't use the time allotted to research motorcycles to comprehend I
was born in Africa.... in the Congo. My mother was also born there. You
can't even make the tie to your speil....

| Abusive dishonesty is a looser's last refuge.

Sounds like an apt description of you...

Can he show us where I
| said virgins were important or even desireable to me - to him maybe but
| not me. Fact is I'm the one who prefers experienced women and honors
| their superior sexuality, remember. And "utensils"?? That's his own
| feelings coming thru. My story described a woman who use bikers for
| casual sexual gratification and a fool like him for financial support -
| a fool who prolly did think her a "utensil". That's what makes the tale
| funny.

Can't see how your boast of having done someone's future wife could lead you
to think of yourself as a balanced individual... let alone that your fable
is a valid representation of reality. You seem to take some vengeful glee
that somehow you managed to put one over on a person that is more successful
than you. You're full of envy and hatred.

You're a fraud... a phony ... a fake.... you live with delusions. You have
no more merit than your yarns.

CM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Pity you don't use the time allotted to research motorcycles to comprehend I
was born in Africa.... in the Congo. ...

Why would anyone like me care where somebody like you was born, let
alone pause having fun to research it?? You insult your betters then
when called on your lies you throw a tantrum.

Can he show us where I
| said virgins were important or even desireable to me - to him maybe but
| not me. Fact is I'm the one who prefers experienced women and honors
| their superior sexuality, remember. And "utensils"?? That's his own
| feelings coming thru. My story described a woman who use bikers for
| casual sexual gratification and a fool like him for financial support -
| a fool who prolly did think her a "utensil". That's what makes the tale
| funny.

Can't see how your boast of having done someone's future wife ...

That's the real problem here isn't it: your own inability do
differentiate between a boast and a funny story. I don't recall saying
that *I* had "done" the lady in question, yet you're so jealous that I
might have that you think I must be boasting. After all, if YOU had been
in that line YOU'd be boasting. But I'm not you. I don't consider it
boasting if I said I breathed 1000 breaths last night, enjoyed a beer
and a great dinner, and took a satisfying dump because I don't consider
doing something that millions of others also do every day something
worth boasting about - and having "done" some fool's future wife
definately falls into that catagory. After all, everybody who ever
pleasured a lady who later married has exactly that. So why on earth
would anyone "boast" about it? Perhaps you'll understand that when you
have done anything worth boasting over.

You are simply a liar, and an incompetent one at that.

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"Vito" wrote in message

You insult your betters then
| when called on your lies you throw a tantrum.

Woooooooooooooooo.....

| That's the real problem here isn't it: your own inability snip the
yelping

| You are simply a liar, and an incompetent one at that.

WELL.... I think my Work here is Done... another looney is rendered to a
greasy splat.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa

CM

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"Vito" wrote in message
...
That's the real problem here isn't it: your own inability do
differentiate between a boast and a funny story.

So, you think that it is funny to infer that you screwed somebody's
mother???

Wow! You've a great sense of humour.



Regards


Donal
--

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I come back and find you've filleted another! Way to go mooron!

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Vito" wrote in message

You insult your betters then
| when called on your lies you throw a tantrum.

Woooooooooooooooo.....

| That's the real problem here isn't it: your own inability snip the
yelping

| You are simply a liar, and an incompetent one at that.

WELL.... I think my Work here is Done... another looney is rendered to a
greasy splat.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa

CM

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Maybe he thinks gang bangs are funny? What a loser.

Cheers MC

Donal wrote:

"Vito" wrote in message
...

That's the real problem here isn't it: your own inability do
differentiate between a boast and a funny story.


So, you think that it is funny to infer that you screwed somebody's
mother???

Wow! You've a great sense of humour.



Regards


Donal
--

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Yeah well I've had to take up your slack while you were off enjoying the
Tongan Islands... :-)

Glad to see you back.

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| I come back and find you've filleted another! Way to go mooron!
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| "Vito" wrote in message
|
| You insult your betters then
| | when called on your lies you throw a tantrum.
|
| Woooooooooooooooo.....
|
| | That's the real problem here isn't it: your own inability snip the
| yelping
|
| | You are simply a liar, and an incompetent one at that.
|
| WELL.... I think my Work here is Done... another looney is rendered to a
| greasy splat.
|
| Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
|
| CM
|
|
|

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Well keep up the gud works!

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

Yeah well I've had to take up your slack while you were off enjoying the
Tongan Islands... :-)

Glad to see you back.

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| I come back and find you've filleted another! Way to go mooron!
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| "Vito" wrote in message
|
| You insult your betters then
| | when called on your lies you throw a tantrum.
|
| Woooooooooooooooo.....
|
| | That's the real problem here isn't it: your own inability snip the
| yelping
|
| | You are simply a liar, and an incompetent one at that.
|
| WELL.... I think my Work here is Done... another looney is rendered to a
| greasy splat.
|
| Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
|
| CM
|
|
|

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Doubt it ... you stated you "were" a member... if you're not active you
don't wear the tattoo. Better brush up on the facts there striker.... you
were never a full patch of anything.

Let me enlighten you. The big news rags like Time and Life got fat
reporting WW2 but the war was over and reporters were getting sacked for
lack of news to report. So they created it. When AMA held a Gypsy Tour
in Hollister, Ca (1947) the rags media called it a riot, blaming the
most prominent club there. Then Hollywood made a movie about it and 100s
of young men set out to *act* like Brando. These *fans* made the rules
you keep blowing about based on Hollywood fantasies. Don't believe me,
go read Sonny's own book about the Oakland crew. The bright spot was Lee
Marvin - he actually worked with Wino to develop his character.

OTOH you're right. I never joined a fan club. I deeply respect some for
having created a "reality" of their own, much like the NFL and NASCAR
have done, but always thot their enforced conformity odd for guys who
talk about freedom and I have zero respect for the yuppies who co-opted
that reality.

I was instead fortunate enough to be accepted by the original "Hollister
Wreacking Crew" and still have my tat and rags. Don't believe it? Hey,
some dudes think god's son was named Jesus instead of Hurcules. I could
care less.

I don't need to address a person on their level of bravado.... I know their
bravado dissipates when in contact with my mere presence.

Thanks! That's the best joke I've heard all day. I can see you now,
posing with other ducks, brave because you're protected by the law.

Danny thot the same way til he met Franky. Nutle used to bully nerds out
of their lunch money til somebody threw him under a car. The 280#
Canadian soccer star hired to teach shop really was intimidating cuz he
could whip any three of us - but when some homies kicked him into a coma
and left him for dead he fled back to Canada where a duck can safely
posture.

I'm certain you're not who or what you claim to be...

That's because your sheltered existence has always protected you from my
reality but if (when) you ever meet that reality you'll **** your pants
just like the soccer jock did. Meanwhile, you're brave and feisty -
certain things like that never happen.

Tell me again about the Sioux Braves and the mirrors....

Inspect ceremonial garb in a museum some time. Some have mirrors sewn
into them, others had them tied on. That's why mirrors were such good
trade goods. The reasons are too esoteric for anyone with your cultural
background to understand. Did you know that Julius Ceasar was
omnisexual?

| Say, weren't you were one of the "leather boys" old Salty the Pagan used
| to bring to church on a dog chain!

When I wear leather... it's sealskin and Caribou.

It was you!!! Sealskin panties, Caribou muff (c: .... ever a kid,
playing games in nice safe woods and ponds, safe because the government
shields you from the real world - you hope.

You're another knockoff Yank wanna be..... you'll never make the grade and when it
comes down to survival....

Jeeze, just when I thot you couldn't get any sillier. What have you
survived? Camping in the park? Sailing? Hanging with outlaw yuppies?
Gimme a break, my old busted ribs are hurting ...

I've got a PHD in Bush Tacka and BA in street smarts.

That's Ph.D. and your idea of street smarts is being able to find the
disco. Ever set anybody on fire? Wearing pants so low your crack showed
was in style in '55. Pouring a little gas down one and flicking your bic
created quite a spectacle in a crowded hall but the victim always
survives. I can imagine you in your 'bou hide doing the Compton chicken
dance then bragging about survival.

... real warriors carry themselves much better.

I've had the good fortune to work with one of the original SEALs and the
Teams out of Little Creek did woodland training at AP Hill just down the
road. They didn't need to "carry themselves" any particular way. You
must mean disco ducks or RCMP officers.

People with confidence ...

.... usually led sheltered lives. Like Danny. He'd been in lots of
"fights" wherein you push some smaller kid and if he pushes you back
somebody breaks it up and he gets in trouble. When you grow up you run
off at the mouth in a country known for pacifists, "confident" your
victim won't bust your face cuz you both know he'll go to the can if he
does. Such reinforcement makes you confident but deep inside you know
your bravado is ready to take a crap at the slightest threat - like
having to admit that your women have enjoyed other men more than they
enjoy you. That's the real reason you're so riled up by my little story
- it threatens your self esteem because you suspect it's about someone
just like you ... and you're prolly right.

Yes, I lack your naive confidence. I've seen "confident" bullies like
you get up in the wrong face and step back with a knife in their gut, or
get shot dead for insulting a woman, so I tend to be humble. A frat boy
who **** on Wino died of some mysterious lung disease as tho he'd been
breathing asbestos dust and guess what: the same folks who did him and
never faced arrest could do you or me just as easily. So I try to watch
my mouth and avoid personal attacks.

don't need to rely on some fantasy of having bedded someone's future wife in a lineup to feel
superior.

You really otta work on that hangup. Why would something half the dudes
on this NG have done make anybody feel superior? Didn't *any* of the
ladies you've known go on to get married and have kids, or do you make
women frigid/gay? What makes my story funny is that the groom, in his
hubris thot otherwise. That's the joke. Get it yet? No? Then you'll not
like Chaucer either.

Living sheltered lives. !OT!
 

"Vito" wrote in message
| Let me enlighten you. The big news rags like Time and Life got fat
| reporting WW2 but the war was over and reporters were getting sacked for
| lack of news to report. So they created it. When AMA held a Gypsy Tour
| in Hollister, Ca (1947) the rags media called it a riot, blaming the
| most prominent club there. Then Hollywood made a movie about it and 100s
| of young men set out to *act* like Brando. These *fans* made the rules
| you keep blowing about based on Hollywood fantasies. Don't believe me,
| go read Sonny's own book about the Oakland crew. The bright spot was Lee
| Marvin - he actually worked with Wino to develop his character.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!

|
| OTOH you're right. I never joined a fan club. I deeply respect some for
| having created a "reality" of their own, much like the NFL and NASCAR
| have done, but always thot their enforced conformity odd for guys who
| talk about freedom and I have zero respect for the yuppies who co-opted
| that reality.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

|
| I was instead fortunate enough to be accepted by the original "Hollister
| Wreacking Crew" and still have my tat and rags. Don't believe it? Hey,
| some dudes think god's son was named Jesus instead of Hurcules. I could
| care less.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaa

| Thanks! That's the best joke I've heard all day. I can see you now,
| posing with other ducks, brave because you're protected by the law.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaa

| Danny thot the same way til he met Franky. Nutle used to bully nerds out
| of their lunch money til somebody threw him under a car. The 280#
| Canadian soccer star hired to teach shop really was intimidating cuz he
| could whip any three of us - but when some homies kicked him into a coma
| and left him for dead he fled back to Canada where a duck can safely
| posture.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaa


|
| That's because your sheltered existence has always protected you from my
| reality but if (when) you ever meet that reality you'll **** your pants
| just like the soccer jock did. Meanwhile, you're brave and feisty -
| certain things like that never happen.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaa

| Inspect ceremonial garb in a museum some time. Some have mirrors sewn
| into them, others had them tied on. That's why mirrors were such good
| trade goods. The reasons are too esoteric for anyone with your cultural
| background to understand. Did you know that Julius Ceasar was
| omnisexual?

Oh Yeah... they had mirrors for centuries... they learned to grind it
themselves from plastic ice... Bwahahahahahahahaha

| It was you!!! Sealskin panties, Caribou muff (c: .... ever a kid,
| playing games in nice safe woods and ponds, safe because the government
| shields you from the real world - you hope.

You better not plan on walkin' with home tanned sealskin shorts...
Bwahahahahahahahahahaaa

| Jeeze, just when I thot you couldn't get any sillier. What have you
| survived? Camping in the park? Sailing? Hanging with outlaw yuppies?
| Gimme a break, my old busted ribs are hurting ...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaa

| That's Ph.D. and your idea of street smarts is being able to find the
| disco. Ever set anybody on fire? Wearing pants so low your crack showed
| was in style in '55. Pouring a little gas down one and flicking your bic
| created quite a spectacle in a crowded hall but the victim always
| survives. I can imagine you in your 'bou hide doing the Compton chicken
| dance then bragging about survival.

I got so confused at the tribal cerimony... I'm certain they said srew a
grizzly and wrestle a squaw!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa


| I've had the good fortune to work with one of the original SEALs and the
| Teams out of Little Creek did woodland training at AP Hill just down the
| road. They didn't need to "carry themselves" any particular way. You
| must mean disco ducks or RCMP officers.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaa

| ... usually led sheltered lives. Like Danny. He'd been in lots of
| "fights" wherein you push some smaller kid and if he pushes you back
| somebody breaks it up and he gets in trouble. When you grow up you run
| off at the mouth in a country known for pacifists, "confident" your
| victim won't bust your face cuz you both know he'll go to the can if he
| does. Such reinforcement makes you confident but deep inside you know
| your bravado is ready to take a crap at the slightest threat - like
| having to admit that your women have enjoyed other men more than they
| enjoy you. That's the real reason you're so riled up by my little story
| - it threatens your self esteem because you suspect it's about someone
| just like you ... and you're prolly right.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaa

|
| Yes, I lack your naive confidence. I've seen "confident" bullies like
| you get up in the wrong face and step back with a knife in their gut, or
| get shot dead for insulting a woman, so I tend to be humble. A frat boy
| who **** on Wino died of some mysterious lung disease as tho he'd been
| breathing asbestos dust and guess what: the same folks who did him and
| never faced arrest could do you or me just as easily. So I try to watch
| my mouth and avoid personal attacks.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaa

| You really otta work on that hangup. Why would something half the dudes
| on this NG have done make anybody feel superior? Didn't *any* of the
| ladies you've known go on to get married and have kids, or do you make
| women frigid/gay? What makes my story funny is that the groom, in his
| hubris thot otherwise. That's the joke. Get it yet? No? Then you'll not
| like Chaucer either.

The joke's on you... get it??? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

CM

Living sheltered lives. !OT!
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Vito" wrote
| .... Then you'll not like Chaucer either.

The joke's on you... get it??? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaa


Naw, the joke was on the carpenter ....