Simple Simon wrote:

You guys and gals are pathetic. You've never sailed
more than a couple of miles from your dock.


Ya got me there, Simon; but that's because I just recently took up
sailing because my aged and abused body no longer allows me to pursue
more rigorous pleasures.

Speaking of pathetic, what always amazed me is that *everybody* will
gladly stand in line for anything from ice cream to theater tickets, but
not for sex.

"Vito" wrote in message

| Speaking of pathetic, what always amazed me is that *everybody* will
| gladly stand in line for anything from ice cream to theater tickets, but
| not for sex.

Let me ask you... would you stand in line for ice cream if all you were
getting is one lick from the same cone as everyone else??

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

"Vito" wrote in message

| Speaking of pathetic, what always amazed me is that *everybody* will
| gladly stand in line for anything from ice cream to theater tickets, but
| not for sex.

Let me ask you... would you stand in line for ice cream if all you were
getting is one lick from the same cone as everyone else??


Let me ask you, would you stand in line and pay to see
the same old movie hundreds or thousands of times?

That's what married folks do or those in 'committed relationships'.

S.Simon - likes a little variety once in a while

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Vito" wrote in message

| Speaking of pathetic, what always amazed me is that *everybody* will
| gladly stand in line for anything from ice cream to theater tickets, but
| not for sex.

Let me ask you... would you stand in line for ice cream if all you were
getting is one lick from the same cone as everyone else??


Sure, and why not? Have only enjoyed 3 virgins in my 60+ years, all long
ago and none nearly so much as the more experienced lasses I've known.

I recall one well-licked cone provided by the Pagans MC for their
guests' general entertainment who explained that her fiance was a well
heeled MBA/lawyer. She'd told him she was saving herself for marriage to
whip him up to the alter the very next weekend! They'd planned to go
shopping that night but Ol Salty'd asked her to do this gig and since it
might be *weeks*, even **months** before she got another chance to bed
30-40 bikers in a row, she called the poor john to break the date - and
when asked why blurted out the truth!!! He found that so preposterous he
laughed, and that's what kept her giggling lick after lick. Of course
such adventures are old hat to sailors but .... (c;

"Vito" wrote in message

| Sure, and why not? Have only enjoyed 3 virgins in my 60+ years, all long
| ago and none nearly so much as the more experienced lasses I've known.
|
| I recall one well-licked cone provided by the Pagans MC for ... snip

Oddly enough... although I've enjoyed the company of 3 women for sex at the
same time, I've never entertained a gang bang as a desirable experience.
I've seen them and was put off by the notion or suggestion to participate.

I've got friends who are bikers... I'll tell you what I've always told them.
I have no need for backup and little respect for anyone that requires to
travel in a pack. They are cowards and lack honour.... I can say this of you
as well... it's reflected in your statements. I can't actually judge the
woman's mental condition nor her relationship to her fiancé... but I doubt
it could be considered stable or sane. To boast of such a feat is beyond
judicious and points to your own failings.

Don't include all sailors in your malicious exploits. You lack backbone and
are beneath my contempt....

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Oddly enough... although I've enjoyed the company of 3 women for sex at the
same time, I've never entertained a gang bang as a desirable experience.

Gang bang? That's frat boy terminology (sort of like food fight). Bikers
don't do either. When we threw a party, we provided food, drink, etc. If
I needed to urinate I didn't run home, I got in the line at the can.
Similarly, if I found myself horny I got in the other line. When I
finished, I got back to socializing with friends. After all I could have
sex any time but their company rarely.

Deprived dudes like yourself are far too hung up on sex. It has its
place, certainly, but should not interfere with more novel activities. I
don't dawdle over taking a leak or over attending to sexual arousal when
there are better things to do. I'd feel more like you if I had to spend
hours posturing then whining and beggin for sex too, but I don't.

I've got friends who are bikers...

No, you do not, as witness your own description of your "friends". To
wit: "... They are cowards and lack honour" This may describe YOUR
friends, but not real Bikers. BTW, last I heard birds of a feather .....

I have no need for backup ....

With women? Bwahaha! A manly dude like yourself once bragged how he'd
wore a certain young lady out the afternoon before. Didn't have the
heart to tell him she'd showed up at my door minutes after she left him.
If you think you, or any one man, can *completely* satisfy most women
then you've been living a *very* sheltered life.


I can say this of you as well...

You can say anything from behind a keyboard. The Sioux wore mirrors to
remind them that such unsubstantiated opinions actually described the
speaker.

I can't actually judge the woman's mental condition nor her relationship to her
fiancé... but I doubt it could be considered stable or sane.

Both are far more common than you'd care to admit to yourself.

To boast of such a feat is beyond judicious and points to your own failings.

Boast? T'aint me boasting about three women at once. I've achieved too
much thru risk and hard work to boast about anything as easy to come by
as sex, or being 3 ladies' toy.

You lack backbone ...

I see I have hit a nerve. You weren't the fiance were you?

I ran a cheap appartment bldg once. Saturday night 6-10 'necks'd gather
in the court then slip off one by one as dark approached. Then their
women'd do the same, each returning a couple hours later with a john for
a quick one before their men returned about 2AM. Next day the dudes'd
assemble to brag about getting laid. Concerned about what their women do
in their absence? "Hell no! I bang her so good she'd never want anybody
else!" I shut up then. Had I suggested they might be wrong about that,
they'd have called me names, right?

...and are beneath my contempt....

Since you say your friends are dishonorable cowards I'd hate to be
counted among them.

"Vito" wrote in message

| Gang bang? That's frat boy terminology (sort of like food fight). Bikers
| don't do either. When we threw a party, we provided food, drink, etc. If
| I needed to urinate I didn't run home, I got in the line at the can.
| Similarly, if I found myself horny I got in the other line. When I
| finished, I got back to socializing with friends. After all I could have
| sex any time but their company rarely.

The terminology suits the mentality... seems like you line up a lot in life.
At least you know your place in line by now... at the end.


| Deprived dudes like yourself are far too hung up on sex. It has its
| place, certainly, but should not interfere with more novel activities. I
| don't dawdle over taking a leak or over attending to sexual arousal when
| there are better things to do. I'd feel more like you if I had to spend
| hours posturing then whining and beggin for sex too, but I don't.

Who's deprived... it's you doin' the boasting about stuff you've never
accomplished. People who talk a lot about gettin' it... usually ain't.

| No, you do not, as witness your own description of your "friends". To
| wit: "... They are cowards and lack honour" This may describe YOUR
| friends, but not real Bikers. BTW, last I heard birds of a feather .....

Oh yeah I do... but I've no need to name drop and they leave the attitude at
the club house when sailing with me.

| With women? Bwahaha! A manly dude like yourself once bragged how he'd
| wore a certain young lady out the afternoon before. Didn't have the
| heart to tell him she'd showed up at my door minutes after she left him.
| If you think you, or any one man, can *completely* satisfy most women
| then you've been living a *very* sheltered life.

Yeah... I seen your type.. all yak no back. Your a delusional idiot
discussing exploits of crack whores. Next you'll be tellin us they all posed
for Penthouse and Hustler.

| You can say anything from behind a keyboard. The Sioux wore mirrors to
| remind them that such unsubstantiated opinions actually described the
| speaker.

What ever I say here I'll tell ya face to face.... count on it. The Sioux
didn't wear mirrors you idiot!


| Both are far more common than you'd care to admit to yourself.

Maybe in your world.. where degradation and addiction is the only way you
can seek pleasure and vengeance on a world that has dealt you a loser's
hand. You've been nothin'... accomplished less... wasted oxygen on this
planet and when you're dead... will have failed to leave your mark.

| Boast? T'aint me boasting about three women at once. I've achieved too
| much thru risk and hard work to boast about anything as easy to come by
| as sex, or being 3 ladies' toy.

No that's right... you boast about one woman and 30 guys... sounds faggy
and sloppy to me. It's interesting you consider sex and urination with equal
passion.

| I see I have hit a nerve. You weren't the fiance were you?

You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you were locked inside with an
Uzi. What you struck was my absolute detest for scum who believe their
exploits worth retelling. You offer no humour, no wit and no value. It's
nothing that hasn't been churned from the imagination of Hollywood script
writers.

|
| I ran a cheap apartment bldg once. Saturday night 6-10 'necks'd gather
| in the court then slip snip the delusional ranting of a Never Was


So now you were a building super for a rundown tenement in the boon docks...
poking hookers... and this is supposed to have some deep seated meaning or
merit... Bwahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!
Is that "L" on your fore head a birth mark.. or did you carve it in yourself
while pretending to be a Sioux Brave with a mirror? Ha Ha Ha

| Since you say your friends are dishonorable cowards I'd hate to be
| counted among them.

I said bikers in a gang are spineless cowards. Ever hear how everyone says
"but he's a nice guy when he's not with the gang"... ever wonder why
striker? I'll tell ya why.. no back up... can't work without a net.. needs
an audience to feed from.... sound familiar.. you got your "Sioux Mirror"
hangin' off your leather ball cap?

Time to change your "Depends" bucky.... you spit your teeth out again and
wet yourself with that last post!

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Vito" wrote in message

| Gang bang? That's frat boy terminology (sort of like food fight).

The terminology suits the mentality...

.... of the one who used it - specifically you frat boy.

| Deprived dudes like yourself are far too hung up on sex. It has its
| place, certainly, but should not interfere with more novel activities. I
| don't dawdle over taking a leak or over attending to sexual arousal when
| there are better things to do. I'd feel more like you if I had to spend
| hours posturing then whining and beggin for sex too, but I don't.

Who's deprived... it's you doin' the boasting ...

You are. I boasted of nothing, but rather related a story about a
cuckold - a story that obviously deeply and abnormally disturbes you. I
wonder why.

| No, you do not, as witness your own description of your "friends". To
| wit: "... They are cowards and lack honour" This may describe YOUR
| friends, but not real Bikers. BTW, last I heard birds of a feather .....

Oh yeah I do... but I've no need to name drop and they leave the attitude at
the club house when sailing with me.

Right. Sure you do. The Litigators or Proctologists MC? When a buddy
rides up with one like that we call it a tank slapper.

Yeah... I seen your type.. all yak no back. Your a delusional idiot
discussing exploits of crack whores. Next you'll be tellin us they all posed
for Penthouse and Hustler.

AFAIK none posed for Penthouse. Most married dudes like you to better
afford the easy riders they supported. Now the truth's out you're
attacking the messenger.

| You can say anything from behind a keyboard. The Sioux wore mirrors to
| remind them that such unsubstantiated opinions actually described the
| speaker.

What ever I say here I'll tell ya face to face.... count on it.

Sure you will.

The Sioux didn't wear mirrors you idiot!

Check out some authentic pic's then read Seven Arrows and get back to
me.

| Both are far more common than you'd care to admit to yourself.

Maybe in your world.. where degradation and addiction is the only way you
can seek pleasure and vengeance on a world that has dealt you a loser's
hand. You've been nothin'... accomplished less... wasted oxygen on this
planet and when you're dead... will have failed to leave your mark.

Your overactive imagination is working overtime to protect your self
esteem. Fact is you haven't a clue about me or what I've accomplished.
Your unfounded personal attack suggests that you are in fact just like
the sucker in my story, but cannot admit it.


| Boast? T'aint me boasting about three women at once. I've achieved too
| much thru risk and hard work to boast about anything as easy to come by
| as sex, or being 3 ladies' toy.

No that's right... you boast about one woman and 30 guys... sounds faggy
and sloppy to me.

I simply related a story I found amusing. Since it hardly magnified any
achievement it cannot be called a "boast". I'm sorry it hit you so close
to home.

It's interesting you consider sex and urination with equal passion.

That comes from doing both with about equal frequency. I suppose if I'd
had to support some gal's real love to make out I feel different.


| I see I have hit a nerve. You weren't the fiance were you?

You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you were locked inside with an
Uzi. What you struck was my absolute detest for scum who believe their
exploits worth retelling. You offer no humour, no wit and no value. It's
nothing that hasn't been churned from the imagination of Hollywood script
writers.

Wyle Coyote says the same thing about Roadrunner cartoons.

So now you were a building super for a rundown tenement in the boon docks...

Actually, it was in Compton, just south of LA.

poking hookers... and this is supposed to have some deep seated meaning or
merit... Bwahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!
Is that "L" on your fore head a birth mark.. or did you carve it in yourself
while pretending to be a Sioux Brave with a mirror? Ha Ha Ha

| Since you say your friends are dishonorable cowards I'd hate to be
| counted among them.

I said bikers in a gang are spineless cowards. Ever hear how everyone says
"but he's a nice guy when he's not with the gang"... ever wonder why
striker? I'll tell ya why.. no back up... can't work without a net.. needs
an audience to feed from.... sound familiar.. you got your "Sioux Mirror"
hangin' off your leather ball cap?

Time to change your "Depends" bucky.... you spit your teeth out again and
wet yourself with that last post!

Sorry CP. She must have hurt you alot to put you so deep into denial.

Vito,

I guess you're just to young to ever remember the lines in Hawaii during
WW2.for the whore houses. They were over blocks long. As a young man of
19, I remember them very well. That is another story for another time,
surfice it to say the lines were longer than the movies lines or the
beer lines

OT