I agree with S.S., that's why I stay in one place.
Scout
Men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish
they are after.
---- Henry David Thoreau ----


"Simple Simon" wrote:
it's all the same. The Keys, The Bahamas, Chesapeake Bay, . . .

It's great to be me.

Broken boom, "Fixed" still showing a bend in it!

RB

Hmmmm - flying with Lady Pilot sounds enticing! ;-)

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message

| Sounds like you fly about as much as Lady Pilot.
|
| S.Simon - clears customs in nautical ports.

Hey, little one, have you ever heard of the Tennessee/Tombigbee Waterway
and the Cumberland River? Yes, one can sail from Mobile, Alabama to
Nashville, Tennessee.

S.Simon - knows how to spell 'turd', at least


"Horvath" wrote ...

You sailed to Nashville? Wow! You da man!

No wonder nobody takes you seriously.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Simple Simon wrote:

You guys and gals are pathetic. You've never sailed
more than a couple of miles from your dock.


Ya got me there, Simon; but that's because I just recently took up
sailing because my aged and abused body no longer allows me to pursue
more rigorous pleasures.

Speaking of pathetic, what always amazed me is that *everybody* will
gladly stand in line for anything from ice cream to theater tickets, but
not for sex.

"Vito" wrote in message

| Speaking of pathetic, what always amazed me is that *everybody* will
| gladly stand in line for anything from ice cream to theater tickets, but
| not for sex.

Let me ask you... would you stand in line for ice cream if all you were
getting is one lick from the same cone as everyone else??

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

"Vito" wrote in message

| Speaking of pathetic, what always amazed me is that *everybody* will
| gladly stand in line for anything from ice cream to theater tickets, but
| not for sex.

Let me ask you... would you stand in line for ice cream if all you were
getting is one lick from the same cone as everyone else??


Let me ask you, would you stand in line and pay to see
the same old movie hundreds or thousands of times?

That's what married folks do or those in 'committed relationships'.

S.Simon - likes a little variety once in a while

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Vito" wrote in message

| Speaking of pathetic, what always amazed me is that *everybody* will
| gladly stand in line for anything from ice cream to theater tickets, but
| not for sex.

Let me ask you... would you stand in line for ice cream if all you were
getting is one lick from the same cone as everyone else??


Sure, and why not? Have only enjoyed 3 virgins in my 60+ years, all long
ago and none nearly so much as the more experienced lasses I've known.

I recall one well-licked cone provided by the Pagans MC for their
guests' general entertainment who explained that her fiance was a well
heeled MBA/lawyer. She'd told him she was saving herself for marriage to
whip him up to the alter the very next weekend! They'd planned to go
shopping that night but Ol Salty'd asked her to do this gig and since it
might be *weeks*, even **months** before she got another chance to bed
30-40 bikers in a row, she called the poor john to break the date - and
when asked why blurted out the truth!!! He found that so preposterous he
laughed, and that's what kept her giggling lick after lick. Of course
such adventures are old hat to sailors but .... (c;

"Vito" wrote in message

| Sure, and why not? Have only enjoyed 3 virgins in my 60+ years, all long
| ago and none nearly so much as the more experienced lasses I've known.
|
| I recall one well-licked cone provided by the Pagans MC for ... snip

Oddly enough... although I've enjoyed the company of 3 women for sex at the
same time, I've never entertained a gang bang as a desirable experience.
I've seen them and was put off by the notion or suggestion to participate.

I've got friends who are bikers... I'll tell you what I've always told them.
I have no need for backup and little respect for anyone that requires to
travel in a pack. They are cowards and lack honour.... I can say this of you
as well... it's reflected in your statements. I can't actually judge the
woman's mental condition nor her relationship to her fiancé... but I doubt
it could be considered stable or sane. To boast of such a feat is beyond
judicious and points to your own failings.

Don't include all sailors in your malicious exploits. You lack backbone and
are beneath my contempt....

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote:

How many of you wannabes
even have a passport? Show of hands please! Bwahahahah!
Thought so - I can put the list on the head of a pin.

I do Capt., but it expired Nov 99. Does that still count?

note to self, get passport renewed

Thanks alot, like I needed one more thing to do. Aarrgh!

Maybe one of these days you idiots will get up the nerve
to do what I do - sail where I want when I want. To me
it's all the same. The Keys, The Bahamas, Chesapeake Bay,
Mobile Alabama, Rum Cay, Bermuda, George Town, Long Island,
Isla Meujera, Key West, Flamingo, Okracoke, Venice,
Panama City, Nashville, Turks and Caicos, Haiti, etc. etc.

Jeez, Simple, I've been to a few of those places and never had my
passport stamped.

LP