Was rummaging around through my rum stores and realized I was
down to my second to last bottle of Don Lorenzo since returning
from the Bahamas about a year ago. Had a two full cases when I
returned.

Shame on me for taking so long to drink it. But, now, I'll be motivated
to sail back to the Bahamas as soon as hurricane season is over to
re-supply my liquor locker. Any females here interested in crewing
come December? Nora, what about you? If you experience a decent
monohull you'll give up on those stupid catamarans.

S.Simon - a sober sailor who's almost a teetotaler

On Mon, 8 Sep 2003 19:03:25 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Was rummaging around through my rum stores and realized I was
down to my second to last bottle of Don Lorenzo since returning
from the Bahamas about a year ago. Had a two full cases when I
returned.

Shame on me for taking so long to drink it. But, now, I'll be motivated
to sail back to the Bahamas as soon as hurricane season is over to
re-supply my liquor locker.

I doubt you've ever been east of Miami.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Wanna bet?


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 8 Sep 2003 19:03:25 -0400, "Simple Simon"

I doubt you've ever been east of Miami.

On Mon, 8 Sep 2003 22:32:13 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Wanna bet?

You got nothing I want.



"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 8 Sep 2003 19:03:25 -0400, "Simple Simon"

I doubt you've ever been east of Miami.





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

re-supply my liquor locker. Any females here interested in crewing
come December? Nora, what about you? If you experience a decent
monohull you'll give up on those stupid catamarans.

S.Simon - a sober sailor who's almost a teetotaler

How does that last sentence include you?

Are you trying to imply I never experienced a decent monohull?

Not even plausible . . .

S.Simon - of interest to women like 'Lady' Carroll


"The Carrolls" wrote in message ...

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

re-supply my liquor locker. Any females here interested in crewing
come December? Nora, what about you? If you experience a decent
monohull you'll give up on those stupid catamarans.

S.Simon - a sober sailor who's almost a teetotaler

How does that last sentence include you?

"Simple Simon" wrote:
Was rummaging around through my rum stores and realized I was
down to my second to last bottle of Don Lorenzo since returning
from the Bahamas about a year ago. Had a two full cases when I
returned.

I know someone who flies to the Bahamas almost everyday from Florida.
Would you like for me to get you some? How much do you want?

Shame on me for taking so long to drink it. But, now, I'll be
motivated
to sail back to the Bahamas as soon as hurricane season is over to
re-supply my liquor locker. Any females here interested in crewing
come December?

Only with a bodyguard and a weapon...

Nora, what about you?

I'm hoping Nora waits to get her motor boat until June or July and then
invites me to come down to Florida and join her on her adventure to
disturb you. ;-)

LP (I'll be there)

LP,

You're too kind to an old meany for sure.

Comments interspersed . . .

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message ...

"Simple Simon" wrote:
Was rummaging around through my rum stores and realized I was
down to my second to last bottle of Don Lorenzo since returning
from the Bahamas about a year ago. Had a two full cases when I
returned.

I know someone who flies to the Bahamas almost everyday from Florida.
Would you like for me to get you some? How much do you want?

I'd love to get some from you. I'd like as much as
you wanna let go of he he! No, seriously, thanks for
the offer of getting me more rum but I think it would be
best for me to abstain for a while.

Gotta watch the liver and give it a chance to regenerate
once in a while. Besides, not having any more Bahamas
Rum will motivate me to get my ass in gear and sail
back there this fall/winter.


Any females here interested in crewing
come December?

Only with a bodyguard and a weapon...

Curses, foiled again!

Nora, what about you?

I'm hoping Nora waits to get her motor boat until June or July and then
invites me to come down to Florida and join her on her adventure to
disturb you. ;-)

Come on down but I might still be in the Bahamas around that time.
July and August are good months because most of the damned
Canadian scum of their cruising yachts go home along with most
of the other cruisers and tourists. It gives me more local girls to
hit on when there's not so much competition.

S.Simon - rum almost gone but not upset about it at all.

np ma'em -- in MI we went boat crazy , this was back in 1993
we could not decide what boat we wanted so we purchased 3

1 19ft pontoon --new
1 18ft rinker --new
1 2700scr Maxum --new

spent a lot but had a boat for every occasion. I'm afraid we may do
that again, we can't decide weather we want a mono or a multi and
just last night my husband said he was thinking on getting a 30ft duel
engine powerboat and a Catamaran so we may end up with 2 or maybe
3? Nora wants a nice sailboat like John and CM has (sighs).
but the hubby always gets his way teeheee.


NH_/)_

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
...

"Simple Simon" wrote:
Was rummaging around through my rum stores and realized I was
down to my second to last bottle of Don Lorenzo since returning
from the Bahamas about a year ago. Had a two full cases when I
returned.

I know someone who flies to the Bahamas almost everyday from Florida.
Would you like for me to get you some? How much do you want?

Shame on me for taking so long to drink it. But, now, I'll be
motivated
to sail back to the Bahamas as soon as hurricane season is over to
re-supply my liquor locker. Any females here interested in crewing
come December?

Only with a bodyguard and a weapon...

Nora, what about you?

I'm hoping Nora waits to get her motor boat until June or July and then
invites me to come down to Florida and join her on her adventure to
disturb you. ;-)

LP (I'll be there)

I know the feeling. In addition to my cat, I'd love to have a traditional catboat, like a
Marshall 22. Also, a Parker 2530 would be handy.

Of course, a dock in Edgartown to tie up in the Summer; and maybe something in the Keys
for the Winter.




"NH_/)_" wrote in message
om...
np ma'em -- in MI we went boat crazy , this was back in 1993
we could not decide what boat we wanted so we purchased 3

1 19ft pontoon --new
1 18ft rinker --new
1 2700scr Maxum --new

spent a lot but had a boat for every occasion. I'm afraid we may do
that again, we can't decide weather we want a mono or a multi and
just last night my husband said he was thinking on getting a 30ft duel
engine powerboat and a Catamaran so we may end up with 2 or maybe
3? Nora wants a nice sailboat like John and CM has (sighs).
but the hubby always gets his way teeheee.


NH_/)_

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
...

"Simple Simon" wrote:
Was rummaging around through my rum stores and realized I was
down to my second to last bottle of Don Lorenzo since returning
from the Bahamas about a year ago. Had a two full cases when I
returned.

I know someone who flies to the Bahamas almost everyday from Florida.
Would you like for me to get you some? How much do you want?

Shame on me for taking so long to drink it. But, now, I'll be
motivated
to sail back to the Bahamas as soon as hurricane season is over to
re-supply my liquor locker. Any females here interested in crewing
come December?

Only with a bodyguard and a weapon...

Nora, what about you?

I'm hoping Nora waits to get her motor boat until June or July and then
invites me to come down to Florida and join her on her adventure to
disturb you. ;-)

LP (I'll be there)