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Simple Simon
 
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Default EGAD! Mooron would be ashamed of me!

LP,

You're too kind to an old meany for sure.

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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message ...

"Simple Simon" wrote:
Was rummaging around through my rum stores and realized I was
down to my second to last bottle of Don Lorenzo since returning
from the Bahamas about a year ago. Had a two full cases when I
returned.


I know someone who flies to the Bahamas almost everyday from Florida.
Would you like for me to get you some? How much do you want?


I'd love to get some from you. I'd like as much as
you wanna let go of he he! No, seriously, thanks for
the offer of getting me more rum but I think it would be
best for me to abstain for a while.

Gotta watch the liver and give it a chance to regenerate
once in a while. Besides, not having any more Bahamas
Rum will motivate me to get my ass in gear and sail
back there this fall/winter.


Any females here interested in crewing
come December?


Only with a bodyguard and a weapon...


Curses, foiled again!

Nora, what about you?


I'm hoping Nora waits to get her motor boat until June or July and then
invites me to come down to Florida and join her on her adventure to
disturb you. ;-)


Come on down but I might still be in the Bahamas around that time.
July and August are good months because most of the damned
Canadian scum of their cruising yachts go home along with most
of the other cruisers and tourists. It gives me more local girls to
hit on when there's not so much competition.

S.Simon - rum almost gone but not upset about it at all.