"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

"Simple Simon" wrote in message

| So you're 43. Just right for Moroon but the poor fellow
| doesn't have a job and is pennyless - you'd have to support
| him. Supporting THREE teenage boys would be a bit much . . .
| Bwahahahahahaah!
|
| S.Simon - retired young and independently wealthy (don't
| get any ideas)


Figures... slag me and then scam the action like some depraved skin hound. I
knew there was a reason I liked you Cappy! Ha Ha Ha Ha


:-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 21:54:58 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


Yeesh! What an ugly ho.


Her face isn't that great but her bod is pretty decent for
a woman her age. You can see the whole series by
backing up one slash in the link. (adults only, please)

S.Simon - I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers!

I would. Some of us have standards.

My current fiance makes her look very very bad. But, I guess *you*
can't afford to be choosey.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 19:33:34 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

We have still to see your ho.

You're jealous because I got one.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Yeah, I heard gardeners are really fit. Just your type...
the opposite of you... a tub of lard.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 21:54:58 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


Yeesh! What an ugly ho.


Her face isn't that great but her bod is pretty decent for
a woman her age. You can see the whole series by
backing up one slash in the link. (adults only, please)

S.Simon - I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers!

I would. Some of us have standards.

My current fiance makes her look very very bad. But, I guess *you*
can't afford to be choosey.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

I'm not jealous of your whore. They're easy to get. Try
getting a real girlfriend. Better yet, try getting a real life.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 19:33:34 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

We have still to see your ho.

You're jealous because I got one.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

It was a long-running feud, which Bob lost a long time ago.

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .
|
| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
| He is or I am?
|
| Both, actually.
|
| And, why would it be a problem to obsess about a woman's
| breasts? Seems like pretty normal male thoughts to me.
|
| If you are a heterosexual. What's up with the gay lames to Horvath?
|
| Makes one wonder...

Bobsprit used to torment Ganz endlessly by posting with a subject
header of
"Gay Ganzy"... each of which would send Ganz into replies of denial
and
reciprocal gay lames to Bob. To Bob it was like burning caterpillars
with a
magnifying glass... a cruel and senseless pastime. Jon's replies were
so
pathetically bereft of wit that many felt sorry at first then anger at
Ganz's inability to defend himself. I tried to assist Ganz in
upgrading his
retaliatory arsenal. My dedication proved ineffective and now we leave
Ganz
to torment Horvath with the running gay lames.

Jon will come up with the occasional gem... and Horvath excels at his
duties
of being the stupidest life form to post regularly on this group... so
far!
;-) I admire both of them for their dedication. :-D

after running out of my favorite ale and now drinking crown & coke

Thanks for the history! Saved me hours if I cared enough to google it.
You should put this in the newsgroups archive, if there is such a thing.
It looks like the FAQ hasn't been updated since the 90's.

Still waiting on yahoo,
LP

On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 20:34:58 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

I'm not jealous of your whore. They're easy to get. Try
getting a real girlfriend. Better yet, try getting a real life.

Cuz you don't have either?




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 20:34:12 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Yeah, I heard gardeners are really fit. Just your type...
the opposite of you... a tub of lard.

You've seen my pictures. You prpbably have one taped up in your
bathroom. Also, there's no reason to make fun of my gardener, after
all, he is heterosexual. He married my sister.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

My laptop has a 15" TFT display at 1024 X 768 and 32 bit color.

I bet your crummy, old-fashioned CRT cannot compare.

Bwahahahahaahah!

S.Simon - a sailor who has a better computer aboard than most
home users.


"The Captains Master" wrote in message ...
On 8 Sep 2003 03:20:11 GMT, Horvath wrote:

My current fiance makes her look very very bad. But, I guess *you*
can't afford to be choosey.

I'm with you Holly.
Must be Neals fuzzy laptop again.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

So far, I haven't seen any pictures. Post them on a website...
there are lots of free ones, and send us the link.

I thought you only had a brother. Or, is your sister your brother?

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 20:34:12 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Yeah, I heard gardeners are really fit. Just your type...
the opposite of you... a tub of lard.

You've seen my pictures. You prpbably have one taped up in your
bathroom. Also, there's no reason to make fun of my gardener, after
all, he is heterosexual. He married my sister.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!