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Simple Simon September 8th 03 02:14 AM

Lady Pilot - victim of a superior intellect
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message .. .
I did. So are you telling me that you didn't write the original post,
that it was made up with some kind of insult generator?



You catch on fast. Maybe there's hope for you yet. I'm
beginning to think I was wrong about your being a man
acting like a woman. A man wouldn't be so "reasonable"
and even tempered.

S.Simon



Capt. Mooron September 8th 03 02:36 AM

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .
|
| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
| He is or I am?
|
| Both, actually.
|
| And, why would it be a problem to obsess about a woman's
| breasts? Seems like pretty normal male thoughts to me.
|
| If you are a heterosexual. What's up with the gay lames to Horvath?
|
| Makes one wonder...

Bobsprit used to torment Ganz endlessly by posting with a subject header of
"Gay Ganzy"... each of which would send Ganz into replies of denial and
reciprocal gay lames to Bob. To Bob it was like burning caterpillars with a
magnifying glass... a cruel and senseless pastime. Jon's replies were so
pathetically bereft of wit that many felt sorry at first then anger at
Ganz's inability to defend himself. I tried to assist Ganz in upgrading his
retaliatory arsenal. My dedication proved ineffective and now we leave Ganz
to torment Horvath with the running gay lames.

Jon will come up with the occasional gem... and Horvath excels at his duties
of being the stupidest life form to post regularly on this group... so far!
;-) I admire both of them for their dedication. :-D

CM





Simple Simon September 8th 03 02:54 AM

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot - a picture of LP
 

"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 16:44:34 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Here's a picture of LP since you're so curious.

http://www.40and50plus.com/images09/...sm140AR001.jpg


Yeesh! What an ugly ho.



Her face isn't that great but her bod is pretty decent for
a woman her age. You can see the whole series by
backing up one slash in the link. (adults only, please)

S.Simon - I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers!



Lady Pilot September 8th 03 03:13 AM

Lady Pilot - victim of a superior intellect
 

"Simple Simon" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:


I did. So are you telling me that you didn't write the original

post,
that it was made up with some kind of insult generator?



You catch on fast.


Duh!!

Maybe there's hope for you yet.


Ya think?

beginning to think I was wrong about your being a man
acting like a woman. A man wouldn't be so "reasonable"
and even tempered.


Well, you must have had me kill filed when I explained all of that...

When you are a woman in business, you have to act and think like a
man...
I was immediately discriminated against when I had my first child at 30
and my second when I was 33 years old. I missed the Hank, Jr. tour of
Canada, only because I was pregnant. Not fair!

But I'm semi-retired, stay-at-home Mom with a 10 and 13 year old
wonderful boys.

LP



Simple Simon September 8th 03 03:20 AM

Lady Pilot - victim of a superior intellect
 
Lucky boys! ;-)

So you're 43. Just right for Moroon but the poor fellow
doesn't have a job and is pennyless - you'd have to support
him. Supporting THREE teenage boys would be a bit much . . .
Bwahahahahahaah!

S.Simon - retired young and independently wealthy (don't
get any ideas)


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message .. .

"Simple Simon" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:


I did. So are you telling me that you didn't write the original

post,
that it was made up with some kind of insult generator?



You catch on fast.


Duh!!

Maybe there's hope for you yet.


Ya think?

beginning to think I was wrong about your being a man
acting like a woman. A man wouldn't be so "reasonable"
and even tempered.


Well, you must have had me kill filed when I explained all of that...

When you are a woman in business, you have to act and think like a
man...
I was immediately discriminated against when I had my first child at 30
and my second when I was 33 years old. I missed the Hank, Jr. tour of
Canada, only because I was pregnant. Not fair!

But I'm semi-retired, stay-at-home Mom with a 10 and 13 year old
wonderful boys.

LP





Lady Pilot September 8th 03 03:26 AM

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .
|
| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
| He is or I am?
|
| Both, actually.
|
| And, why would it be a problem to obsess about a woman's
| breasts? Seems like pretty normal male thoughts to me.
|
| If you are a heterosexual. What's up with the gay lames to Horvath?
|
| Makes one wonder...

Bobsprit used to torment Ganz endlessly by posting with a subject

header of
"Gay Ganzy"... each of which would send Ganz into replies of denial

and
reciprocal gay lames to Bob. To Bob it was like burning caterpillars

with a
magnifying glass... a cruel and senseless pastime. Jon's replies were

so
pathetically bereft of wit that many felt sorry at first then anger at
Ganz's inability to defend himself. I tried to assist Ganz in

upgrading his
retaliatory arsenal. My dedication proved ineffective and now we leave

Ganz
to torment Horvath with the running gay lames.

Jon will come up with the occasional gem... and Horvath excels at his

duties
of being the stupidest life form to post regularly on this group... so

far!
;-) I admire both of them for their dedication. :-D


after running out of my favorite ale and now drinking crown & coke

Thanks for the history! Saved me hours if I cared enough to google it.
You should put this in the newsgroups archive, if there is such a thing.
It looks like the FAQ hasn't been updated since the 90's.

Still waiting on yahoo,
LP



Jonathan Ganz September 8th 03 03:33 AM

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot - a picture of LP
 
We have still to see your ho.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 16:44:34 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Here's a picture of LP since you're so curious.

http://www.40and50plus.com/images09/...sm140AR001.jpg


Yeesh! What an ugly ho.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




Jonathan Ganz September 8th 03 03:34 AM

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 
Just a simple troll, but he's too stupid to get it. There are a couple of
people that are so stupid it's hard to believe that they breathe without
help. He's one of them.

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
He is or I am?


Both, actually.

And, why would it be a problem to obsess about a woman's
breasts? Seems like pretty normal male thoughts to me.


If you are a heterosexual. What's up with the gay lames to Horvath?

Makes one wonder...

LP





Jonathan Ganz September 8th 03 03:36 AM

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 
Well, you tried!

Bobsprit used to torment Ganz endlessly by posting with a subject header

of
"Gay Ganzy"... each of which would send Ganz into replies of denial and
reciprocal gay lames to Bob. To Bob it was like burning caterpillars with

a
magnifying glass... a cruel and senseless pastime. Jon's replies were so
pathetically bereft of wit that many felt sorry at first then anger at
Ganz's inability to defend himself. I tried to assist Ganz in upgrading

his
retaliatory arsenal. My dedication proved ineffective and now we leave

Ganz
to torment Horvath with the running gay lames.


See...
Jon will come up with the occasional gem... and Horvath excels at his

duties
of being the stupidest life form to post regularly on this group... so

far!
;-) I admire both of them for their dedication. :-D




Capt. Mooron September 8th 03 03:41 AM

Lady Pilot - victim of a superior intellect
 

"Simple Simon" wrote in message

| So you're 43. Just right for Moroon but the poor fellow
| doesn't have a job and is pennyless - you'd have to support
| him. Supporting THREE teenage boys would be a bit much . . .
| Bwahahahahahaah!
|
| S.Simon - retired young and independently wealthy (don't
| get any ideas)


Figures... slag me and then scam the action like some depraved skin hound. I
knew there was a reason I liked you Cappy! Ha Ha Ha Ha

CM




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