Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Damn it.... seems everyone has seen a picture of Lady Pilot but me!!

Nah, they're just dreaming! hehee

LP ;-)

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

You've seen her picture???

Of course not.

Is she cute?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

She sounds like a catch... I'm jealous!

Nice bait. ;-)

LP

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

"Simple Simon" wrote:

Naturally, I'm referring to Lady Pilot's latest practices. She
disappeared
for a week so but now she's back to plague us all.

Ah, it's so nice to know you've missed me, SS. You know I'm a very busy
woman. Take Friday for example, I went to get a facial in the morning,
then to the gym to work-out, and then the afternoon was taken getting a
manicure and a pedicure. If I don't take care of myself, who will? :-)

Permit me this forum to
rant.

Do you have a permit to rant? Where's the "mandatory sailing content"?

Her propaganda machine once said
that she would never saddle the Usenet with crippling ignorance.

The dumb blonde routine works great for me at times...

Given the range and
unpredictability of human behavior,

Hey, I'm a woman! What were *you* expecting?

it's quite possible that so far, the response
from LP's cowardly camp of children has been tardy and equivocal.

I have a camp of children? Nobody ever told me...

Lady Pilot sees life as a wayward superficial game without any rules.

Don't confuse real life with usenet. more free advice

Although I have no criticism of Lady Pilot's sexual orientation,

That would be a first!

I have a few
observations and comments to share. Let me cut to the chase: LP's
posts set the intellectual and moral stage for a new wave of vapid
*******
babies who seek to alter laws, language, and customs in the service of
disrupting normal written intercourse.

That probably the only intercourse you can have moored by yourself on
your sailboat. LOL!

It's my fundamental belief that those
who fight against her fastidious geekisms are inevitably branded as
voluble and lawless by her followers.

My followers? hehehee Go ahead and feed my ego some more, please.

There are two sorts of people in
this world: decent, honest folks like you and me and barbaric schmucks
like her. It's precisely because her proposed social programs owe much
to the insinuations of contumelious soulless-types that this is a
tragic
transparent attempt to force us to degrade our newsgroup just to suit
her

It seems to be working where you are concerned.

What LP fails to realize is that we have
to start talking to one another honestly, in honest language.

roflmao Ok, you first!

One final point:
Extremism has its stronghold among vicious disingenuous spoiled brats.

Why would you think I'm a spoiled brat? snicker

I've worked incredibly hard to become "spoiled", unlike Oz 1.

They all need to go flonk, flonk, flonk flonk themselves!

Like you do everyday?

When
was the last time you heard what I call misguided, unprincipled,
stupid
riffraff mention that we must recognize that that last statement is
almost a tautology?

Moi? Never. ;-)

It's fine to realize that she obscures the true
meaning of her objectives with propaganda and fancy, fake, female
talk,
but it's more important to know that her sense of humor runs the gamut
from rude and crude to scatological and clumsy.

Anyone who laughs at your posts has to have a great sense of humor.

No doubt, Lady Pilot has figuratively enclosed herself in an insecure
elitist
ghetto.

I'm not an elitist; after all, I'm talking to you, aren't I?

In conclusion, let me just say that our real enemy is the inane system
that
made Lady Pilot and her ignominious ilk as desperate and pathetic as
they are.

Simple Simon sings to LP:

Maybe I didn't treat you
Quite as good as I should have
Maybe I didn't love you
Quite as often as I could have
Little things I should have said and done
I just never took the time

You were always on my mind
You were always on my mind

LP

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
| So I take it she's not returning your calls???
|
| Try flowers and a box of chocolates?
|
| Don't give him any help, Captain! ;-)

I think he really likes you.... :-)

CM

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
| So I take it she's not returning your calls???
|
| Try flowers and a box of chocolates?
|
| Don't give him any help, Captain! ;-)

I think he really likes you.... :-)

Most healthy males do, OTOH, most women hate me! sob

It must be my *sparkling* personality! hehee

LP ;-)

Lady Pilot - victim of a superior intellect
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message .. .
It must be my *sparkling* personality! hehee

Your naivety and ignorance more like. (How old are
you 11-12?) Not to mention it's fun to make a sucker
out of you and your like. Shows how inferior women
really are when it comes to matching wits.

Hey, LP, ever hear of Scott Pakin?

Bwahahahahahahhaahah! Better Google him.

S.Simon - a part-time hacker and amateur cracker who
managed to steal Pakin's Complaint Letter
Generator (final version) for his own personal
use before Scott took it off the Internet.

Lady Pilot - victim of a superior intellect
 

"Simple Simon" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
It must be my *sparkling* personality! hehee

Your naivety and ignorance more like.

Oh, now you are just being mean!

(How old are
you 11-12?)

I've been holding on 29 years old for quite a long time.

Not to mention it's fun to make a sucker
out of you and your like. Shows how inferior women
really are when it comes to matching wits.

I noticed you didn't take on the post I made to you. hehehee


Hey, LP, ever hear of Scott Pakin?

Nope.
Bwahahahahahahhaahah! Better Google him.

I did. So are you telling me that you didn't write the original post,
that it was made up with some kind of insult generator?


S.Simon - a part-time hacker and amateur cracker who
managed to steal Pakin's Complaint Letter
Generator (final version) for his own personal
use before Scott took it off the Internet.

Seems to me that you are the only one complaining about anything at the
present time. ;-)

LP

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

He is or I am?

And, why would it be a problem to obsess about a woman's
breasts? Seems like pretty normal male thoughts to me.

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote:

"Simple Simon" wrote:
Nah! Her tits aren't big enough.

Exactly.

You seem to be obsessing over my breasts...

Is this a problem from your childhood? :-)

LP

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot - a picture of LP
 

On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 16:44:34 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Here's a picture of LP since you're so curious.

http://www.40and50plus.com/images09/...sm140AR001.jpg


Yeesh! What an ugly ho.




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Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
He is or I am?

Both, actually.

And, why would it be a problem to obsess about a woman's
breasts? Seems like pretty normal male thoughts to me.

If you are a heterosexual. What's up with the gay lames to Horvath?

Makes one wonder...

LP